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According to my coworkers I have "the most aggressive knock they've ever heard"
Apparently "It's shockingly violent coming from me"
In my defence I was LOCKED OUTSIDE and it was COLD and WET
ALRIGHT! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! IT IS DONEEEEEEEEE!!!
The top one is my fav, the other two are good, but i also feel lile i could have done better, regatdles, they are so adorable and im gonna go cry happy tears for the rest of the day now
LOOKIT HIM. TINY BOY.
I love him I love him I love him aughughuugg
It's so hard to express aesthetic attraction when you're very much aroace like I will see people who take my breath away and there are body types I just find so beautiful and faces that seem to me like a painting and outfits that make me stop and stare but then when I talk about this everyone thinks I want these things carnally. When they are just very pleasing to my eyes. Like a pretty leaf. Human bodies are just a whole lotta pretty autumn leaves from my point of view what do you not understand.
Tripitaka: Remember to mind your manners when you go into the stranger's house
Pigsy: Master! I my manners are the epitome of etiquette!
Not even ten seconds later
Pigsy: Yeah I'm sure these people won't mind if I go into their bedroom and open their bed curtains without the slightest warning I'm sure they'll love that

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Tiny Baby Wukong Fic Part 1: Transformation
Wukong landed the final blow on the demon, and the corpse crumpled to the floor.
“Alrighty then!” He turned to where his Master, Bajie and Wujing were trapped in a separate chamber of the cave. The bars of their cell were made of limestone columns which the demon had grown for the sole purpose of imprisoning them. Apparently he was a great master of transformative magic.
Wukong shattered the rock pillars with a single stroke of his rod.
“Thank you, Pilgrim,” Master stepped out and gave him a hug, burying wet eyes in fur, “I was frightened, for a moment, that we would never get free.”
“Hey, hey, you know you can count on me.” Wukong nuzzled up against his Master's clavicle. After a few moments he looked around at his brothers, “You alright, Wujing?”
“Yes, Elder Brother.” Wujing put his big heavy hand down on Wukong's head and ruffled him up a little.
“Aren’t you going to ask if I'm okay, big brother?”
“Fuck off, Bajie.” Wukong replied happily, still hugging Master and letting Wujing muss up his hair.
“Hmph,” Bajie huffed and brushed some stone dust off his rake. He’d been trying, unsuccessfully, to break the limestone columns while they were trapped, “Just so you know, I loosened up a lot of those rocks for you.”
“Please,” Wukong rolled his eyes, “You know you would have been helpless without me. Okay, everybody, let's get out of this place.” He wriggled out of his Master’s arms.
“The horse—” Master worried.
“Waiting outside. Come on, I don't wanna stick around to find out if this guy's got minions,” Wukong walking him over to the mouth of the cave, “Come on Wujing! Move your ass, Bajie!”
He made a great show of waiting for his Master and brothers to leave the cave before he followed them.
“Alright let's see,” He paused in the threshold to facetiously survey the others, “Yep, looks like we’ve got everyone.”
Master gave him an unamused frown. And then, very suddenly, his expression changed to one of abject terror.
“PILGRIM!” He yelled, “BEHIND—”
Wukong spun around, just in time to get hit full in the face by a blast of blinding light.
—
Pilgrim’s clothes dropped to the floor. One moment Sun Wukong had been right there, the next he seemed to have completely vanished.
Tripitaka screamed.
Bajie screamed too, although it was more of an enraged bellow than Tripitaka’s high-pitched cry, and charged at the demon, who was staggering to his feet. Before he could right himself, Bajie had slammed into the monster and stomped all over him and pulverised him with his rake. The demon died properly, the corpse vanishing like an illusion and leaving behind what seemed to be just a dead octopus.
Tripitaka dashed forward to where Wukong’s clothes lay in a heap.
He fell to his knees.
“No!” He blubbered helplessly, grabbing and shaking the old shirt he had once gifted his disciple, “No, no, no, no, Pilgrim! PILGRIM!!!”
But something wriggled within the fabric, and began squeaking wildly. Tripitaka gasped and carefully put the shirt down. He pushed back his sleeve and reached in to extract the small, thrashing lump. It latched onto his arm with tiny, strong fingers and a small, trembling body.
Tripitaka pulled out… Sun Wukong?
It certainly was Sun Wukong. His eyes were still like burning embers, and he still had the circlet fixed around his head, but…
Well, for starters, he measured only a little less than the length of Tripitaka’s forearm and was far skinnier. And he hadn't just shrunk. His fur was darker on the top of the head, and a lot less thick and grown in than it had been. His eyes and ears looked too big for his little face, too. And he seemed completely out of it, still squeaking and squawking, more like a baby bird than anything else. He squeezed his eyes shut and climbed a little further up Tripitaka’s arm, still crying, until he grabbed ahold of the tip of his thumb with his miniscule hands and put his whole mouth around it. Here, he settled.
