can we cam up? eren yeager x male reader
genitalia terms: dick, cock, hole, fuckhole, cunt (1 time), pussy (1 time)
WARNING: spit, blowjob, rimming, anal (obvi), creampie, dirty talk, humiliation, filming, degradation, humiliation, nerd!eren, jock!reader, intoxication, may read kinda dubious but itâs 100% consensual, light d/s dynamic, alcohol, weed mention, dumbification, eren compares you to a hentai character one (1) time bc heâs deranged
a/n: i was kicking my feet twirling my locs screaming into my pillow writing this and it shows. also eren has a BIIIIG phat crush on you but i didnât wanna get too into it⌠you definitely remember him, probably even sexted him w/o even knowing it was him
Letâs get one thing straight: You're not an arrogant man. Not at allâ in fact, youâd consider yourself to be quite humble. This night may be about you and your winning score, but youâre humble about it. Considerate, even. So you feel no guilt when you accidentally spill alcohol on someoneâs shirt, explaining that if they can somehow find you on instagram and send a DM, youâll pay for the laundry and potential damages. The stranger peers at you with a funny glint in his green eyes as his hands pull the wet fabric apart from his skin, his glasses falling down the arched bridge of his nose.
You shrug and wave to your teammates, your football jersey loose on your form as you make way through the frat houseâs large interior. Music blares in your ears for the millionth time tonight, the bass rattling your skeletal system with each increasingly tipsy step you take. Grinding, flushed bodies invade your vision, all around you as you shimmy through the sea of bodies to pour yourself another generous shot. Cool, blue rays of strobe lights dance and flicker across your eyelids. Warm, pink rays that caress your cheek like the confines of your safety helmet, the vinyl of your mouth guards. It overwhelmed you at first, so bright and unapologetic as your eyes adjusted and focused.
Somewhere beneath the tranquil hum of alcohol flowing through your veins you can feel your phone buzz in your pocket, rippling through your skin and sobering you up just a little.
Sheâd been blowing up your phone all night, something along the lines of forgetting her gift for your anniversaryâ what was a few weeks, anyway? â and how ungrateful you were for yours. She was a good lay, a quick way to resort to getting your dick wet on particularly lonely nights; when you couldnât stand the sound of silence dancing around your head. But that was all.
You shake the thought of her squawking voice the second you find Connie, surrounded by sorority girls with glossed lips and pink-tinted eyes. Finding solstice in his company, theyâre huddled relatively close, knit together in some sort of baked clique. Heâs perched over a bong, lighter in hand as he inhales the fumes with muffled haste. Pothead.
Your hand finds the crown of his head, palm nestled in the bristles of his buzz cut. Noone is allowed to touch Connieâs hair, at least not when heâs coherent enough to stop them. It usually ends in flying fists and bruised cheekbones, but all the man sends your way is a hazy glare. Someone punching the universityâs all star just isnât a good look. Especially when heâs pretty and popular with the public.
âDo that again and Iâll throw this bong at your head.â Itâs an empty threat, clear of malice and slurred on Connieâs bitten lips.
âYeah, yeah,â You steal the smoke exuding from his mouth, swishing the fog in your mouth a few times before blowing it back into his face. âNever again. Scouts honor.â
You shoot back up, mind reeling and posture straightening as a particularly pretty cheerleader hands you a bottle of something you canât quite make out. Itâs brown and rich though, smacking against the glass as you take a swig and chase it down with Connieâs leftover beer of all things.
One thing leads to another and suddenly youâre trapped between sobriety and full on plastered drunk. You remember chugging something sickeningly sweet, despite it leaving a harsh burn in the back of your throat as you took in a deep breath of victory. There were many eyes on you, loud cheers reverberating off the walls as youâre hoisted into the air for your skillful performance and high-fived by your frat brothers. But there are those green eyes again, staring straight through you with a look you canât quite place.
Not that you can place much. Youâre shitfaced.
He smells good, you later discover. Thereâs a strum of wind as he pushes forward and straight by you, weaving through the crowd like heâs invisible. The swaying of bodiesâ the sight is still so freshly imprinted in his brain, and it makes his head swim while liquor glides across his tongue, clumsy and inexperienced. He must not get invited to parties often. Or maybe he does, and youâve just never noticed him.
