the person you don't know

Beloved locked himself out this morning and asked if I can drive over because I have his spare key. When I told my mother I was gonna be gone for the afternoon she claimed that that's "not very manly of him". I'm still hella confused because huh???? Real men don't lock themselves out because they can just punch a hole in the door??? Is that what you're trying to say????

All men develop the ability to phase through solid objects at age 12 obviously

Wait what am I doing?

I think someone just shot Charlie Kirk

can we not spread rumours before the facts have been settled please

Sorry

i think nobody just stabbed polyphemus

so he's okay?

Yeah if nobody hurts him be silent

that’s mozilla herself

it fucken wimdows

we all know that beinq introduced as "???" with a black silhouette as sprite feels qood as fuck BUT. you must imaqine beinq introduced as "!?"

i was once introduced as !#%>!?%?%!> with a loud distorted static in place of my voice clips, and im still riding that high

Im just introduced as the wrong character

Global warming

"Let's get flattened by mama!"

You fools those geese could read

every mercenary company has got that guy who insists he should fight with two daggers... bro get back in formation and pick up your pike

Instructions unclear i am slaping people with fish

honestly unlike with murder its never ok to litter not even when the situation has complexities and nuances and mitigating factors

This is also the real reason you need to hide the body after you commit murder

People are talking about undertale today even though I beat that years ago

Egnever rof kcab s'ti