it's a bit queer

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

I like seeing some of you ""regulars"" in my notes it's like oh hey that's my Coworker from Tumblr

wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon

hey I'm sorry I stopped in the middle of that sentence my brain decided to flush its cache and I totally forgot what this conversation was

self-awareness check, list five things you like that aren't media pieces in the tags now ‼️

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly

It’s ok to have blatant double standards that favour lesbians btw

if you're an adult behaving immaturely i'm not going to "treat you like a child" about it because i have a lot of respect for children as an oppressed and vulnerable class of people. i will however treat you like an embarrassment. which you are being.

its important for a woman to have machinations/schemes