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Ladies, always remember: You are not a mess. You are not lazy. You are simply styling the Bodhisattva Guanyin in JTTW Chapter 49 look, okay? And you look stunning, btw.

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This whole scene is so funny omg
Tripitaka truly believes Wukong is dead and goes forward to give his eulogy which is like "Sun Wukong I loved you so much you were the best disciple and this world is so cruel to have taken you so soon also please be good please for the love of Buddha be good in the underworld I'm begging please."
And then Bajie, who also truly believes Wukong is dead, interrupts him to yell "YO FUCK YOU, YOU DEEP FRIED KFC DROWNED IN THE BATH STABLEBOY MONKEY"
To which Wukong immediately drops the being dead act and stands up completely naked in his boiling oil skincare bath to chew out Pigsy for not being nice to him when he's just died
And then Tripitaka freaks out and is like "WHY WOULD YOU PRETEND TO BE DEAD I WAS SO SCARED"
And then we have Sandy who's been standing off to the side this whole time and finally speaks up to be like "LOL Elder Brother's such a silly guy. Good joke, bro."
Excellent funeral everyone. 10/10, no notes, you boys knocked it out of the park.
Thinking about the fact that there are at least two occasions where Wukong's plan involves going to someone's house, disguising himself as their spouse, saying "hey baby let's do spouse things" and then is utterly SHOCKED and TAKEN ABACK when the other person perceives it as their sexual partner sexily initiating sex
Like
Pigsy: Honey, I'm home!
Pigsy: ...
Pigsy: Honey? Aren't you going to come and give me kiss?
Wukong, disguised as Gao Cuilan, lying in their shared bed: Why don't you come over here and give me one yourself?
Pigsy: ... What are you...?
Wukong: Just get in bed, idiot.
Wukong: Wait why are you taking off your shirt
And also
Wukong disguised as the Bull Demon King, leaning against Princess Iron Fan's doorframe: Oh hey my dear darling smokeshow of a wife I just flew all this way *especially* to see you
PIF: O///////O
Wukong: Yeah I heard you fell victim to the schemes of that villainous Sun Wukong and came to make sure you were alright
PIF: JFSJTSGSGJXKDGEEHDYF
Wukong: So, uh—
PIF: JUST PIN ME UP AGAINST A WALL ALREADY I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
Wukong: say what now
Me: Alrighty then working on the next chapter of The New Recruit this is gonna be great and—
My brain: What if Sun Wukong was cursed into becoming a little baby monkey. What then.
Me: ... Please don't do this to me right now
Okay but like. Hear me out.
He's never been a baby before. He's all freaked out by it.
RIDING AROUND ON TRIPITAKA LIKE BABY AND MAMA
I guess his mind would have to be altered at least a little by the curse for it to be effective so he'd be all sleepy and hungry and needy
He'd be so vulnerable. So clingy.
So SNUGGLY
Tripitaka finds himself in the role of monkey mother. He does not know how to feel about this.
Bajie and Wujing have to step up to protect their master and the baby
They take him to Guanyin to see if she can do anything and she thinks it is a) hilarious and b) super freaking adorable
Adult! Wukong is still very much in there and he is EXTREMELY embarrassed about all his babyness. The fact that everyone is fawning over him DOES NOT HELP.
Screw it I've had a terrible day I'm going to write Tiny Baby Wukong. As a treat.
After doing my Very Important Baby Monkey Research I have concluded that maybe this day is great actually. It is scientifically proven that baby monkey videos fix everything forever.
Me: Alrighty then working on the next chapter of The New Recruit this is gonna be great and—
My brain: What if Sun Wukong was cursed into becoming a little baby monkey. What then.
Me: ... Please don't do this to me right now
Okay but like. Hear me out.
He's never been a baby before. He's all freaked out by it.
RIDING AROUND ON TRIPITAKA LIKE BABY AND MAMA
I guess his mind would have to be altered at least a little by the curse for it to be effective so he'd be all sleepy and hungry and needy
He'd be so vulnerable. So clingy.
So SNUGGLY
Tripitaka finds himself in the role of monkey mother. He does not know how to feel about this.
Bajie and Wujing have to step up to protect their master and the baby
They take him to Guanyin to see if she can do anything and she thinks it is a) hilarious and b) super freaking adorable
Adult! Wukong is still very much in there and he is EXTREMELY embarrassed about all his babyness. The fact that everyone is fawning over him DOES NOT HELP.
Screw it I've had a terrible day I'm going to write Tiny Baby Wukong. As a treat.

