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I accidentally wrote "them" instead of "him" for Pigsy and for one magical moment I lived in a world where demiboy Zhu Bajie existed

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Arrowslits! I'm building a little citadel/watchtower for my island, and I wanted to give it some nice arrowslit windows in order to guard it properly. It took a bit of muddling to get them right, but I'm so proud of them now that I've figured it out!
The Princess and the Fox
Commentary below the cut (before you read, this is my AU interpretation of them- it will not be canon compliant):
Older Princess Iron Fan my beloved! I've always thought she should be designed as more middle-aged. She's a woman who's been long married, had a child and been left by her husband for a younger woman— it just makes sense in my mind that she would look a bit older!
A personal favourite headcanon of mine: The Pilgrims Are All Horse Girls
Wukong: Worked as a Bimawen in heaven and though he hates to bring it up he has an encyclopedic knowledge of horses and how to care for them. And he'll never admit it, but he does have a soft spot for the animals.
Tripitaka: Is a massive dork who's liked horseys ever since he was a little kid. I don't think he'd be a very good rider, but he sure does love having a horse all his own now. Also Ao Lie is nice to him and doesn't let him fall. Often.
Pigsy: Often daydreamed about having a horse on his farm because it would really help with farming. His least favourite neighbour had a real nice mare and HIS crops yield was almost twice as much as the Gao's, but Pigsy was never able to convince his father in law that a horse would be a good investment.
Sandy: Did a decent amount of cavalry work and got to work with some pretty sick warhorses. He certainly had his favourites which he occasionally accidentally-on-purpose slipped some sugar.
Ao Lie: Is often a horse and sometimes a girl
Okay I just realised this has something with GREAT comedy potential
So one day they get Sandy talking about his time in heaven and among other things he's like "Oh my favourite horse to ride was this gelding called BÇŽolĂn, he was so nice and calm and extremely well trained, and he had such a beautiful black coat as well. Funny story: I used to sneak into the stables about once a week and slip him about a handful of sugar. It was probably terrible for his diet, but no one ever caught me, and he really liked it so—" and Wukong jumps to his feet and screeches "THAT WAS YOU?????!!!!"
Sandy spends the next couple of hours hiding in the nearest deep body of water while the monkey screams death threats from the shore
A personal favourite headcanon of mine: The Pilgrims Are All Horse Girls
Wukong: Worked as a Bimawen in heaven and though he hates to bring it up he has an encyclopedic knowledge of horses and how to care for them. And he'll never admit it, but he does have a soft spot for the animals.
Tripitaka: Is a massive dork who's liked horseys ever since he was a little kid. I don't think he'd be a very good rider, but he sure does love having a horse all his own now. Also Ao Lie is nice to him and doesn't let him fall. Often.
Pigsy: Often daydreamed about having a horse on his farm because it would really help with farming. His least favourite neighbour had a real nice mare and HIS crops yield was almost twice as much as the Gao's, but Pigsy was never able to convince his father in law that a horse would be a good investment.
Sandy: Did a decent amount of cavalry work and got to work with some pretty sick warhorses. He certainly had his favourites which he occasionally accidentally-on-purpose slipped some sugar.
Ao Lie: Is often a horse and sometimes a girl

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One thing I'd love to hear more analysis about wrt Journey to the West is that no matter where the pilgrims go and what they do they always encounter more violence and abuse of power, even from characters positioned as being entitled to their positions of authority.
And don't get me wrong, the pilgrims do a lot to alleviate pain and their own stories end on a note of success and triumph. But in every land they go to if it's not a yaoguai warlord eating people then it's bandits wanting to rob and kill them or a king deciding to murder like a 1000 kids to extend his own life or even the supreme ruler of heaven doling out death sentences over what can easily be read as very minor infractions against his commands.
It can make for a pretty disheartening portrayal of JTTW's world. Honestly, I'm not even surprised that it's inspired a number of grimdark retellings. Yet there's something pretty refreshing too in how in addition to the explicit portrayal of the universal capacity for shitty and selfish behavior, there's no Main Bad Guy here that you defeat and then everything is fixed forever.
I know that in a lot of ways this is a story about a silly little monkey and his friends going on goofy adventures, but it's just so neat to me that there's this constant underlying emphasis on choice and consequence and the capacity to cause both suffering and solace applying to EVERYONE.
Me reading your enjoyment of and expansion on my analysis @itsabouttimex2:
I think all the suffering also serves to show us why the plot is so important. Tripitaka NEEDS to retrieve and share the scriptures— that's the only way anything is going to get better.
reblog to tell a 14 year old that these are the very, very hard years and they're not wrong to feel the way they do.
