hard-ass satoshi nakamoto flannel

computer. die young by kesha. loud enough to kill

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

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partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that