i’m alright if you’re ok!

sources say there are muscles in the back of my neck. and they want to kill me

can we bring back the term "fair-weather friend" bc I feel like if fair-weather friends got called that more this whole argument about whether or not you should be there for your friends when it's inconvenient/at what point of personal inconvenience it's ok to bail on your friends would kinda fall apart bc like. we literally have a word for "friend who's only there when you don't need something from them" because the baseline expectation is that a friend should be there even when it sucks. like we used to make fun of people for bailing on their friends.

javert cortisol levels SPIKES after chad convict morally MOGS him by MERCYMAXXING

best trope: "ugh I guess I'll tolerate you for the time being, but this is a conditional, tactical alliance, and the second I get what I want, we're parting ways" to "you are the only good in the world and I will protect you to my dying breath"

june is going to kiss you. Mwah

it's been observed many times before but man it is kind of funny that Americans were so galled about the idea of foreign interference in the presidential election. Fuckkkkkk who would do something like that... Truly shameful behavior what kind of monstrous government would do something like that

we’re so lucky that gilgamesh survived and is a banger. can you imagine if we found the oldest written human story ever recorded and it sucked balls.

Marjane Satrapi, author of the excellent Persepolis, has died at age 56. Friends said she “died of sadness a little over a year after the death of Mattias Ripa, her husband and the love of her life”.

This is incredibly sad. Persepolis and Persepolis II are available on archive.org. These books were foundations for me.

Top ten reasons to kill yourself ranked by virtue

mind palace that was formerly a palace until the ruling family was killed mercilessly for its crimes. and now it's the thinking woman's socialist republic.

we need to get so serious about someone falling deeply in love with me but exactly in the way i want it to happen and feel like, okay

How would history change if John f Kennedy was killed by registeel

well first off, pokemon would be real

Only registeel would be real in this hypothetical