I had a fifteen minute long crying session yesternight over the fact that all I was 10 years ago, at the ripe old age of 14, is lost and lonely, and now, at 24, I am neither and that filled me with so much gratitude
reblog to tell a teenager that these aren’t actually the best years of your life and that things can and will get better when you have independance and maybe are away from your situation right now.
Its me reblog to tell me that
HELP there is a very obvious blanket crease all up the left side of my face and it's not fading and I have to go be employed in my customer service job like seven minutes HELPPPP
IT LOOKS LIKE I RAN HEADFIRST INTO THE HEM PART OF MY PILLOWCASE AT TERMINAL VELOCITY
I'M DYING
HELP there is a very obvious blanket crease all up the left side of my face and it's not fading and I have to go be employed in my customer service job like seven minutes HELPPPP
The base of my neck is persistently aching and I'm beginning to wonder if I've thrown out my back for the first time in my life
...Am I old??????

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Oh my goodness
Okay, like, I know that 100 is not a big number in the grand scheme of things but... Wow. I'm so happy that there are a hundred whole people out there who are entertained enough by my nonsense to follow me, when this time last year I felt like there was no one in the world who would want me and all my weirdness. I've talked about this before but... well, a sense of belonging is difficult for me to come by, but this blog has allowed me to step outside the small world I live in and meet people whole continents away that love the same things as I do just as much as I do. It's just... it's incredible.
So thank you to everyone who is following me, I'm so glad you're all here.
So my Minecrafting itches were begging to just build without having to live in constant terror so I booted up a creative world without much of a plan and
LOOK. Look at this beautiful fantastical adventure island I spawned on. It has turtles and a shipwreck and a ruined portal and oooooooooooooooo I'm going to have so much fun
If anyone wants the seed (Java edition): -4706492575092315566
Tiny Baby Wukong Fic Part 2: Hungry
Tripitaka had hoped Wukong would sleep for most of the twenty-four hours. It would certainly lessen the distress he would otherwise undergo. To his credit, Wukong stayed asleep for the better part of thirty minutes. He slept peacefully while the others discussed where they would go from here, did not stir when they all got up and walked a short distance to make a camp, and was not even slightly disturbed when the white horse spent a full minute or two snuffling at him and Tripitaka in baffled curiosity. But as Tripitaka sat down and wondered if this would be a good opportunity for some meditation, the infant on his chest began to stir and give some weak, bleating cries.
“Oh, no, Pilgrim,” He brushed his fingers over the tiny shaking body, “Are you still in pain?”
Wukong did not open his eyes nor reply, but kept up that feeble crying while he began to mouth and lick at Tripitaka's cassock.
“What are you doing?!” Tripitaka scrunched up his nose.
Wukong’s cries became even more distressed, and he began to mouth around more desperately and unhooked one of his hands to feel up Tripitaka's chest.
“Pilgrim!” Tripitaka yelled.
Wukong abruptly seemed to snap out of it. He gave Tripitaka an honestly horrified look and immediately let go of him and dropped into his lap.
“Master,” He turned away, covering his little face with his little hands, “I’m so so so so sorry.”
“What’s happening?!” Bajie rushed over with Wujing right at his heels. Judging by the looks on their faces, they were both rather concerned about their brother.
“Nothing, go away!” Wukong snapped, lowering his hands and hugging his belly instead. When his brothers did not move, he eyed them with hostility, “I said go away, so fuck off!”
“Wukong, just calm down,” Tripitaka laid a hand on… on his whole back in an attempt to soothe him, “I’m not upset with you.”
Wukong twisted around to look at him. His eyes were big and round and full of emotion. His chin wobbled and he broke down crying.
“Pilgrim, Pilgrim, it's okay.” Tripitaka stroked the top of his disciple’s tiny head with his thumb.
“No it's not!” Wukong sobbed, and Tripitaka couldn't argue. Of course it wasn't alright. The almighty Sun Wukong was curled up in his lap, as powerless as a baby. Who wouldn't cry in that situation?
“Pilgrim,” Tripitaka attempted to give him what comfort he could, “Pilgrim, I am right here. Your brothers are right here. Just tell us how we can help, and—”
“I'm really hungry!” Wukong burst out.
Tripitaka blinked.
“Well there's no need to cry!” He said, continuing to stroke Wukong's fur in what he hoped was a comforting gesture, “You should have just asked.”
Wukong covered his face in embarrassment once more.
“I did.” He squeaked, the tips of his ears flushing bright red.
