As someone who virtually never has caffeine I have consumed 147.5 mg of it over the day and I feel UNWELL
Noah Kahan
Cosmic Funnies
Stranger Things
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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As someone who virtually never has caffeine I have consumed 147.5 mg of it over the day and I feel UNWELL

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cheeessseeeeee have you seen 浪浪山小妖怪/nobody
I have not. Because I am a fake fan ;-;
In all seriousness I know I SHOULD watch it, and there's nothing stopping me but... idk I just don't really wanna? It takes a lot for me to want to watch any sort of film, I think because I have processing issues and also tend to get overstimulated stupidly quickly I prefer mostly to read stuff and only tend to watch things I either have watched already or really really want to watch.
But I will give you this chance to shower me with propaganda for why I should really really want to watch Nobody, and I might give it a go!
One of my co-workers keeps on skipping all the bangers on the playlist and I'm beginning to feel like that's a good enough reason to kill her
She did NOT just skip Scar by Missy Higgins
One of my co-workers keeps on skipping all the bangers on the playlist and I'm beginning to feel like that's a good enough reason to kill her

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Found a little hammer necklace, thought of Thor, instantly bought it
Okay so I bought this necklace when I hadn't figured out I was genderfluid yet but it's been so useful to me now because I put it on and immediately feel ten times more masculine. If I am a man all I need to do is put this on and I feel instantly validated. This is my man necklace, I got it because it reminded me of the manliest man god in Norse mythology, I put it on my otherwise very non-male body and I feel so so happy
You all seem to be enjoying the latest chapter of The New Recruit
Pairs with this post, and I plan to make a collection of them
OOOOOOO MY FIRST PROPER MINECRAFT BUILD SINCE I WAS LIKE TEN IS DONE!
Welcome to The Citadel! It's going to watch over the island I'm going to be building up as I play this world
This is what you will see when you enter- a small bench with a lantern, a furnace and a stairwell leading up
If you turn around you will see some banners, a handy pile of barrels and three shelves for all your crossbow needs
Please stop to admire the view of the ocean from this arrowslit
Moving upstairs we have a small soldier's quarters featuring two beds and some overhead lockers
As well as some stunning coastal views!
And a whole lot of banners to really instil the patriotism in your heart from the moment you wake to the moment you close your eyes
And of course there are the battlements, which offer incredible panoramic views and vantage points from which to slay your enemies
But wait, there's more!
A trapdoor leading into the water beneath the citadel's foundations
Which leads into a tunnel that one may easily swim through to open waters on the occasion that you may need to make a hasty escape!
So, what do you think? Are you ready to buy?
wukong (knowing that he cannot die from this): teehee! c'mon, cut off my head already
sanzang (uncertain whether wukong cannot die from this): not teehee
This came to me in a dream like five months ago

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*Throws mediocre phone photo and runs away*
LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST
you people aren't CASTING
I accidentally wrote "them" instead of "him" for Pigsy and for one magical moment I lived in a world where demiboy Zhu Bajie existed
Arrowslits! I'm building a little citadel/watchtower for my island, and I wanted to give it some nice arrowslit windows in order to guard it properly. It took a bit of muddling to get them right, but I'm so proud of them now that I've figured it out!
The Princess and the Fox
Commentary below the cut (before you read, this is my AU interpretation of them- it will not be canon compliant):
Older Princess Iron Fan my beloved! I've always thought she should be designed as more middle-aged. She's a woman who's been long married, had a child and been left by her husband for a younger woman— it just makes sense in my mind that she would look a bit older!

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A personal favourite headcanon of mine: The Pilgrims Are All Horse Girls
Wukong: Worked as a Bimawen in heaven and though he hates to bring it up he has an encyclopedic knowledge of horses and how to care for them. And he'll never admit it, but he does have a soft spot for the animals.
Tripitaka: Is a massive dork who's liked horseys ever since he was a little kid. I don't think he'd be a very good rider, but he sure does love having a horse all his own now. Also Ao Lie is nice to him and doesn't let him fall. Often.
Pigsy: Often daydreamed about having a horse on his farm because it would really help with farming. His least favourite neighbour had a real nice mare and HIS crops yield was almost twice as much as the Gao's, but Pigsy was never able to convince his father in law that a horse would be a good investment.
Sandy: Did a decent amount of cavalry work and got to work with some pretty sick warhorses. He certainly had his favourites which he occasionally accidentally-on-purpose slipped some sugar.
Ao Lie: Is often a horse and sometimes a girl
Okay I just realised this has something with GREAT comedy potential
So one day they get Sandy talking about his time in heaven and among other things he's like "Oh my favourite horse to ride was this gelding called Bǎolín, he was so nice and calm and extremely well trained, and he had such a beautiful black coat as well. Funny story: I used to sneak into the stables about once a week and slip him about a handful of sugar. It was probably terrible for his diet, but no one ever caught me, and he really liked it so—" and Wukong jumps to his feet and screeches "THAT WAS YOU?????!!!!"
Sandy spends the next couple of hours hiding in the nearest deep body of water while the monkey screams death threats from the shore
A personal favourite headcanon of mine: The Pilgrims Are All Horse Girls
Wukong: Worked as a Bimawen in heaven and though he hates to bring it up he has an encyclopedic knowledge of horses and how to care for them. And he'll never admit it, but he does have a soft spot for the animals.
Tripitaka: Is a massive dork who's liked horseys ever since he was a little kid. I don't think he'd be a very good rider, but he sure does love having a horse all his own now. Also Ao Lie is nice to him and doesn't let him fall. Often.
Pigsy: Often daydreamed about having a horse on his farm because it would really help with farming. His least favourite neighbour had a real nice mare and HIS crops yield was almost twice as much as the Gao's, but Pigsy was never able to convince his father in law that a horse would be a good investment.
Sandy: Did a decent amount of cavalry work and got to work with some pretty sick warhorses. He certainly had his favourites which he occasionally accidentally-on-purpose slipped some sugar.
Ao Lie: Is often a horse and sometimes a girl