not many people know this but when talking about your multiple pronoun-using friend you build up a combo meter for every subsequent unique pronoun you use
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I love seeing stores and cafes that display and sell shitty local art. Everybody on the planet should be making shitty local art. Everyone in the community should get to see what shitty local art everyone else is making. Eventually you will find something and be like hold on. This weirdly speaks to me. I've never seen anything quite like this, whether because of this person's idiosyncratic style or strange choice of subject matter or what. And suddenly your favorite piece of art is a collage painting done by a woman who waits tables during the day and does roller derby at night and uses the excess flyers and paper menus from both places of work to make amateur art on the weekends and you realize this is such a bizarre combination of circumstances that has produced something so striking to you, how lucky you are to live in a world where this got to exist and you got to see it
In a universe where humanity has spread far and wide across the stars, in a system called Calliope that never should have been colonized, on a space station that never should have been a long-term home: even here, there is the inexorable reach of the omninet and its Muse chatroom users, including those who believe it should spread to all corners of the universe.
Those who will pursue that goal - and less savory ones - by any means possible.
NeverSayDie: so do you think the hounds will show up while the seraphs are out there. place your bets now
xxThaliaxx: Do I think we’ll be eating printloaf again?
NeverSayDie: just suck all the fun out of things why dont you
xxThali4xx: Someone has to be realistic while the boss is away.
NeverSayDie: I swear youre even worse than they are
NeverSayDie: blah blah dont pick a fight with Horizon while Im gone blah blah blah LAME
NeverSayDie: we never DO anything these days shit sucks
xxThali4xx: What do you expect us to do, Never? We’re surrounded by enemies.
NeverSayDie: thats my POINT we could at least try deleting a few of them yeah?
NeverSayDie: im so tired of indirect sabotage and spying you dont even know
NeverSayDie: I want to knock the smug looks off those bootlickers faces dont pretend you dont want to as well
xxThali4xx: You know this is why you never get sent on more intensive missions, right. You can’t keep your shit together.
NeverSayDie: wrong its because the boss hates fun and me in particular
xxThali4xx: That’s definitely not all of why.
xxThali4xx: …I really can’t believe some of the others fund the hounds, honestly. How can they still do that? After everything?
NeverSayDie: because they suck and are posers. question answered whats the next one
xxThali4xx: “Posers.” I have to give you credit for the most absurd yet mildly funny insult you could’ve called the Cousins.
NeverSayDie: its hard being right but im strong
NeverSayDie: anyway. I bet the hounds will show and if I was ever given a fucken license I could be out there too
NeverSayDie: stupid ass way of passing them. ohhhh you gotta KILL the holder. bitch. 3edgy5me.
xxThali4xx: You literally just complained about not getting more direct confrontation with Horizon.
NeverSayDie: yeah and? i can have nuanced opinions. dont care about killing them but killing our own is stupid.
xxThali4xx: Not wrong. We’re few enough as it is these days.
NeverSayDie: so fuckin dumb. yeah ok I can get not leaving codes around in the open but we cant even leave omninet trails? sucks, we havent had new blood in like a year
xxThali4xx: …Sometimes boss can be a little too paranoid.
NeverSayDie: whoaaaaa youre actually admitting they can be wrong wheres my confetti
xxThali4xx: I’m not an idiot, Never.
NeverSayDie: no but you could afford to disagree with them more
xxThali4xx: I disagree when it’s pertinent.
NeverSayDie: where the fuck are they anyway.
xxThali4xx: Off-station, that’s all I know.
NeverSayDie: can they take us with next time
xxThali4xx: Hah. No, I don’t think they trust any of us that much.
xxThali4xx: …not even me.
NeverSayDie: you know thats fucked up right
xxThali4xx: Never.
NeverSayDie: dont “Never” me Im right. I dont like how were not allowed to meet in person now. NeverSayDie: Did you ever see them? Before they started that?
xxThali4xx: You know I’m not allowed to say.
NeverSayDie: so you did
xxThali4xx: Stop. I’m not getting punished because of you.
NeverSayDie: oh WAKE UP, Th -
[NeverSayDie has been muted]
xxThali4xx: You want to end up like Kelpie did? Like anyone else who decided to cross them? Be my guest. But that won’t be me.
xxThali4xx: I’m going to survive until we can land a real hit on Horizon. Until we can make a difference.
xxThali4xx: And I won’t be dragged down because of you.
— END LOG —
How surprising it was to these two agents when news of the Hell Hound leader’s death later reached their ears.
Dead? One of Hell’s Gate’s - and their - greatest enemies, gone just like that? At the hands of their own mech pilots?
