his eyes shine like the rays of morning

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

"We as a family decided to do this" you and your hostages all came together and agreed on it, yeah.

Death to the family itself but a very special death for family bloggers/youtubers

If you think the shit that people willingly record themselves doing to their own kids "for content" is horrific just wait until you learn what literally any given parent is doing to their kids behind closed doors AND in public at any given time.

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

I feel like to really get this circulating as it should, we need it superimposed over the picture of the turkey going in the fridge. (I can't do it I'm on my phone.)

having a body made of meat sucks ass

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

I met every single creepy pasta and they wre all nice to me

does anyone know how to draw. has anyone ever drawn anything ever.

my dumb piece of shit bara kemonomimi coworker was LATE again for some shit that I AM ON THE LINE for but when i got mad this asshole just closes his eyes and makes a flustered expression while rubbing behind his neck like its cute. its not. its gross. we can all see his delicious puffy nipples through his too tight white shirt Which is way too small it keeps riding up his chubby yummy to show his fluffy dog fur.

kitten if you don't get daddy his 3D printed sensory slug in the next five seconds you can kiss your grandma's drywall goodbye

This was supposed to be unrebloggable, but I was flying into a gamer rage at the antique store because someone was wearing too much Victoria's Secret Love Spell body spray and it gave me a migraine.

please stop forgetting that sink dog canonically has a soap dispensing vagina like the original artist who made her up drew her with one she is not a sexless icon she is and has been fetish material the whole time and that does not take away from her value or charm

let’s wax poetic about the themes of something we made up due to our lack of knowledge about someone else’s art

vagina is highlighted because i misclicked also

T-shirt that says "I'M SORRY FOR THE PERSON I BECOME WHEN I'M OVERHEATED"

adhd is like I think it’s gonna take me fifteen minutes to fill up my water bottle