Tarantella teravella

second hand sellers are always doing this shit "grandpas trapped soul adds $30 to the price" if i needed a trapped soul id trap it myself.

do you want a warm, weighted, vibrating plushie that acts like a heat seeking missile and intermittently stabs you? What I have just described to you is Felis catus and there is a dark secret to it

#hp lovecraft thought penguins were grotesque and horrifying#he was not a difficult man to frighten

hi I’m the computer. You’re not getting that.

World Heritage Post

Usually when the electrician goes 'hey.... there's something you should see' it's because someone set up shoddy wiring. This time it was because he pulled two snakes out of my wall

Schmovement

you can’t even say i only like nicki’s verse on monster now. there’s no one left on that song. now we have to talk about bon iver 🙄

i really want some kind of thing

Guy who's learning about "reading things" for the first time.

This will be the new tumblr