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June 18

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JTTW Characters as John Mulaney Acts
Yeah I don't know what I'm doing with my life either
Wukong: Star-Studded Intervention
Tripitaka: Stranger Danger
Pigsy: Too Big Too Fast
Sandy: Chase Through The Subway
Ao Lie: Easy Not To Do Things
June 17
My sister and I just bought our mum the exact same gift for her birthday. We have a shared braincell and unfortunately it has ADHD which made us forget to communicate. We are yet to give the two beautiful purple moth orchids on Mama, but her birthday is tomorrow and it's going to be HILARIOUS. We both agree that this plays like a sitcom plotline.
I'm sure this is not a new concept at all but Tripitaka's gotta have the biggest wettest shiniest puppy dog eyes in existence
oh, absolutely. But it gets worse: apparently there are "32 Characteristics of a Great Man" which are used when depicting the Buddha, and which are frequently recognizable in a man who will become a buddha.
And one of them? "Eyelashes like a cow's."
Please I need everyone to picture how absolutely devastating this man must be even at his most pathetic.
OH MY GOD MY BEAUTIFUL COW-EYED BOY
And good to know that Tathagata Buddha is also rocking those magnificent lashes

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I'm sure this is not a new concept at all but Tripitaka's gotta have the biggest wettest shiniest puppy dog eyes in existence
oh, absolutely. But it gets worse: apparently there are "32 Characteristics of a Great Man" which are used when depicting the Buddha, and which are frequently recognizable in a man who will become a buddha.
And one of them? "Eyelashes like a cow's."
Please I need everyone to picture how absolutely devastating this man must be even at his most pathetic.
OH MY GOD MY BEAUTIFUL COW-EYED BOY
And good to know that Tathagata Buddha is also rocking those magnificent lashes
I'm sure this is not a new concept at all but Tripitaka's gotta have the biggest wettest shiniest puppy dog eyes in existence
Today on What Am I Researching For Fanfiction:
Sun Wukong can in fact sweat! Not all monkeys can, but most people headcanon Wukong to be a rhesus macaque, which do have sweat glands, particularly around the armpits and groin.
...I don't know if anyone wants this information, but I looked it up and I had to inflict it on you. You're welcome.
Are you willing to seek scriptures?
Soooooo pretty
Love Tripitaka's heterochromia!
I love writing Sun Wukong I get to think of the most insane response someone could have to any situation and then write it. I get to let the impulse to write ridiculous win. This monkey is a menace to society and I channel his chaotic energy with pure glee.

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Was no one going to tell me there are four journeys
Journey to the West got a bunch of shitty In World sequels within 20 years of its publication
I have read Journey To The South and it was pure psychic damage. It somehow managed to character assassinate:
β Sun Wukong
β Bodhisattva Guanyin
β Princess Iron Fan
β Red Boy (And he's not even THERE)
β Nezha
β The other Pilgrims (And they're not even THERE)
β The Six Eared Macaque (And he's not even THERE)
β The Literal Buddha
(I will say they got the Jade Emperor perfect though. I will give them that.)
So yeah, do yourself a favour and don't read it. Maybe one day I will publish a six-part essay that unpacks every aspect of the story and why it is terrible but honestly that would require me rereading it and I would rather eat my own small intestine.
I love shipping the really minor characters in jttw. Shoutout to the king and queen of the Scarlet Purple Kingdom you guys are the cutest <3
Doing the dishes and thinking about that one really messed up part of jttw with the kingdom where the king is forcing his citizens to sacrifice their toddler sons to make a medicine to cure his... exhaustion... and thinking about the fact that being a king who has ruled for a while before that point and has multiple consorts he almost definitely has a son who falls within the age range and there's two things you can do with that either the prince is spared because of course, he's the king's son, the king would consider such a thing as killing his little boy barbaric, yet he doesn't think twice about demanding the children of his citizens, OR he is so far gone that he looks at his son and only sees a number that will make up the one thousand one hundred and eleven hearts he requires and soullessly volunteers his own child to save his life
Tripitaka: *is meditating*
Wukong: O-O
Tripitaka: Pilgrim?
Wukong: O-O
Tripitaka: ...Do you want to talk about something, or...?
Wukong: *Drops a pretty flower in his lap and runs away*
Tripitaka:
Tripitaka: *tears up*
Tripitaka, whispering: Thank you Pilgrim
(idk I just thought it would be cute since Wukong likes being given pretty things if he gave pretty things to his family but was also kind of awkward and monkey-ish about it)
It is the middle of the night and I might wake up in the morning and cut this out but right now in my eyes it is the funniest thing I've ever penned

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Yo does anyone want to see some concept art of Loki at the tender age of one year old?
Just kidding, of course you do.
He is perfect
In all the fourteen years of the pilgrimage there had to be at least one time where they left someone behind after making a stop