oubliette?? demimonde?? either way, we're stuck

thinking about the guy who broke up with Yukio Mishima because he asked “can we do something besides watch you pretend to commit seppuku in elaborate ways whenever I come over for sex” and Mishima said no

i swear if the wizard doesnt let me out of his abandoned salt mine soon im gonna fucking LOSE IT

what did you do to be put into the salt mine

i MAY have eaten his special wizard meal. but i think he should let me out tbh

was it good? was it worth it? are you able to bear the weight of your sin?

im not gonna lie it was fucking delicious i would fucking do it again. wait shit youre the fucking wizard in disguise seeing if ive learned my lesson arent you. fuck.

10 YEARS IN THE ABANDONED SALT MINE.

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

Just don't fly too close to the sun.

Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant

he understands the website your honour

gamers aren’t so much a sub culture as they are a group of people that marketers were able to create so they could sell more expensive toys

Which subcultures weren’t invented by marketers though

the yakuza

swamp 🤝 desert: should not be a golf course

i dont think any ecosystem should be a golf course tbh even a prairie. the tall grass prairie is one of the most endangered ecosystems in the world and are vastly undervalued

Notice that when they asked you what you wanted to be when you growed up you couldn’t say lesbian pornographer?