his eyes shine like the rays of morning

one day it'll happen to you. you will stay up a bit too late playing a video game and not get to bed on time. I've done it before, you'll think. I'll be fine. but no. you will make it through most of the next day and then at about 2pm you will feel like a reanimated corpse whose sim meters are all completely fucked and nothing hurts exactly but everything does feel very bad. and you'll think oh yeah. I'm not twenty anymore

CHAPTER 5 JUNE 24????????????????????????????????????????????????? TWO WEEKS??????????????????????????????

actually insane to me that tumblr is a place where you can be so good at being horny you make friends about it

well i'll just go ahead and get it out of the way : good morning. i know that's what you sick tuesday freaks want to hear..........

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

I didn't think that it could get any worse after google decided to show jermasus as the main image result for searching "jerma" but clearly I've been proven wrong because the new image is truly much much worse

what the fuck

we are kind of in "fetish world where everyone does my fetish" but the fetish is heteromonogamy

let's all have fun because it's better than not having fun