A hook baited with brainworms

the best thing about being alive on earth is that sometimes there is a kitty

I went to make a glass of chocolate milk ans I accidentally poured the milk into an empty jug of laundry detergent.

大根

28 factorizes as 2²×7

Dear Lord please not this post. I promise I'm cooler than this

The really funny part is that many modern sources that want to gas up Sparta will bring up this specific anecdote, but stop at the "if" and just not mention what happened immediately afterwards.

similarly, "μολὼν λαβέ" (come and take them) is a really cool thing to say, made significantly less cool by having them taken

Just saw on Quora a guy asking if Poland was more German or Russian and every reply was a Polish guy detailing the ways they wanted to kill him

so much of the "research" on "phones bad" is just statisticians congratulating themselves in a circle

I don’t need a study to know using my phone makes me feel like shit

do different things on your phone then. I'm guessing you haven't written off paper as a technology just because tax forms make you want to cry

the thing you have to understand is that "screens bad" research gets published so easily you can basically make every research mistake ever invented and be fine

therapist voice thank you for being so forthcoming about your trauma. with what youve told me during our past three sessions, i believe ive heard enough to pose a tentative diagnosis. youd be a breaker 4/blaster 6, liquid body with high pressure water blasts,