hard-ass satoshi nakamoto flannel

*looking at a ship* they’d look good killing each other

I don't have time for sex, I'm too busy running a blog that only 11 or 12 people care about

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

oh well i guess ill just be fat and hot

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

wish everyone could perceive the Vague Concepts in my head because i just know you would looove my Vague Concepts. you would think im so smart if you saw the misty clouds of Vague Concepts floating around in my head. #MyVagueConcepts