Heâs quite nerdy, some sort of graphic design on his stained shirt that resembles that of a video game or cartoon logo, and a poor excuse of a beard litters his chiseled jaw. And oddly handsome, pale face flushed from the alcohol, pink and pooling at the apples of his cheeks as he stares at you expectantly. But youâre not into men, and all the shots in the world couldnât get you to even think of advancing with one. He quirks his thick brow in passing, settling back into his seat with a depleting mumble you canât make out under the loud music.
But the alcohol paired with the sultry music-choice is doing things to you, you canât help but stare longer than you should when he swallows down his adams apple, throat bobbing as he downs a fruity drink. His tongue darts over his lips, quick and steady as he nods along to the bass. Youâre thinking with your dick, pushing past the batting lashes of cheerleaders and curvy bodies of sorority girls until youâre uncomfortably close to the guy who wonât stop looking at you.
âDo you- do you have a staring problem?â You ask, a slight slur to your voice as your face leans in close enough to count the nerdâs lashes individually.
Just to reiterate, youâre not arrogant. In the slightest.
He jumps back in response to the evasive question, strands of hair falling over his glasses as his emerald eyes roam your face. The lines are blurring now, his nerdy, almost irritating face looks kissable and invitingâ his parted lips look warm and skilled. You can smell the pineapple on his tongue, sweet and citrusy.
âYou heard me,â You hiccup straight into his face, watching his gorgeous features distort into something not even remotely akin to disgust, which makes confusion rack your brain. âDo you talk, or what?â
Your tongue is sharp, much to Erenâs chagrin. Youâre too pretty to talk to people like that, especially him. He may look the way he does, but that doesnât mean you can talk to him like that. Itâs not like he canât recognize a brat when he sees one. Usually, youâre a bubbly team playerâ everyone likes you, even if they say they donât. Still, he shakes his head, humoring your drunken irritation. He understands, at least a bit, as he has a natural temper of his own.
Truthfully, Eren has been keeping his eyes on you for the past millennia. It started when he accidentally walked in on your practice, a sunny day that simply got brighter when he saw your face, cheerful and bright as you joked along with your teammatesâ Jean, Reiner, Levi? Was it? It didnât matter, his focus was on you.
You and your sinfully tight compression shorts. You and your hands that curl into fists as you grasp at his sheets like a lifeline, as if holding them tight will somehow keep him inside of you, right where he belongs.
You and your stupid football thatâd smacked him right in the face at full speed. But it was in his favor, you came running over apologetically as he rubbed away the blooming bruise. Your voice was sweet then, a melodic chirp that he couldnât stop thinking about since then. He wants to hear it break.
It seems you too always meet at the expense of his dignity. But not tonight.
âYour phone is buzzing,â Eren grunts, sliding his glasses back up his nose and turning his head away. His glasses are fogged up, but it might just be saving his pride. Heâd rather not get hard in front of the person heâs been fantasizing about for the past few months, not when you clearly had no recollection of him. He doesnât blame you. âMy bad. Iâm not, yknow, stalking you or anything.â
âOh, because staring for hours and stalking are very different things,â Youâre staring at his lips now, ignoring the vibration in your hand. The second your phone screen lights up you slam it face-down into your front pocket. There isnât an ounce of remorse in his voice, like his response is calculated and open-ended. âWhat if I like that?â
Your eyebrows wiggle, even with the mind splitting sensation of your brain beating against your skull. Almost as hard as your heart hammering in your chest. Erenâs scoff is barely audible over the music, but the comment has his heart racing.
You pull him in by the collar of his t-shirt, fists bunched up in the dark fabric as your lips press against his. Itâs feverish and sloppy, your teeth occasionally grazing his own. His mouth is hot and wet, fruity essence on his tongue as it slips past your lips and into your mouth. Youâve never had a kiss feel this good. He nips at your bottom lip, pearly teeth digging into the skin until he feels you make an embarrassingly high pitched noise in your throat.
Thereâs a twinkle in his teal eyes as his posture straightens, slowly leaning back to catch a breath of fresh air (as fresh as it can get, anyway). You watch him readjust his position, lifting his hips instead of his actual body, practically rutting into the thickening air as he shifts. His bubblegum lips curl into a lazy smile as his fingertips circle the rim of the red solo-cup heâs been drinking from. âWhat if I like you?â
Your breath catches in your throat.
