zoo Wee Mama

Official Post of Massachusetts

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

a roasted brussel sprout can change your life if you let it. open your heart. take my hand. its good, try it. i love a brusseled sprout I love you

and for the lady, only the steeliest of dans

i want a perfect buddy i want a perfect bro

i wanna do brofist when you are around

you are the best yo. my sweet smile friend bro

Good thing i have a wednesday to thursday transformation fetish

Damn girl your some kind of wretched beast

I think that if I unsubscribe I should stop getting the emails

nice things will happen but first you have to lose all hope and die 45 times