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Me: Alrighty then working on the next chapter of The New Recruit this is gonna be great and—
My brain: What if Sun Wukong was cursed into becoming a little baby monkey. What then.
Me: ... Please don't do this to me right now
Okay but like. Hear me out.
He's never been a baby before. He's all freaked out by it.
RIDING AROUND ON TRIPITAKA LIKE BABY AND MAMA
I guess his mind would have to be altered at least a little by the curse for it to be effective so he'd be all sleepy and hungry and needy
He'd be so vulnerable. So clingy.
So SNUGGLY
Tripitaka finds himself in the role of monkey mother. He does not know how to feel about this.
Bajie and Wujing have to step up to protect their master and the baby
They take him to Guanyin to see if she can do anything and she thinks it is a) hilarious and b) super freaking adorable
Adult! Wukong is still very much in there and he is EXTREMELY embarrassed about all his babyness. The fact that everyone is fawning over him DOES NOT HELP.
Screw it I've had a terrible day I'm going to write Tiny Baby Wukong. As a treat.
I'm having a rough and stressful day can someone please give me some positive affirmations
Me: Alrighty then working on the next chapter of The New Recruit this is gonna be great and—
My brain: What if Sun Wukong was cursed into becoming a little baby monkey. What then.
Me: ... Please don't do this to me right now
Okay but like. Hear me out.
He's never been a baby before. He's all freaked out by it.
RIDING AROUND ON TRIPITAKA LIKE BABY AND MAMA
I guess his mind would have to be altered at least a little by the curse for it to be effective so he'd be all sleepy and hungry and needy
He'd be so vulnerable. So clingy.
So SNUGGLY
Tripitaka finds himself in the role of monkey mother. He does not know how to feel about this.
Bajie and Wujing have to step up to protect their master and the baby
They take him to Guanyin to see if she can do anything and she thinks it is a) hilarious and b) super freaking adorable
Adult! Wukong is still very much in there and he is EXTREMELY embarrassed about all his babyness. The fact that everyone is fawning over him DOES NOT HELP.
Me: Alrighty then working on the next chapter of The New Recruit this is gonna be great and—
My brain: What if Sun Wukong was cursed into becoming a little baby monkey. What then.
Me: ... Please don't do this to me right now
Zhu Bajie might single-handedly make me need to up my fic's rating to Mature
Okay so now that some of you have read what this is referring to
Should I up The New Recruit's rating to Mature because of Pigsy
YES PLEASE
No, the trigger warning was enough
Genuinely I don't know if I should or not, and after reading through Ao3's rating guide I don't know if it's enough to be considered an 'adult work.'
He did it. All by himself.

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i'm way to tired to color this
also baby's first jttw fanart !! i'm nervous i don't even go here
HE ASKED FOR NO MEAT
My favourite thing about adulthood is learning all the things I did as a baby that would have gotten me accused of being a changeling had I been born in mediaeval Europe
I've said this before and I'll say it again. There is no way in hell Tripitaka meditated for two to three years straight.
Tripitaka my man I acknowledge and respect your religious prowess but, and I say this with all the love in my heart, you would not last a day. You need snacks to survive. You would get lonely after a few hours and compose a ten stanza poem about how lonely you were. At the very least you would have to use the bathroom okay like dude I'm sorry but I just can't see you managing this. Two or three years at least dammit Tripitaka we all know that's absurd.
No this is a thing!
Proper meditation slows down the metabolism and other bodily functions so intensely that someone can meditate for months without getting hungry. There have been physical experiments done on monks in deep meditation and they’re basically dead until they don’t wanna be anymore.
There are even people in meditation right now who have been at it for a few months
Ram Bomjon was a 15-year-old who had been meditating under a tree for months without food or water. George Saunders went in search of a mira
(This articles old, if I remember he came out of meditation at 11 months)
Inside the Brains of Monks Who Have Meditated for 15,000 Hours: They may offer new clues to the mystery of consciousness
(This one’s mostly talking about brain waves)
Oh wow this is incredible
Uh. Sorry Tripitaka. I believe you now 👍
I love that with all the other treasures Wukong did some transformation magic and illusions but then he slips inside the box this time and sees this peach and He Knows What He Must Do
🥺🥺🥺
Monkeyyyyyyyyyyy
He grooms Master. He removes the nasty bugs from Master's head. He makes sure he is all clean and gives him scritches.
Gjdfjsstusutd I love this scene so much it is so precious.
Bonding <3 Monkey Bonding <3 <3 <3

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I've said this before and I'll say it again. There is no way in hell Tripitaka meditated for two to three years straight.
Tripitaka my man I acknowledge and respect your religious prowess but, and I say this with all the love in my heart, you would not last a day. You need snacks to survive. You would get lonely after a few hours and compose a ten stanza poem about how lonely you were. At the very least you would have to use the bathroom okay like dude I'm sorry but I just can't see you managing this. Two or three years at least dammit Tripitaka we all know that's absurd.
I think I am fundamentally not getting The Office because in my honest opinion I think Pam and Karen are soulmates and must get married at once, the entire show should focus more on Dwight and Angela and their insane indefinable situationship and I think Ryan needs to have a corruption arc where he slowly goes insane until he finally snaps and murders Kelly and Michael with a carving knife like a 50s housewife who's been told to get back in the kitchen one to many times
But sadly that does not seem to be where this is going