âYour phone just doesnât shut up, does it?â Thereâs clear agitation in his voice, his arched eyebrows furrowed as your feet carry you somewhere much more secluded. Eren trails behind you, his eyes glued on the mound of your ass as you walk. He has to help you occasionally, without even knowing the layout of the place, just so you donât fall over. The light shine of your phone screen emits across your hip, and he can see the contact of whoever it is thatâs so deeply desperate for your attention.
Too bad itâs all on him.
âIâm a popâ popular man.â You finally respond, shutting the door behind you to what Eren assumes is your bedroom in the frat house. Itâs between two other bedrooms and across from three more, with a sizable closet that holds more trophies than clothing.
âCan see why, pretty mouth like that,â The words slip before he can think, but itâs worth it to see the way you oh, so conveniently hiccup in response. The implication of you being some type of campus whore makes your throat feel tight, and you canât help but twitch in your tight pants. âTalks a lot of shit, though.â
âYou talk too much.â Correction: he doesnât talk enough. But you shut him up with a kiss anyway, hungry and frantic because whatever this is, whatever you feel when you look at him, you donât want it to end. His hands travel under your shirt, cold from his previous icy drinks, and you squirm under his palms. He spreads goosebumps across your skin, and when his fingers brush the bud of your nipples you canât help but jolt where you stand.
A malicious grin snakes across Erenâs face, all teeth and predatory as he runs his tongue over his sharp canine teeth. âBeen thinking about fucking you for weeks. The whole time we were talking, all I could think about was shoving you down on my dick.â
Oh. Your cock aches at that, which is almost already too much for you, youâve never done this before. Not with a man, not with someone who looks at you like theyâre going to devour you whole. You swallow hard, alcohol dispelling from your body the more blood rushes south, and suddenly youâre on your knees, unbuttoning Erenâs jeans with trembling hands.
The door locks behind you, a small click that only the two of you can hear. You look back up at the nerd, whoâs watching you intently with a smirk.
Heâs a complete juxtaposition to his appearanceâ if you were a bad man youâd call him a loser, but he exudes dominance and power. You want to wiggle under his gaze, shifting your weight between knees. Erenâs large hands cradle your face, oddly tender and affectionate as he rubs your cheekbones, slowly sliding them to the sides of your head. He lifts your gaze, forcing eye contact.
His glasses hang low on his nose, clouded from his breath as he lets out a satisfied sigh. You want to pull on his hair, flyaways barely reaching the base of his neck as the rest remains in a ponytail.
âThis okay?â His tone is beyond sincere.
âYeah,â You breathe, momentarily losing yourself in the forest of his irises. Blinking rapidly, Eren removes his hands from your head to free himself from his jeans, his long cock decorated in a small vein that disappears below his head. Itâs pretty, arched against his stomach and dripping onto his shirt. The leaking precum makes you wonder how long heâs been hard. âYeah. This isâthis is more than okay.â
âOpen,â Itâs more of a command than anything, Erenâs very hands on, his fingers slipping into your mouth to pull at the corners of your mouth. Your tongue covers your teeth, your mouth watering as his salty fingertips graze your tongue. His other hand is busy working at the head of his cock, twisting smooth circles over the slit until it crashes down against your tongue. Again, and again, and again. âGood boy.â
You find yourself drooling on your jersey, sucking in a deep breath through your nose as his tip rests on your tongue. He goes slow at first, letting you suck on the tip while his fist roams his shaft. Youâre a big boy, he knows you can handle much more than just the headâ even if he is thick. Your eyes water immediately, gagging instinctually as he shoves his dick deeper into your mouth. âSay thank you.â
Before you can pull away with an answer, both hands return to the back of your head, holding you in place. He encourages you to breathe through your nose, cooing at your inexperienced efforts to catch the drool escaping your mouth, and even goes as far as to wipe one of your tears, âGonna thank me? Fâletting you be such a good, warm nâ wet hole for me?â
You feel yourself nodding, blinking hazily as he rocks in and out of your mouth. Thereâs a sound you donât recognize coming from your throat, squelching and soaked, and it has you whimpering on the mouthful of cock. You donât mean to make such a pitiful noise, but it feels so good, letting yourself go a little brainless over a cute boy.
