women are my favorite guy

riddle me this, riddle me me that, whoose afraid of the big small cat.

“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?

please hurry up in reblogging this I wanna jorts it before someone puts it in one of those heartwarming tiktok slideshows

i was like 'what could jorts it possibly mean' but as with many things clicking the original post immediately clarified the situation

ok. enough suffering now. i am seeking out delight

Would a baby elephant seal named Florp not grow up to be an adult elephant seal named Florp? Was Fuck not called Fuck prior to reaching adulthood?? I mean I’m no expert on elephant seal society but,,,,

to you he's a sex object to me he's a chronically ill white dog

(eating a pill i found on the floor of the club bathroom) hope it's a placebo. i don't need any effects right now

sad to see derision where curiosity could be

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade