So does time pass, in silence and imperceptibly.

dungeon crawler carl is fun because you go into it thinking it'll be an unserious, fun and gratuitously violent action book, and then you get to the very first boss, and then you think, now hold on. Hold on. And then all of a sudden you're seven books deep and insane and also holding on to the indomitable human spirit for dear life and also a crab has to jack off. like holy shit dude. i've got relentless hope and found family in one hand and the world's weirdest foot fetish in the other

What are you reading rn, why are you reading it, and what format are you reading it in (physical book, ereader, on your phone etc)

i think arthur is much more aware of his homosexual feelings for merlin than vice versa and HERE'S WHY. bc merlin. merlin views arthur canonically as his other half. he is like wow arthur u are my destiny. i would die for u happily, it is an honor and a privilege to serve you. u are my king and i am destined to function as your sword in battle and your advisor and your friend. we have a great destiny together and i will devote my life to seeing that destiny come true (badly). meanwhile arthur is like. feeling exactly the same way that merlin feels abt him. like arthur also feels the same. like as the other half of the prophecy he must have the same feelings, that merlin completes him, that merlin makes him whole, that he needs merlin. except he doesnt have like. the reasoning behind it like no one has told him "hey arthur u and merlin are two sides of the same coin" arthur is just like yeah thats my manservant who i would die for who i trust more than anyone who completes me. like surely at some point arthur had to sit down and be like why tf -- and merlin too but at least merlin could brush it off as like. his destiny, etc. arthur is just like yes this is how i feel abt my insane friend the bravest man ive ever known my manservant whom i love. like thats crazy... like arthur what do u think is happening man....

like merlin is feeling this way toward the other half of his destiny, toward his king, toward someone he views as like this great person who's going to be a savior figure, who's destined to achieve great things with merlin at his side. and arthur is like yeah so thats my manservant merlin who helps me bathe. but he also has the feelings of being completed by another person and being made to stand alongside them. like ok.

imagine u find ur soulmate and the soulmate knew u were soulmates the whole time bc someone else told them but u just had to figure it out based on the intensity of ur feelings... like... ok.........

WTF (where's the feta?)

OMG (on my gnocchi.)

the thing about the bad hair day lyric in big boss is armand has genuinely never had a bad hair day in his life and I mean that. lestat on the other hand. well. let's just say the call is coming from inside the house.

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.

One time an acquaintance told me she entered Snape's star chart into chatgpt and I could physically feel that meter dropping three separate times over the course of her sentence

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

This is Peak Yuri media and I hope my beautiful feral daughters love each other forever