You slurp loudlyâ not on purpose, but it earns a throaty chuckle from the man above you. He pulls out to let you breathe, his cock slowly sliding up your throat and past your lips until all you can do is whine and lean forward, lips wet with spit. The tears in your eyes spill unabashedly, your face nearly crashing against his dick.
You want to groan, to bang your fists against the wall because heâs being so mean. He knows what you mean, you know what you mean. Regardless, still focused on his cock just inches away from your face, you moan against nothing. Itâs a light noise, breathy and quiet but effective enough to make his cock jump. âPlease, pleaseâ I mean- fuck, thank you for letting me beâŚyours.â
Eren tuts, feigning annoyance as he grips your chin between his fingers, digging into the soft skin so youâre actually focused on his face. You smile into his palm, eyelashes batting against your cheek and he just canât help but spit onto your cheek.
âWhat, dâyou just go dumb the second you see some dick?â
Youâre barely listening, instead grinding against the fabric of your jeans because his touch treatment has you feeling some kind of way. âDoes your girlfriend know her boyfriendâs a cockslut too? Does she know other boys spend their nights getting your holes wet, fuckinâ you in the same bed?â
Itâs much easier to hear the vibrations in your pocket now that youâre alone, the only barrier between you being the muffled music on the other side of the door. Erenâs hand leaves your jaw, and you have no complaints when he helps you to remove your jeans.
The jersey can stay on, though. He wants to fuck you in it.
He pushes you into your bed, watching you bounce in the mattress in nothing but your jersey, and helps himself into solely his birthday suit. Youâre just as exposed, seemingly moreso, as he pulls your bottom half into his lap. Itâs an odd position, not anything youâre used to, maybe your exes and past hookupsâ but never you.
Eren hunches over, his breath tantalizingly close to your hole. First, he licks a fat stripe across the surface, holding your thighs open when they threaten to instinctively close. You canât prop yourself up on your elbows at this angle, your feet dangling over his shoulders while he holds you up. The nerd is stronger than he looks.
His tongue is hot and wet, and you feel yourself clenching when a glob of spit lands on your hole. He massages it in with his ring and middle finger, and your body finds itself squirming against his touch. You expect fingers, one at first, maybe, then another. But instead he uses his tongue, lets it dip inside and lap at your insides. Eren looks hungry, his eyebrows furrowed in concentration as he spreads you open and holds you there with an iron grip. A punched-out âEren!â leaves your lips the second his tongue is lapping you up, leaving tingles up your spine and smog in your brain.
He kneads his fingers into the fat of your thighs, nipping occasionally where your skin folds into your ass, just to get another choked whine out of you. And, oh, you whine. The intrusion isnât unwelcome, in fact, the feeling of Erenâs face slick with his spit as he tries to get his tongue as deep as he can into you makes your toes curl. You fist your bedsheets, finding comfort in the pillows youâre pressed into, and go as far as to hold yourself open for the man while he goes to grab something.
âOh, baby. You shouldnât have,â You shiver at the sound of his dark chuckle, and squeal when his ring finger finds a spot next to his tongue. âLook at that. Holeâs leaking. You just sit here and look pretty while I fuck it on my tongue, hm? Think you can do that?â
âMhmmm, mhm, yeah! I canâ I can do that, âRen.â You sound like a bitch, with your nose buried in your pillow as you moan with every brush to that special spot inside of you. Your cock jumps against your stomach, leaking into your belly button and down your chest. Your jersey is ruined, but so are you, especially when Eren rubs your cock once, twiceâ
Holy shit. Youâre cumming.
âThatâs it, come on, give it to me.â Your jersey catches it all, right over your reserved number and embroidered nameplate. Your brain is too fried for you to care, tears streaming down your face as your hole flutters on his tongue and fingers. Sensitive now, moreso than you were before, you whimper and shimmy in Erenâs lap, simultaneously moving toward and away from his touch. He keeps you where you are though, staring at your blissed out face through clouded glasses and licking his lips like heâs just finished eating the best meal heâs ever had. And as if thatâs not enough to have you cumming again already, he places an open-mouthed kiss to your puffy hole just for good measure.
