women are my favorite guy

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

My 5 year plan .. being dope .. having fun .. chilling .. smiling

riddle me this, riddle me me that, whoose afraid of the big small cat.

“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?

please hurry up in reblogging this I wanna jorts it before someone puts it in one of those heartwarming tiktok slideshows

i was like 'what could jorts it possibly mean' but as with many things clicking the original post immediately clarified the situation

ok. enough suffering now. i am seeking out delight

Would a baby elephant seal named Florp not grow up to be an adult elephant seal named Florp? Was Fuck not called Fuck prior to reaching adulthood?? I mean I’m no expert on elephant seal society but,,,,

to you he's a sex object to me he's a chronically ill white dog

(eating a pill i found on the floor of the club bathroom) hope it's a placebo. i don't need any effects right now