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I love that Noelle canonically played the ‘Evil Route’ of Dragon Blazers even though it scared her and she felt bad about it. I love that Susie played the Evil Route by accident because she didn’t consider that it was an option not to kill everything. I love that Kris purposely sacrificed copyright-neutral Yoshis when playing video games with Asriel as a kid. I love that Ramb thinks Kris would find Tenna’s version of the Chapter 3 boards to be boring and would prefer the original version where you can use violence to get stronger. I love that Ramb’s assumption is implied to be correct. I love that Kris only flinches away from the screen in the Sword Route when they have to kill the sprites representing their friends. I love that you can control lil’ kris to hop out of the game and actually threaten real Kris and Susie with the sword, and that this freaks Kris the fuck out. I love that Asriel tried to pray for Kris over their Yoshi killing sins and that Father Alvin found it naive and ridiculous. To believe that your actions in a video game would say anything about your actual character. I love that Kris and Noelle and Susie and Catti and probably Berdly too would all play the Weird Route if they had access to Deltarune. I wish the fandom took all of this into more consideration when analyzing the meta-narrative that Deltarune is trying to tell instead of resorting to 2015 era ‘you’re horrible for playing the Weird Route’ rhetoric
theres a webcomic where the artist buys adoptable sparkledog ocs from young deviantart artists and has them all as characters and it's so so fuckin good
its called Preeny Has To Repeat 6th Grade and you can read it here!
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(Mouse requested a bedtime story about “nothing.”)
Once upon a time there was nothing, and it lived in the corner of Mouse’s room. There was space between the bed and the cupboard that was big enough for nothing else.
There wasn’t much room for nothing in Mouse’s house. Everything everywhere had something in it, and sometimes more. Everywhere that looked like it might have nothing really had something, like dust or a cornflake or a LEGO head or a shadow, and if it looked like there was nothing for even a moment, someone would come and put something there.
It was very hard to be nothing in Mouse’s house. Every corner had something in it, and if it didn’t, there was a spider living there. Everything was always some colour or another, and usually some noise. Everyone was always putting a book down on you. Or spilling Ribena on you and pretending they hadn’t. Or complaining that there was no room for anything, and shifting about all the other things, but never making room for nothing - only moving it uncomfortably about the house. “Nothing’s ever where I put it in this house,” they’d say, but complaining.
And even when they weren’t doing all that, they were always talking about nothing. Someone would always be tripping over it, and then would yell that they had tripped on nothing - there was no privacy for nothing around here - or they were saying that nothing was wrong. Even when it was quiet someone would say, “did you hear that?” And, “what was that?” And, “it must’ve been nothing.” They would poke it; and then say out loud that they had poked nothing, but never got into trouble for it!
As a result of this, nothing began to feel cross, and put-upon, and uncomfortable. It was also a bit lonely, and wondered if it wanted to be something. So it thought very hard, and was SOMETHING.
This was certainly more interesting, and everyone came and looked at it, and said Look At That Thing, and That Really is Something. They poked it, and said they had poked something, and that something was there. They said, “I can smell something,” but with more interest this time. Then they spilled Ribena on it, and something came out of the corner and ran about the house, and everyone wanted to know all about it, and why the Ribena was in Mouse’s room in the first place.
Something was interested in the attention, because it was true - it really was something. It was chased all around the house now. Everyone said, “it’s up to something.” But instead of sitting quietly, something wanted something to do.
So something followed Mouse, but at a distance, because Mouse was always tripping on something. And Mouse and Mama went out in the pushchair, and something followed them.
Mouse said, “I see something!” And Mama said, “what do you see?”
And Mouse said, “I see GEORGE.”
With that, George had to be George, and was a boy thing. He was puzzled by this, and sat in Mouse’s lap, and was pushed around in the pushchair. “What is a George?” George asked.
Mouse explained that a George was a bit like a monkey, with a tail, red, with a face, a lot of red fur, and small, and smelly. Smelly of sharks.
“I’m smelly of sharks?” George said, quite unexpectedly upset by this. “What do sharks smell like?”
(George had only just stopped being nothing, and didn’t know.)
Mouse explained how sharks (which astute grownups will remember are small BLÅHAJ stuffed toys that mice incidentally shoplifted from IKEA, across which we shall draw the veil of amnesty) smell of bedtime, and possibly Ribena.
“I don’t like that,” said George, and tried being George anyway. George went to the shop, and ran about on the floor for a bit, and everyone said, “what is THAT?” And it was George.
George said, “I want to go home,” so they went home, and went to bed with the shark.
But then George knew the end was coming, and so he said to Mouse, “this is too much. I want to go home.”
and George didn’t fit in his corner any more - because it was big enough for nothing.
So George went POP and turned back into nothing.
Mouse said, “yes,” and nodded. And Mouse talked to George anyway.
And then Mama came and said, “who are you talking to, Mouse?”
It's not just that they're doing corruption, but they're doing the kind of corruption that is basically "guy hands over a cartoon money sack with dollar signs on it" corruption.
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I hope some of y'all take this as a sign to rest intentionally too.
if you're "resting" but thinking of all the things you have to do, that's not resting, that's rotting. Even if you haven't done anything all day, give yourself some time to rest and truly relax. When you let yourself relax guilt free, you actually regain energy for your responsibilities.
this post has helped me a number of times since I first saw it. I have realized I was rotting instead of resting, and depending on the circumstance, got up to do something, or settled more comfortably to actually rest.
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