Tripitaka suddenly remembered how Wukong had mouthed at his cassock when he had woken up, and had been distressed when he hadn't found what he was searching for. And how, when he had first been transformed into an infant, his first instinct had been to put his mouth on Tripitaka's thumb.
“...Oh.” Tripitaka found himself colouring too.
Bajie unsuccessfully stifled a laugh.
Wukong gave a shrill whine.
“But,” Tripitaka began to panic, “But I'm not— I can't— Pilgrim, I don't have—”
Wujing placed a calming hand on his shoulder.
“Unfortunately none of us have been endowed with child-rearing breasts,” Wujing said, “But Elder Brother does have teeth, so, theoretically, he should be able to have solid food.”
“Y-yes!” Wukong raised his head, “Monkey babies can start on solid foods quite young. So. It's fine.”
“Okay,” Bajie got to his feet, “I’ll go find you some fruit or something.”
He summoned a cloud and flew, hastily by his standards, over the horizon.
“Huh,” Wukong said, “Well, that's… nice of him.”
Tripitaka kept idly stroking Wukong’s fur, rubbing his fingertips against the dark tufts atop his head. Wukong leaned into the touch, squeezing his eyes shut, but Tripitaka could tell he wasn't sleeping. Every now and then Wukong opened his mouth and quickly closed it again.
...He must be very hungry.
Bajie came back holding a kiwifruit about half of Wukong's size. Wukong looked up and made little grabby hands for it, but—
“No, I’m gonna peel it for you first.” Bajie said, searching through their cutlery bag until he found a small knife.
Wukong scowled.
“I can eat the skin.” He protested.
“It’s too rough for you.”
“I'm not some baby!”
“Uh, yeah, you are.” Bajie said, and Wukong fell silent.
Bajie peeled the kiwifruit until every shred of the hairy brown skin was gone. He looked like he was about to cut it up, but Wukong made an ugly, angry little noise in the back of his throat and Bajie quickly handed the whole fruit over.
Wukong tucked in, and Tripitaka had to admit it was rather cute to watch him eat. Taking quick, rapid bites, the infant finished the whole thing in five minutes and went to nestle back against Tripitaka’s belly.
“No,” Tripitaka stopped him, “Your hands are all sticky.”
Wukong gave an indignant shriek, but Tripitaka grabbed a cloth and wiped the pulpy juice from the infant's tiny hands and muzzle. It took a lot longer than it reasonably should have, because Wukong squealed and twisted and batted at his Master in retaliation.
Once he was finally, finally all clean, he tipped straight forward into Tripitaka’s tummy and clung, burying his head into the folds of the cassock, whimpering sulkily. At least, now, he had stopped shaking.
Tripitaka rubbed the infant's back gently.
Twenty-three more hours of this. May Tathagata Buddha have mercy on his soul.
Serene master:
Evil and intimidating baby:
Fanart!!! Adorable fanart!!!
Wukong and Tripitaka both need to be tucked in for a nice nap
I want you all to know that I've been having a very stressful day at work but occasionally I will receive an email with a comment on the latest chapter of The New Recruit and it makes the whole day feel better. Your screams of anguish are appreciated <3
I made some memes. (Edit: forgot to say it but of course this was inspired by the ones @thecinnamoncheese made)
Also, the last one is based on a meme I saw some years ago. There is a text on the top of it, it's cropped unless you tap on it.
I'm trying to add the alt text but I can't remember the long ones

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Chapter 4 of The New Recruit is here! It's an absolutely terrible time :D
Also I said I was going to do a drawing for this chapter and I will. Eventually. It's my first priority right after everything else I need to do.
Tiny Baby Wukong Fic Part 2: Hungry
Tripitaka had hoped Wukong would sleep for most of the twenty-four hours. It would certainly lessen the distress he would otherwise undergo. To his credit, Wukong stayed asleep for the better part of thirty minutes. He slept peacefully while the others discussed where they would go from here, did not stir when they all got up and walked a short distance to make a camp, and was not even slightly disturbed when the white horse spent a full minute or two snuffling at him and Tripitaka in baffled curiosity. But as Tripitaka sat down and wondered if this would be a good opportunity for some meditation, the infant on his chest began to stir and give some weak, bleating cries.
“Oh, no, Pilgrim,” He brushed his fingers over the tiny shaking body, “Are you still in pain?”
Wukong did not open his eyes nor reply, but kept up that feeble crying while he began to mouth and lick at Tripitaka's cassock.
“What are you doing?!” Tripitaka scrunched up his nose.
