Tarantella teravella

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

the videogame industry will see their own foot and be like is anybody else gonna shoot this and not wait for an answer

Me at the golf course fucking the wholes

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

let's develop a perfect plan

1. get cozy in bed

2. nathing wrong with me

let's all have fun because it's better than not having fun