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Stop saying “do it scared” i do everything scared I sleep scared Boy i’ll kill u

No one tells you that one day you will get older and look around and notice that 95% of ppl who own a dog should not own a dog

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This is happening every day

haters will see you going to therapy and be like he cant afford sixpenceee heals

“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?

please hurry up in reblogging this I wanna jorts it before someone puts it in one of those heartwarming tiktok slideshows

i was like 'what could jorts it possibly mean' but as with many things clicking the original post immediately clarified the situation

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

and just when you think you’ve hit rock bottom, you want to fuck a blonde guy

wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!

okay time to straighten my legs man I'm so excited

I f eel like a suit of armour that was attacked by a welder