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I'm having a rough and stressful day can someone please give me some positive affirmations

thecinnamoncheese

What I expected people to say: You can do this!! Don't give up!!!

What people said: You are a kind and cool person a good writer and a pleasure to be around

Me: *in tears* okay... thank...

So as revenge, I am pulling a uno reverse and complimenting all of you!!! Mwahahahaha!!!!!!!

In all seriousness, I appreciate everyone in the jttw fandom so much, you've all filled my heart with so much joy and love. I've genuinely become so much less insecure and so much more comfortable being myself because of the time I've spent in this fandom, and you've been so so lovely to me about my art and writing, and I'm so glad to have found this little corner of the internet

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Ladies, always remember: You are not a mess. You are not lazy. You are simply styling the Bodhisattva Guanyin in JTTW Chapter 49 look, okay? And you look stunning, btw.

#never apologise for not wearing makeup remember you are a Bodhisattva underdressed and unadorned #jttw #journey to the west #jttw reading blog

This whole scene is so funny omg

Tripitaka truly believes Wukong is dead and goes forward to give his eulogy which is like "Sun Wukong I loved you so much you were the best disciple and this world is so cruel to have taken you so soon also please be good please for the love of Buddha be good in the underworld I'm begging please."

And then Bajie, who also truly believes Wukong is dead, interrupts him to yell "YO FUCK YOU, YOU DEEP FRIED KFC DROWNED IN THE BATH STABLEBOY MONKEY"

To which Wukong immediately drops the being dead act and stands up completely naked in his boiling oil skincare bath to chew out Pigsy for not being nice to him when he's just died

And then Tripitaka freaks out and is like "WHY WOULD YOU PRETEND TO BE DEAD I WAS SO SCARED"

And then we have Sandy who's been standing off to the side this whole time and finally speaks up to be like "LOL Elder Brother's such a silly guy. Good joke, bro."

Excellent funeral everyone. 10/10, no notes, you boys knocked it out of the park.

#jttw #journey to the west #jttw reading blog

Thinking about the fact that there are at least two occasions where Wukong's plan involves going to someone's house, disguising himself as their spouse, saying "hey baby let's do spouse things" and then is utterly SHOCKED and TAKEN ABACK when the other person perceives it as their sexual partner sexily initiating sex

Like

Pigsy: Honey, I'm home!

Pigsy: ...

Pigsy: Honey? Aren't you going to come and give me kiss?

Wukong, disguised as Gao Cuilan, lying in their shared bed: Why don't you come over here and give me one yourself?

Pigsy: ... What are you...?

Wukong: Just get in bed, idiot.

Wukong: Wait why are you taking off your shirt

And also

Wukong disguised as the Bull Demon King, leaning against Princess Iron Fan's doorframe: Oh hey my dear darling smokeshow of a wife I just flew all this way *especially* to see you

PIF: O///////O

Wukong: Yeah I heard you fell victim to the schemes of that villainous Sun Wukong and came to make sure you were alright

PIF: JFSJTSGSGJXKDGEEHDYF

Wukong: So, uh—

PIF: JUST PIN ME UP AGAINST A WALL ALREADY I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

Wukong: say what now

#clueless aroace Wukong my beloved #he's great at joking about sex but when it comes to the practical application he is so oblivious #and I love him that way #jttw #journey to the west

thecinnamoncheese

Me: Alrighty then working on the next chapter of The New Recruit this is gonna be great and—

My brain: What if Sun Wukong was cursed into becoming a little baby monkey. What then.

Me: ... Please don't do this to me right now

thecinnamoncheese

Okay but like. Hear me out.

He's never been a baby before. He's all freaked out by it.

RIDING AROUND ON TRIPITAKA LIKE BABY AND MAMA

I guess his mind would have to be altered at least a little by the curse for it to be effective so he'd be all sleepy and hungry and needy

He'd be so vulnerable. So clingy.

So SNUGGLY

Tripitaka finds himself in the role of monkey mother. He does not know how to feel about this.

