oubliette?? demimonde?? either way, we're stuck

i mean this so sincerely if you are a man in 2026 you should expect to be on thin fucking ice with the women in your life and if this confuses or enrages you then you are part of the reason why

if you aren't even aware that we are right now all of us living in an ongoing worldwide antifeminist backlash, that is not a oh-no-cute-oopsie kind of ignorance. that fully goes past "complicit" and enters "actively part of the problem" territory. it makes me contemptuous of you. it makes me not want to know you at all. i doubt i'm alone in that.

if you are an LGBTQI+ man & you think that means this doesn't apply to you, thinking that actually makes you one of the worst kinds btw

I saw a coworker and her gf kissing so I said "happy pride y'all :)" and she with so much enthusiasm said ARE YOU PRIDE TOO??

Are you pride is my new favorite question

SPEΛKING FROM EXPERIENCE: IT'S KIND OF BOTH. INHΛLE THROVGH MOVTH, EXHΛLE THROVGH GILLS.

No, I would not steal a car. However, if I had the ability to create a copy of someone's car that I could have for free while the other person retained their original car, I would definitely do that.

Mad scientist experimenting on a captive merman in my basement laboratory but I may be getting too attached - I've started buying that rainbow-coloured aquarium gravel and cute fish tank accessories.

You've heard of "humans being severely injured to reveal mechanical insides" now get ready for a far more horrifying alternative: machines and technology being damaged to reveal meaty, bloody insides