o shit! little guy alert!!!

no offense to salmon but it seems a lot easier to swim with the tide than against it

you try being anadromous for one week and you wouldn’t make posts like this. you would respect the noble salmon

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

thank you for tuning in to faggot fm i’m your dj sexchange.com we've got some hits lined up for you tonight. semen and girlfunkel, joan bi-ez, gay bob dylan and kicking us off as always are the normal beatles

bojack horseman really treated hollyhock loosing a large amount weight from being secretly drugged as something bad and unhealthy and not as something with a silver lining bc she was now thin and then had her gain the weight back with no one making comments about how that was “unhealthy” and appropriately showed the fact that she was traumatized by the event and not secretly grateful other shows CAN NOT RELATE 

"a moment on the lips a lifetime on the hips" is so fucking crazy to me because that just sounds like a win/win

“potentially mature content” yeah that’s my pervert friend i hope it’s mature content that’s what i followed them for

i wish cleaning the dishes was more fun. specially the bottles