Wukong’s cries became even more distressed, and he began to mouth around more desperately and unhooked one of his hands to feel up Tripitaka's chest.
“Pilgrim!” Tripitaka yelled.
Wukong abruptly seemed to snap out of it. He gave Tripitaka an honestly horrified look and immediately let go of him and dropped into his lap.
“Master,” He turned away, covering his little face with his little hands, “I’m so so so so sorry.”
“What’s happening?!” Bajie rushed over with Wujing right at his heels. Judging by the looks on their faces, they were both rather concerned about their brother.
“Nothing, go away!” Wukong snapped, lowering his hands and hugging his belly instead. When his brothers did not move, he eyed them with hostility, “I said go away, so fuck off!”
“Wukong, just calm down,” Tripitaka laid a hand on… on his whole back in an attempt to soothe him, “I’m not upset with you.”
Wukong twisted around to look at him. His eyes were big and round and full of emotion. His chin wobbled and he broke down crying.
“Pilgrim, Pilgrim, it's okay.” Tripitaka stroked the top of his disciple’s tiny head with his thumb.
“No it's not!” Wukong sobbed, and Tripitaka couldn't argue. Of course it wasn't alright. The almighty Sun Wukong was curled up in his lap, as powerless as a baby. Who wouldn't cry in that situation?
“Pilgrim,” Tripitaka attempted to give him what comfort he could, “Pilgrim, I am right here. Your brothers are right here. Just tell us how we can help, and—”
“I'm really hungry!” Wukong burst out.
Tripitaka blinked.
“Well there's no need to cry!” He said, continuing to stroke Wukong's fur in what he hoped was a comforting gesture, “You should have just asked.”
Wukong covered his face in embarrassment once more.
“I did.” He squeaked, the tips of his ears flushing bright red.
Tripitaka suddenly remembered how Wukong had mouthed at his cassock when he had woken up, and had been distressed when he hadn't found what he was searching for. And how, when he had first been transformed into an infant, his first instinct had been to put his mouth on Tripitaka's thumb.
“...Oh.” Tripitaka found himself colouring too.
Bajie unsuccessfully stifled a laugh.
Wukong gave a shrill whine.
“But,” Tripitaka began to panic, “But I'm not— I can't— Pilgrim, I don't have—”
Wujing placed a calming hand on his shoulder.
“Unfortunately none of us have been endowed with child-rearing breasts,” Wujing said, “But Elder Brother does have teeth, so, theoretically, he should be able to have solid food.”
“Y-yes!” Wukong raised his head, “Monkey babies can start on solid foods quite young. So. It's fine.”
“Okay,” Bajie got to his feet, “I’ll go find you some fruit or something.”
He summoned a cloud and flew, hastily by his standards, over the horizon.
“Huh,” Wukong said, “Well, that's… nice of him.”
Tripitaka kept idly stroking Wukong’s fur, rubbing his fingertips against the dark tufts atop his head. Wukong leaned into the touch, squeezing his eyes shut, but Tripitaka could tell he wasn't sleeping. Every now and then Wukong opened his mouth and quickly closed it again.
...He must be very hungry.
Bajie came back holding a kiwifruit about half of Wukong's size. Wukong looked up and made little grabby hands for it, but—
“No, I’m gonna peel it for you first.” Bajie said, searching through their cutlery bag until he found a small knife.
Wukong scowled.
“I can eat the skin.” He protested.
“It’s too rough for you.”
“I'm not some baby!”
“Uh, yeah, you are.” Bajie said, and Wukong fell silent.
Bajie peeled the kiwifruit until every shred of the hairy brown skin was gone. He looked like he was about to cut it up, but Wukong made an ugly, angry little noise in the back of his throat and Bajie quickly handed the whole fruit over.
Wukong tucked in, and Tripitaka had to admit it was rather cute to watch him eat. Taking quick, rapid bites, the infant finished the whole thing in five minutes and went to nestle back against Tripitaka’s belly.
“No,” Tripitaka stopped him, “Your hands are all sticky.”
Wukong gave an indignant shriek, but Tripitaka grabbed a cloth and wiped the pulpy juice from the infant's tiny hands and muzzle. It took a lot longer than it reasonably should have, because Wukong squealed and twisted and batted at his Master in retaliation.
Once he was finally, finally all clean, he tipped straight forward into Tripitaka’s tummy and clung, burying his head into the folds of the cassock, whimpering sulkily. At least, now, he had stopped shaking.
Tripitaka rubbed the infant's back gently.
Twenty-three more hours of this. May Tathagata Buddha have mercy on his soul.