Bajie and Wujing have to step up to protect their master and the baby

They take him to Guanyin to see if she can do anything and she thinks it is a) hilarious and b) super freaking adorable

Adult! Wukong is still very much in there and he is EXTREMELY embarrassed about all his babyness. The fact that everyone is fawning over him DOES NOT HELP.

thecinnamoncheese

Screw it I've had a terrible day I'm going to write Tiny Baby Wukong. As a treat.

thecinnamoncheese

After doing my Very Important Baby Monkey Research I have concluded that maybe this day is great actually. It is scientifically proven that baby monkey videos fix everything forever.

#let this be known these are ETHICAL baby monkey videos #I refuse to watch anything made by people in the exotic pet trade and/or people exploiting animals for entertainment #I do my Baby Monkey Research via documentaries and videos made and published by conservationists and zoologists #I feel the need to make this clear because the internet is flooded with so much evil evil animal abuse marketed as information #not to mention all the goddamn ai #jttw #journey to the west #Tiny Baby Wukong

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Me: Alrighty then working on the next chapter of The New Recruit this is gonna be great and—

My brain: What if Sun Wukong was cursed into becoming a little baby monkey. What then.

Me: ... Please don't do this to me right now

thecinnamoncheese

Okay but like. Hear me out.

He's never been a baby before. He's all freaked out by it.

RIDING AROUND ON TRIPITAKA LIKE BABY AND MAMA

I guess his mind would have to be altered at least a little by the curse for it to be effective so he'd be all sleepy and hungry and needy

He'd be so vulnerable. So clingy.

So SNUGGLY

Tripitaka finds himself in the role of monkey mother. He does not know how to feel about this.

Bajie and Wujing have to step up to protect their master and the baby

They take him to Guanyin to see if she can do anything and she thinks it is a) hilarious and b) super freaking adorable

Adult! Wukong is still very much in there and he is EXTREMELY embarrassed about all his babyness. The fact that everyone is fawning over him DOES NOT HELP.

thecinnamoncheese

Screw it I've had a terrible day I'm going to write Tiny Baby Wukong. As a treat.

#jttw #journey to the west #Tiny Baby Wukong

thecinnamoncheese

Me: Alrighty then working on the next chapter of The New Recruit this is gonna be great and—

My brain: What if Sun Wukong was cursed into becoming a little baby monkey. What then.

Me: ... Please don't do this to me right now

thecinnamoncheese

Okay but like. Hear me out.

He's never been a baby before. He's all freaked out by it.

RIDING AROUND ON TRIPITAKA LIKE BABY AND MAMA

I guess his mind would have to be altered at least a little by the curse for it to be effective so he'd be all sleepy and hungry and needy

He'd be so vulnerable. So clingy.

So SNUGGLY

Tripitaka finds himself in the role of monkey mother. He does not know how to feel about this.

Bajie and Wujing have to step up to protect their master and the baby

They take him to Guanyin to see if she can do anything and she thinks it is a) hilarious and b) super freaking adorable

Adult! Wukong is still very much in there and he is EXTREMELY embarrassed about all his babyness. The fact that everyone is fawning over him DOES NOT HELP.

thecinnamoncheese

Screw it I've had a terrible day I'm going to write Tiny Baby Wukong. As a treat.

#jttw #journey to the west #Tiny Baby Wukong

I'm having a rough and stressful day can someone please give me some positive affirmations

thecinnamoncheese

Me: Alrighty then working on the next chapter of The New Recruit this is gonna be great and—

My brain: What if Sun Wukong was cursed into becoming a little baby monkey. What then.

Me: ... Please don't do this to me right now

thecinnamoncheese

Okay but like. Hear me out.

He's never been a baby before. He's all freaked out by it.

RIDING AROUND ON TRIPITAKA LIKE BABY AND MAMA

I guess his mind would have to be altered at least a little by the curse for it to be effective so he'd be all sleepy and hungry and needy

He'd be so vulnerable. So clingy.

So SNUGGLY

Tripitaka finds himself in the role of monkey mother. He does not know how to feel about this.

Bajie and Wujing have to step up to protect their master and the baby

They take him to Guanyin to see if she can do anything and she thinks it is a) hilarious and b) super freaking adorable

Adult! Wukong is still very much in there and he is EXTREMELY embarrassed about all his babyness. The fact that everyone is fawning over him DOES NOT HELP.

#jttw #journey to the west #baybey wukong #he would be so smol

Me: Alrighty then working on the next chapter of The New Recruit this is gonna be great and—

My brain: What if Sun Wukong was cursed into becoming a little baby monkey. What then.

