A hook baited with brainworms

the best thing about being alive on earth is that sometimes there is a kitty

how do you stick to a creative endeavour for more than 3 days at a time

lifelong depression has absolutely fried my brain everyone tells me "just do the thing you want to do and enjoy doing in order to improve at it" and i look at them like they're a fucking alien with unnatural powers

i tell them "you could not possibly understand how many times I've tried and failed to do that" then they look at me like I'm the alien. i guess i am the alien. living should not feel like such a burden to me

if we continue making these then the fans of the show are going to amazing digital hurt us

"you don't know what you have until you lose it" works for things that suck too btw. sometimes you need to experience life without something for a while to realise oh damn that was some bullshit

titties out… got my coin ready to go… like! who is this bitch???? love her 

pissing off every side in the bathroom debate by instituting an open league bathroom and a women's league bathroom

men and women are not opposites. men and women are not enemies. men and women are two parts of a broad coalition which fights against a mutual enemy: inkjet printers