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I was gonna overshare again with like, one of them Big Ol' Long Posts because Gosh Howdy was Today A Long Day, but to keep it short:

Getting my bow-don-honkeroos mammogram'd for the first time was, well, maybe not the least sexy way any part of me's been manhandled, but gosh it sure was up there! Really didn't help she looked just about identical to my kindergarten teacher a la fuckin', idk, 1995? At least it only took like 10 minutes and I barely had to look her in the eye as she rearranged my floppiest of flesh to suit the machine's needs. At least the initial look at the results seem good since I have "clean breasts?"

(I am once again wishing I felt safe enough in the Current Environment to actually reach out to the LGBT folks in the local VA hospitals for Gender Fuckery questions and aid, but a ha ha ha, not a chance)

#Thought 1: I have loathed having tits since 2003 #Thought 2: Dad said every single be-titted person in their family got breast cancer after 50 #Thought 3: I am SO tired of spending $80 on a decent bra #Thought 4: ....knife?#Thought 5: Oh right this administration hates veterans women and trans folk. no follow through on these thoughts allowed until 2029 at best

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byjove

watching massive franchises bomb at the box office while Backrooms has made $212 million on a $10 million initial budget has brought me hope for the future of cinema

byjove

audiences do NOT want Star Wars slop, audiences want a movie made by a guy who really wanted to make a movie

#oh shit has it really done that well??#GOOD FOR KANE PIXELS #i really should do a rewatch and catch up on his YT series he's a fucking master of uneasy horror #his mall horror mini-series did actually give me at least one nightmare it's SO good #kane pixels makes me want to figure out a way to write dread-horror as well as he film-creates it

eddiegayass

I didn't have hunter biden being the funniest person on twitter in 2026 on my bingo card yet here we are

woolandflax

This one’s for the tumblrinas

clarisliadon

lets make cookies guys!

Sugar

Butter

Eggs

Flour

Salt

Baking powder

Vanilla extract

Chocolate chips

Remaining time: 5 days 20 hours

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Achievement Available:

C'Mon, You Know You Wanna...

Do it. Click that button. You know which one.

#polls #oh god....

atelier-xm

There's a new mural in Szczecin

kaava

You forgot to add the best thing about it

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#this remains my favorite video #always #music

cyber-corp

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

cyber-corp

i know what i’m doing dw

cyber-corp

Keep in mind I only know like. Two Greek gods by name. Homer is one of them, and he was good friends with Odysseus I think?

cyber-corp

Wait fuck Homer isn’t a god he wrote the fucking thing. Fuck

cyber-corp

POST CANCELLED NO ONE LOOK

cyber-corp

desperately google searching for “greek gods to pray to when people notice your online idiocy”

pluto-officially

You're failing.

cyber-corp

You don’t think I know that, God of Death? Can I pray to you so I can DIE ALREADY

communist-mannyfesto

Pluto is Roman, not Greek

cyber-corp

?????

enigma-system03

Short version is that Pluto is a later name for the god of death, which is often associated with the Roman era/Roman mythology. Hades is the earlier name.

cyber-corp

I set up my own house made of sticks and it has promptly fallen on me

cyber-corp

HE’S NOT EVEN REAL?????*

cyber-corp

I made this post thinking I knew what kind of fire I was playing with. Hephaestus, God of Fire, looking upon me from his fuck off tower or whatever said “Oh you think you know? Check this shit” and promptly set my post ablaze for everyone to observe

legionoftuna

Hephaestus doesn't have a tower, he lived in a volcano

cyber-corp

FINE THEN. BIG FUCK OFF VOLCANO. WHATEVER

cyber-corp

wrong.

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Achievement Unlocked:

Lightning Bait

You're basically doing the post equivalent of standing out in a field during a storm with a ten-foot copper pole, you better hope Zeus is busy hiding from Hera.

cyber-corp

FUCK'S SAKE NOT AGAIN

taco-bee

I need you to name every greek God you know and what they are for plz

For science

cyber-corp

OKAY FINE HERE'S WHAT I'VE FOUND

HERMES: DA FUNNY ONE

ZEUS: DA LIGHTNING (NOTE: THOUGHT HE WAS NORDIC, FATHER OF THOR)

POSEIDON: DA SEA ONE

HEPHAESTUS: DA FIRE/FORGING/STEEL ONE

APHRODITE: DA HOT ONE

KRATOS: GOD OF WAR

HADES: DA HELL ONE. ROGUE LIKE

APOLLO: DA DODGEBALL/PROPHECY ONE

boxxed-juice

ares is the god of war, not kratos

cyber-corp

WHY THE FUCK DOES THE GAME CALL HIM GOD OF WAR THEN

ironwoman359

I can't believe this post is less than 24 hours old, it feels like something out of classic tumblr lore

bingle-official

op god of war is not official greek mythology lmao

reekill-playlists

Someone needs to read a Percy Jackson book

reekill-playlists

hey is this still post of the year or

cyber-corp

NO

zelly-fangirl

how's the hole op? want some snacks? a blanket? a shovel to dig yourself out?

cyber-corp

I'D LIKE OUT NOW I THINK

beehivemind200

And the post of the year goes to.....

YOU

cyber-corp

here is me holding my trophy for tumblr post of the year. i'd like to thank no one in particular but i would like to unthank everyone who decided this one in particular was post of the year. i will never let this down ever

behindnightmaresanddreams

I remember this post dropping, what a great day. OP I hope you know this was the highlight of my week when it dropped, it was so good.

big-green-wall

My love for Thomas the green moray eel who lives at the New England Aquarium continues and grows and knows no bounds. He is my muse. This is a plow book I made featuring my guy for my art books class, I love how I can fold him up in many funky ways

ex0skeletal-undead

Warm Gaze, acrylic painting by C.M. Duffy on Instagram

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mallalada

died and came back refreshed and ready to appreciate life to its fullest but everyone was so ready for something to be wrong with me that they take my positive attitude as some kind of frightening mania and refuse to see anything otherwise

gemboundprism

ford model t that i made in spore, once again inspired by @making-you-in-spore

#spore creators are artists

wileycap

ok I'm sure this has been said but Sokka striding into a fucking Fire Nation school as Wang Fire is incredible & has swagger, considering that the origin for Wang is "King" in Old Chinese. I know most of this website is usamerican, so, I'll try to put this in a slightly lopsided, mostly vibes-based, and thoroughly unserious analogy:

The year is 1968, the height of the Vietnam War. A young Vietnamese dude and his sister walk into a conservative Christian school in Texas, United States to meet the principal. Not even batting an eyelash, the guy goes "Howdy, my name's President America, this is my wife Miss America, and we're here about our son, Jimmy."

(Later, it turns out that Jimmy is Jesus, and he threw a hippie party in a cave for the school kids. He was enrolled for two days.)

#a:tla

roman-royy

the always sunny podcast nº31

pollsforadults

Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?

100% guarantee I'll want a second date

It's significantly more likely

The odds don't change

It's significantly less likely

There wont be a second date. Absolutely not

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Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r

(anon submission)

#alberta separatist??#well if they're still wanting to join the U.S. after *gestures at everything* then absolutely tf not #polls

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souuular

in the batcave post mission probably

#batman

xzyolotl

Digital scratchboard drawing of guys.

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