Living Legend

Noooo my child I swearrr god told me I have to repent for my sinful thoughts by being inside youuuuughhhhh it witerally says so in the bibleeee

Please tell me again how it's my fault you're doing this to me, I'm close

You misused thou/thee in a joke post and provoked my ire.

you're on your knees, altar boy, and you're praying. not to god. to the hand tangled in your hair, pushing your face down into the crotch of the priest's robes. you're thankin' him for the weight on your tongue, the stretch in your jaw, the holy water that ain't water at all, leaking down your throat. "forgive me, father, for i have sinned." and he just laughs, deep and rough, "not yet, you haven't. but we're working on it."

one time I was at church and the pastor that was speaking was visibly hard and it altered my brain chemistry

T4T priest4priest location based sacrament play cnc with a sprinkle of wax and breath play added to my calendar