More Minecraft Shenanigans!
I have a parrot now!!!! Why is my parrot mimicking a zombie groan...
I have a somewhat functional house with a bed and everything
I crafted a furnace. In fact I accidentally crafted four furnaces. I'm so bad at this game you guys.
But I had just enough stone for a sword and a pickaxe left. So I'm getting there.
My plan for this world is to build and live in a whole network of treehouses in this jungle, so I should probably get started on that so I don't have to live on the ground with all these goddamn zombies anymore
I KILLED MY PARROT
AUUUUUUGGHGGGGG
I. I WAS STANDING NEXT TO A TREE. AND. AND IT WAS ON MY SHOULDER. AND MY SHOULDER WENT INTO THE TREE. AND. AND THEN. AND THEN IT SUFFOCATEDDDDDDDDDDD
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHGGGGG
A moment of silence, for pity's sake
New objective: acquire a book and quill and write my poor dead parrot a eulogy. I am posthumously naming her "Pity," because I wrote out "for pity's sake" and then realised that could be used for wordplay
















