Living Legend

i dont mean to victim blame but why do these vampires keep talking to daniel molloy when they know he's daniel molloy

I think we might have to cancel Armand for forcing his 2-3 year old vampire fledgling to do YouTube Videos. Like okay toxic Mommy Vlogger :(

"this is fetish art" okay ❤️ yay ❤️

Alexmand is canon (to me), but not as a replacement to devils minion. Alex is their third and he's basically one of those little purse dogs rich ladies carry around

if the fan theories are true and Armand and Daniel decapitate Lestat together it's actually gonna be so romantic. imagine them going bowling together, Armand making everyone in the venue freeze as he and Daniel start bowling with Lestat's severed head, and they're so happy and in love that their bond makes everyone else disappear anyway. Armand never having bowled in his entire 500 year old life, rolling the head from between his legs, then having presumptuous Daniel teach him how to do it "properly", fingers in the heads eyesockets and mouth (mhm real freaky style). and at some point they're so lovey dovey giddy and carefree Armand forgets to keep the people frozen and blood-curdling screams start echoing in the bowling alley as players notice these two freaks bowling with a severed head of the presumed-dead rockstar, blood smeared everywhere. which of course makes them even hornier and giddier and they fuck nasty style in the bathroom and drink from each other eagerly

Don't forget that mouths are also for fingering! Just poke and prod around in there as much as you want!