A hook baited with brainworms

the best thing about being alive on earth is that sometimes there is a kitty

Tautology : Tautology :: Tautology : Tautology

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

Just hypothetically, I think a very silly way to check whether your mayonnaise squeezy container has been opened would be to point it at your face and squeeze it. So nobody should try that. In case anyone was wondering.

Unrelated, but if your mustard squeezy container isn't squirting, it is vary foolish to swing it around in circles REAL hard to force the mustard into the tip without double-checking that it is closed first. Don't try that. It would be difficult to clean the mustard off the ceiling.

oooooh i got plany of disk space

Sheafification of G (who is a really excellent math youtuber) sometimes opens his videos with "ladies, gentlemen, and the classically excluded middle," which is such a good bit that it honestly makes me kind of mad

to be honest i do have beef with some microbes

shoulda cooked it longer that gets rid ofem

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207