what?

hi I’m the computer. You’re not getting that.

World Heritage Post

to me demons are like cats just doing whatever they want causing problems on purpose, while angels are like hares theyre painfully aware of their place in this world theyve seen the end

to me demons are like cats just doing whatever they want causing problems on purpose, while angels are like hares theyre painfully aware of their place in this world theyve seen the end

God forbid you ask a pharmacy to fill a prescription

I like how fucked up and loud his climbing is, really adds a certain nasty feeling that he normally evokes

I love being a popular Tumblr user so I can give my failmutuals 10-20 more notes on their posts

to be confident in posting about your Guy all u need to do is read fifty academic articles and five books of varying respectability and reliability and also watched a few operas or plays. this tumblr thing can be so easy

(Image description: a picture of a red baseball cap with white text edited on, reading "ask me about my distorted views of reality, superstitions and unusual behaviors".)

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

Thanks to Equestria v Sugar Sprinkle, cutie mark interview questions are considered hiring discrimination, so if anypony asks you any cutiemark related questions or even alludes to any questions about your cutiemark such as "In your own words, describe your life purpose" you can and should refuse to answer. Know your rights, ponies.