Me: ... Please don't do this to me right now

#jttw #journey to the west

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thecinnamoncheese

Zhu Bajie might single-handedly make me need to up my fic's rating to Mature

thecinnamoncheese

Okay so now that some of you have read what this is referring to

Should I up The New Recruit's rating to Mature because of Pigsy

YES PLEASE

No, the trigger warning was enough

Voting ended onJul 5

Genuinely I don't know if I should or not, and after reading through Ao3's rating guide I don't know if it's enough to be considered an 'adult work.'

thecinnamoncheese

He did it. All by himself.

blujaishah

i'm way to tired to color this

also baby's first jttw fanart !! i'm nervous i don't even go here

thecinnamoncheese

HE ASKED FOR NO MEAT

#I love this #pls don't be nervous we don't bite #at least. not most of us.#this is really good!#made me smile #jttw #journey to the west #jttw fanart

My favourite thing about adulthood is learning all the things I did as a baby that would have gotten me accused of being a changeling had I been born in mediaeval Europe

#the most recent thing is that apparently I never cried when I woke up from a nap but would sing to myself #which in prior centuries would have gotten me swiftly whisked from my cradle straight into the fire #but luckily my grandmother just tells me it was very cute and much more pleasant to deal with than a screaming infant

thecinnamoncheese

I've said this before and I'll say it again. There is no way in hell Tripitaka meditated for two to three years straight.

Tripitaka my man I acknowledge and respect your religious prowess but, and I say this with all the love in my heart, you would not last a day. You need snacks to survive. You would get lonely after a few hours and compose a ten stanza poem about how lonely you were. At the very least you would have to use the bathroom okay like dude I'm sorry but I just can't see you managing this. Two or three years at least dammit Tripitaka we all know that's absurd.

superkat500

No this is a thing!

Proper meditation slows down the metabolism and other bodily functions so intensely that someone can meditate for months without getting hungry. There have been physical experiments done on monks in deep meditation and they’re basically dead until they don’t wanna be anymore.

There are even people in meditation right now who have been at it for a few months

Ram Bomjon was a 15-year-old who had been meditating under a tree for months without food or water. George Saunders went in search of a mira

(This articles old, if I remember he came out of meditation at 11 months)

Inside the Brains of Monks Who Have Meditated for 15,000 Hours: They may offer new clues to the mystery of consciousness

(This one’s mostly talking about brain waves)

thecinnamoncheese

Oh wow this is incredible

Uh. Sorry Tripitaka. I believe you now 👍

#also also meditation is largely regarded as the state of mind the posture comes with #so while it’s unlikely since Tripitaka’s so orthodox #it’s possible he also means he entered a meditative mindset and went about his life for several years without leaving it #brining full attention to only what he was doing at a given time #and filtering out everything else like the voices of others and the taste of his food #there’s a monk at my monastery doing the same thing #←preserving all of prevs tags because this is really really interesting stuff #jttw #journey to the west

I love that with all the other treasures Wukong did some transformation magic and illusions but then he slips inside the box this time and sees this peach and He Knows What He Must Do

#journey to the west #jttw #jttw reading blog

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Monkeyyyyyyyyyyy

He grooms Master. He removes the nasty bugs from Master's head. He makes sure he is all clean and gives him scritches.

Gjdfjsstusutd I love this scene so much it is so precious.

Bonding <3 Monkey Bonding <3 <3 <3

#I have seen monkeys in the process of allogrooming irl and it is the cutest thing #you can SEE the love in it #it's so tender and detailed and soft #and they look so calm and happy #UGH #I LOVE MONKEYS SO MUCH #journey to the west #jttw #jttw reading blog

I've said this before and I'll say it again. There is no way in hell Tripitaka meditated for two to three years straight.

Tripitaka my man I acknowledge and respect your religious prowess but, and I say this with all the love in my heart, you would not last a day. You need snacks to survive. You would get lonely after a few hours and compose a ten stanza poem about how lonely you were. At the very least you would have to use the bathroom okay like dude I'm sorry but I just can't see you managing this. Two or three years at least dammit Tripitaka we all know that's absurd.

#On the other hand I love how excited that first Lin makes him sound #he's got his hand up and is bouncing up and down trust me #jttw #journey to the west #jttw reading blog

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