A hook baited with brainworms

the best thing about being alive on earth is that sometimes there is a kitty

did you know that you can wear swimsuits underneath your normal clothes

did you know that swimsuits chaffe like hell without the water

pee yourself?

Amazing that we call him the cookie clicker guy and not the "this website's hate mail game is insane" guy because one of those things had a much bigger impact on Tumblr culture than the other

remember: to avoid "coming on too strong", never say anything nice to, or about your friends and loved ones

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

i appreciate the amount of people reblogging this despite me not really tagging this at all. im glad many of people feel the same anger i do.

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less

Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

fascinated by the implication that it's the stained glass that gives catholics the guilt

I've been put in the tank 😔

i love that Project Hail Mary has gotten people looking into really cool rocks to make rock aliens about, probably a top 5 consequence for a film

‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this