A hook baited with brainworms

the best thing about being alive on earth is that sometimes there is a kitty

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

i am not a psychiatrist but i do find it really weird how autism checklists are so often focused on "outward" signs of autism rather than what is going on internally. i don't know how to explain it but "do you make eye contact with other people" feels like a much less relevant question than "how does it feel when you have to make eye contact with other people?"

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

I love getting to type “See you tomorrow at 2!” because the pervert’s instinct is to make a factorial joke, but 2! = (2)(1) = 2. I’m one step ahead.

found a pill on the ground snd ate it #gatherer

god grant me the strength to send this email, the courage to send this email, and the wisdom to send this email

why are you reciting the triforce

how else am i supposed to send this email

i can't say that i'm not charmed by the idea of ai assistants making calls and doing tasks on my behalf, if only because there's an amount of affection i have for sending a little robot off to do its errands and then come back all proud of itself. i just have zero trust in them to hold any important information and not accidentally give it out or be smacked by a prompt injection that promptly steals my identity

you look like the kinda girl who'd open up ms paint back in the day select the spray paint tool and click and hold to watch it slowly turn into a perfect circle