the person you don't know

Okay, Meat Factory is awesome and hilarious, but if they're being harvested for and regenerating absolutely everything, may I suggest an alternative super name: Theseus.

Why would the use their real name?

I have bad news about where I moved the fridge

It's in the torture nexus

I have bad news about where I moved the fridge

Instructions unclear it has awoken

You fool that is the caption and their loyal soldiers

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.

Well currently they’re in a tumblr post but I see your point

That's because the narrator is also wrong about the medium

Just saw a fish get his head torn asunder by a massive cleaver. Hope he’s okay.

He is not.

I'm tryin to remain optimistic

And I'm ok so optimism wins!

me as a necromancer, raising a skeleton thrall: you will become my amazing digital servant

it’s not even digital

^forgot about being thrown into the matrix

Every month there’s a section in the wizard magazine listing the new “unsportsmanlike” spells that have been created. They’re not technically forbidden, just emphatically discouraged.

your humorous post has delighted me. i will now absorb it into my dark crystal

Op is older than 5 confirmed

Wait, are you telling me you know the Destroyer of Kingdoms? The evil being we've spent years fighting? "Do I know him? That jerk owes me money."

Four words: don’t go to bed without a big fucking jug of water because what if you wake up thirsty

Me: Thank you four words you always have the best advice

I tell my friend this for the same reason, but as like. A good thing. Also when he thinks of a really good plan that'll work in our dnd campaign.

I worked for a restaurant that sold human flesh, I decided I had to make sure it became unusable in a way that wouldn’t get me in trouble.

Okay, but that's just wasteful. It's not like that's gonna bring the people back to life. Least you could do is get some use out of the meat!

Aaaaaaaaand You're banished from my realm

Oh co-!

car broke down

Congrats and your new move!