o shit! little guy alert!!!

my sister and her husband go see new movies a lot and a place near the theater they go to does $5 margaritas on monday so they’ve started doing marg movie mondays where they go see a movie and get a marg but they call the margaritas different things based on what they’re seeing. as far as naming goes “wuthering margs” was a little bit of a miss for me but it was preceded by “margipliers” when we saw iron lung so thats kind of a lot to live up to

top economists are saying today that so long as the coyote doesn't look down he will never fall

You all are the coolest people I vaguely know

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing

Ship has been calling the pittie "Fantine" bc she is tragically homeless and pregnant and I was just like "imagine if real Fantine was like this dog though. Thundering through France bowling people over in the street hugging them. a huge muscle woman"

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

i let my cat sniff dr pepper and she identified all 23 mysterious flavors with ease

hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you

I told my advisor about this and he said, "well, if you had been poisoned, I would have provided you whatever academic supports available to us."

Bc so many people have asked, the □ in the dream was in fact just a wingdings square symbol. Your phone/browser isn't blocking an emoji. You're seeing it right.