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someone ran the pope’s 42k (!) long anti-ai manifesto - literally titled magnificent humankind - through a checker and the result said “100% human”. even as a critic of the church i gotta say he cooked with this one i had to smile

idk where “monkeys like bananas” came from but im so glad its a thing because its so fucking funny for no reason at all

They are both the same color

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They’re thinking of Curious George the yellow monkey

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Paddington bear wears that yellow ass coat

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I DONT CARE HOW MANY BEDS THERE WERE. WHAT IS YOUR BOOK ABOUT

(tearfully) w- working at the mattress store

i'm so fucking sorry. can you ever forgive me

If only there were some sort of facility where teenagers could be taught new skills.

yeah okay ill reblog that :]

And if you have trouble remembering which hand is which-- the minute hand has to be longer to make it easier to determine the actual minute, while the hour hand can be less exact.

Something that helps me remeber which hand is which is the lenght of the words Minute=Longer word=longer hand Hour=shorter word=shorter hand this woulds in english and french,but may not work with other languadges

If only there were some sort of facility where teenagers could be taught new skills.

yeah okay ill reblog that :]

And if you have trouble remembering which hand is which-- the minute hand has to be longer to make it easier to determine the actual minute, while the hour hand can be less exact.

william wisp voice. hes a ten but hes really obnlivious. hes a ten but hes from a different world. hes a ten but he doesnt know how a phone works. hes a ten but he witnessed you go on a full scale villain escapade because you wanted to trust your brother and you ended up killing someone. ashe voice what was that last one? william voice he doesnt know how to use a phone?