get up, coward

*whispering into your ear while you sleep* you can do it... untwinkify your Grantaire... it's fine... you can love a character who is ugly... there is nothing wrong with that... a fairy will die if you draw him pretty... come on make him ugly... I believe in you...

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

Something so funny about Armand genuinely being a weird guy. Like vampirism and immortality and traumatic past aside he is genuinely so odd. Hilarious. Even to other vampires he is super weird. Why is he like that.

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.

iwtv is like watching a bunch of undead drag queens squabble over who's lobster is the most buttery

best thing tumblr ever did for me is the term "rotating it in my mind". it's really true that sometimes you think about something real hard but you can't tell what the thoughts are exactly. it's revolutionary stuff, i might even say

The tumblr blorbo in the blorbo tumbler.

armand attacking a random human who is trying to fight back: you cannot hurt me because i am invincible -> you cannot hurt me because i am already hurt -> i don’t even care that you’re hurting me because i feel good anyway -> actually i’m so glad that you’re hurting me because the hurt itself feels good