Cynomaa

Gambled on a fart and WON (shat myself)

center mass paleo is like a dead wife to me

All your top posts are fascinating to me because I know nothing about them but I can completely understand what you’re experiencing because I’m also obsessed with a different band. It’s like I can’t speak the language but I can recognise the grammatical structure

we're like two peas in a pod speaking different dialects

You can find more of my classic moments here

I made a pinned post that I thought was really funny and then the only people that liked it were porn bots and my sycophantic mutual. Sycophantic mutual this one goes out to you

i'd never jerk off. i'm nice. i'd only hero off.

center mass paleo is like a dead wife to me

All your top posts are fascinating to me because I know nothing about them but I can completely understand what you’re experiencing because I’m also obsessed with a different band. It’s like I can’t speak the language but I can recognise the grammatical structure

can we please normalize being three sheets to the wind

The narrator in the The Mountain Goats song “See America Right” from the album Tallahassee

[sharpening a bowie knife while mad-dogging you] we don't take kindly to strangers round here... not unless you're a Simpsons from Springfield, that is. [staring down the edge of my blade] and you're no Lisa, Bart Maggie, or Marge [stabs knife into bench] and you sure as shit are no Homer

Doctor Who not mentioned! Another win for us!!!

@sqrt-73

I’m so glad I’m too stupid to be scared by these

(guy who's not at all mad about failing a coinflip 15 times in a row voice) i just think it's so wonderful how fallen london really allows you to get a feel for the full breadth of the probability scale