âYou felt so soft on my tongue, fuck, I almost busted right on you,â His cheeks are pink, and the rosy shade blooms down his neck and disappears into his chest. He pulls you forward by your wrist, sucking on your tongue and licking over your lips so you can taste yourself. Heâs gonna be the death of you.âBet this holeâs gonna be even softer. Nice and warm while you take my cock. Gonna let me cum inside? Pump that soft cunt full until itâs all creamy and used?â
Heâs so filthy, so unashamed. The nickname doesnât go unheard, and despite the slutty moan that you let out in response, part of you wants to pinch him just for that. Damn Eren and his shameless mouth! But you nod anyway, an everlasting stream of âyesyesyesâ floating in the air as he lines himself up to finally give you what youâve been gagging for so prettily.
Eren just canât help himself. Not when youâre folded up and presenting yourself to him like this. Not when your eyes are wide and your lips are parted and youâre letting out such pretty sounds. Sounds that belong to him. Plus itâs not all on him, youâre the one with an unlocked phone. Youâre the one with space in your camera roll.
Heâs sure the camera is shaky, maybe even a little blurry, but he makes sure to get your face in it, fucked-out and crosseyed as he pounds his dick into you, keeps you steady with his hand on your jaw. A string of precum connects you together, pooling at your ass and Erenâs thighs as his hips crash down, yours convulsing upward to meet him halfway. Itâs a bit half-assed on your part, but whoâs gonna blame the guy getting fucked stupid?
ââRen, youâre,â You sob in disbelief, eyes rolling along with your hips. âYouâreâ ohh, youâre fuckinâ me.â
He smiles down at you, feral and heated as he buries himself to the hilt inside you, his balls slapping against the curve of your ass. He never seems to stop, always chasing that feeling of you clamping down on him even when youâre almost too sensitive to take it. âThatâs right, Iâm fuckinâ you. Just how you like it, hm? Right in your fuckhole. Sâwhat itâs there for, right?â
âThatâsââ Absurd? Vulgar? Objectification? Itâs hot. Itâs hot and you know it, Eren knows it, and your dick sure as hell knows it too because you can feel your next orgasm coming. âYeah. Nâmy fuckhole.â
He makes a pleased sound in response, groans and pants joining your moans when he speeds up, his slow and deep strokes becoming fast and hollow, pounding that sensitive spot deep inside you over and over and over. âShould train you to take this dick.â
âHold on,â Despite looking straight at him you canât understand what heâs saying, not until his glasses are placed over your eyes and youâre blinking away the prescription blur. You struggle to collect yourself, wailing as you reach for his free hand that begins to nestle between your jawline and your neck. He squeezes affectionately, lets you cry and arch on his cock while he breathlessly sighs, âYou look straight outta my favorite hentai.â
And, technically, youâre making a sextape now. A tape that showcases closeups of his cock disappearing deep inside you, pummeling your puffy hole until it carves the shape of his dick into you. Until only Eren can fit, big and thick and unbelievably deep. A tape that has you, a popular and well-known straight jock, crying on the dick of a guy you just met.
âEren, mâgonna⌠âRenââ You may as well scream, your body tensing as you spray across your chest â when did your jersey get bunched up enough to expose you like that? â sticky cum shooting out your spent cock until youâre twitching, handsfree and body ablaze. He doesnât let up, castelon eyes narrowed as he fucks you through it, watching more cum squirt from your cock, milking himself for all heâs worth. âInside, wanna be full, I deserve it, please, Rennie.â
He bounces you a few times, watching you fall back onto his cock until he feels himself aching hard, hard enough to start cumming inside you. Itâs the nickname that gets him, groaning loud as he pumps a load inside you. Itâs messy, and downright pornographic watching his cum leak out of you, just for him to fuck it back in with the head of his dick. Itâs clear you feel proud of yourself for making him tremble inside you, and Eren takes the opportunity to scrapbook the memory.
âCâmere,â Heâs not asking, simply pulling you closer to the camera so it can focus on your cum-stained face. âSmile for me, baby. Tell your âgirlfriendâ how much you like it in your pussy too.â