“...Pilgrim?” Tripitaka ventured.
Wukong’s big eyes snapped open. The little monkey jolted, and thankfully got his mouth off of Tripitaka's thumb. His whole tiny body began tremoring as he met Tripitaka’s gaze.
“Master?” He squeaked, “What's happening to me?!”
Tripitaka was vaguely aware of his two younger disciples crowding behind him to look.
“Elder Brother,” Wujing said, “You’re… you're a baby!”
He was right. Wukong, at this moment, most closely resembled an infant monkey.
Wukong blinked and lifted a tiny paw to look at it. He then looked down at his scant, fuzzy fur, then back up at the others.
“Why the hell am I a baby?” He asked bewildered.
“That demon hit you with some sorta transformation spell.” Bajie said.
“Could stand to turn me into something less embarrassing,” Wukong scowled, “Guess I'll just transform back, then.”
He let go of Tripitaka's arm and dropped to the ground. It was only a short distance to fall, but he landed clumsily with all his limbs splayed out and gave a little squeaky “Oof!”
Tripitaka valiantly refrained from scooping him right back up and checking him over for injuries.
Wukong got up and shook himself. He prepared to shapeshift, and for a moment he seemed to blur with forms and then—
“YIPE!” Wukong gave an ear-splitting yelp, reverted back to his infant form and curled up whimpering.
“Pilgrim!” Tripitaka went to pick him up, but Wukong snarled and snapped his teeth at his fingers. He seemed to come to senses a moment later.
“Fuck!” Wukong cried.
It was strange to hear such a tiny, squeaky creature use such language. Bajie burst out laughing despite the fraught situation.
“What are you laughing at?!” Wukong snapped, and Bajie hid his face behind his hand.
“Nothing.” He said, through a poorly suppressed chuckle.
Wukong gritted his teeth and got up.
“I must’ve made a mistake or something,” He said, “I’m going to try again.”
“No—!” Tripitaka began, but Wukong had already attempted a shapeshift, and was already screaming. He tried a few more times, appearing to try different forms, but nothing worked, and everything seemed to hurt terribly.
Wukong panicked. He tried to grow, then shrink, then clone himself, then fly, then cast a few definitely malicious spells on Bajie, then pull out his staff, and each time it failed and he shrieked through a fresh wave of pain. After trying all these things he flopped down on the ground, screaming over and over and over again.
Tripitaka couldn't watch this anymore. He pulled the squealing infant into his arms and hugged him tight to his chest. His eyes blurred with tears. He pressed the tiny monkey close.
Wukong gripped the fold of Tripitaka's collar in one little paw, and clutched onto his cassock with his other three. His cries petered out, and he fell silent.
“Aww…” Bajie leaned in to look at the now fast asleep infant, “Little guy’s tuckered himself out.”
Tripitaka was suddenly aware of how fragile the infant clinging to him was. Wukong was so… spindly, and delicate, and he was still trembling even now when he was sleeping.
“He… he couldn't do any of his usual abilities,” Tripitaka said, still cupping Wukong’s body in his hands, though he was fairly sure that the little monkey would stay clinging to him if he let go, “What does that mean? Is he going to be okay?”
Both Bajie and Wujing were silent, an answer in itself.
“Then,” Tripitaka looked down at the sleeping infant, the little head tilted against his chest, eyes gently closed, “What do we do? We need to fix this. Somehow…”
Bajie and Wujing remained silent.
“We could wait to see if this lasts,” Wujing said finally, “Sometimes these things just wear off on their own.”
“Twenty-four hours,” Bajie nodded, “That should be enough time to tell. Give it a day, and if it doesn't change, we go looking for help.”
Tripitaka thought about the distress Wukong had been in before he had fallen asleep. He didn't want it to continue any more than it needed to.
“We should find help now,” He said, standing up, “Why should we wait a day when we could turn him back immediately?”
His two youngest (Or perhaps oldest, given Wukong’s circumstances) disciples shared a look.
“What’s wrong?” Tripitaka asked.
“I do not think Elder Brother would like it if we did that.” Wujing said quietly.
“Why not?”
“‘Cause it's embarrassing for him,” Bajie explained, “Said it himself. And if we ask anyone for help, chances are word will get around that the Great Sage Equal to Heaven got turned into a helpless baby. Heaven’s gossip circles would be fucking ruthless. So if there's a chance of it getting fixed on its own, he’d be real pissed that everyone had to know about it.”
“I see.” Tripitaka sat back down, and slowly lowered his hands. Sure enough, Wukong remained asleep, and didn't let go, “I suppose, then, all that we can do is wait.”
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the “he was a great master of transformative magic” is some awesome and ominous foreshadowing. and an octopus demon! how unique, the marine biology nerd in me is screaming.
tripis immediate and utter panic when wukong gets hurt, pobrecito
HES FOREARM SIZEDDDD 😭😭 MY BABY. YOUR DESCRIPTION OF A BABY MONKEY TOUCHED MY SOUL. YOURE KILLING ME CHEESE. IM DYING.
first instinct is to cling to mama master. oh my heart.
the way he’s trying so hard to be grown and do his magic but he just starts crying and hugging bc it hurts is just. hhhhhhhhhhh
HES SHAKING IN HIS SLEEP STOP STOP STOP OUGH SKSHKDUAIAJDJFS AAAAAAAAAAAA
ugh this is the most important thing ever thank you
Hiiii marine biology nerd it's me a zoology nerd let's talk about this demon
The reason I chose to make him an octopus was because of their ability to camouflage and essentially almost shapeshift to hide in their surroundings. I thought it would be the perfect fit for a demon whose whole deal was making things change shape and form!
Also forearm-sized is the average size of a newborn rhesus macaque! I measured it on my own body so I could write Wukong's physical interactions with Tripitaka properly, and was truly delighted by how very small he is.
Trying not to die from cutenes aggression while painting baby monkey was not on my bingo card, i keep having to stop to breathe, cuz aaghhhhhHhh
Edit: i aint even finished but look at himmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!
Me painting this rn:
It's already perfect and my favourite thing ever
They forgot to cherish him 😔
......aaaaaaAaaAAAHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGHHH
He so smollllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!
Ugh he so tinyyyyyyyy
Unsettling headcanons about the pilgrims:
Wukong’s clones weren’t ever trained to blink, which is impossible to notice during a fight, but they tend to stare straight at whatever they’re told to watch/work with
Sandy has angler fish teeth, and regularly needs to break them on stones to prevent them from growing into his face
Sandy also has two sets of eyelids, his inner eyelids blink more often than his “regular” ones
Pigsy hunches forward to look directly at whoever’s speaking to him. Rude in any Eastern culture; an outright threat when a 2 ton boar lowers his tusks right toward your face
Sandy is incredibly grabby, he is often fighting the urge to grip onto whoever he’s talking to, resulting in his hands twitching and arms reaching out before violently stopping himself. Like he’s always thinking notfoodnotfood
The Horse has Carnivore Eyes
Wukong’s eyes don’t glow brightly enough in the dark for you to even notice them unless he’s looking at you
Tripitaka has, on occasion and more frequently the closer to India they get, known someone’s name before they told him. It often takes several minutes for whoever he’s speaking with to notice.
Ah yes I like these. They're horrifying and wonderful, thank you.

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Just remembered I had this screenshot on my phone somewhere and had to post it here because it really speaks to me
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Tripitaka: We really should stay
Pigsy: But Master, it's cold outside
Tripitaka: While Pilgrim's away
Pigsy: But Master, it's cold outside
Tripitaka: This circle will keep
Pigsy: Wukong has gone off to play
Tripitaka: Us safe and sound
Pigsy: While snow piles up until we drown
Tripitaka: He said we should not wander
Pigsy: Hey Master, I'm not to fond of
Tripitaka: He said to stay within the lines
Pigsy: The temperature of the alpine
Tripitaka: There's danger over yonder
Pigsy: Hey Master, we'll be goners
Tripitaka: I wonder how much he would mind...
Pigsy: We ought to go and get inside
Tripitaka: It may be a trick
Pigsy: Master, it's a prison here
Tripitaka: Am I just being thick?
Pigsy: There's tigers and shit out here
Tripitaka: I wish I knew if
Pigsy: We'll die a gruesome death
Tripitaka: That house was a spell
Pigsy: Don't question it, it's that or hell
Tripitaka: I know we really ought to linger
Pigsy: I've lost sensation in my fingers
Tripitaka: But this reasoning is rather secure
Pigsy: And pneumonia is hard to cure
Tripitaka: We really should stay
Pigsy: Oh Master, don't hold out
Both: Ah, but it's cold outside!
... Don't ask how long I spent on this. Just don't.
Minecraft keeps on playing horrific unsettling sounds which I do not like
Drowned don't die during the day??? I'm never going to be safe in the ocean

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Tripitaka you oughta put that in your calendar or something. Maybe write it in your diary. Just make sure you jot it down so you don't forget— oh no he's got airpods in he can't hear me TRIPITAKA—
Love the implication that even before the goldfish became sapient he and Guanyin had a thing where they said hi to each other every day