your head will lie in dust

this girl was showing all the signs of being a secret mermaid so i pushed her into the pool and she turned into a forty foot long mosasaurus which is tbh way cooler

not really sure how to get her out though

for those of you asking why i pushed her into the pool in the first place: i work for a duplicitous small town aquarium and i'm trying to kidnap mermaids to jump through hoops and shit to entertain tourists and make money. fucking obviously. now that i know she's actually a mosasaurus though i Have fallen in pure-hearted love with her

no more historic events this decade that is ENOUGH, i’m putting my foot down

History is not done with us yet my friend

I have received all manner of threat, up to and beyond “I will play a flute carved from your femur,” and yet this is the first time I’ve felt truly threatened

i knew posting this in 2022 was risky but holy fucking shit

Technically most moss is outside the international space station

Yugioh except all the non-diegetic Yami cues are gone. No more voice change, no more gravity defying hair, no more outfit modifications, no more overt change in eye shape. Just Yugi(?), grinning as he condemns someone to experiencing death. Just Ryou(?) gouging an eye out of a man’s head before running off to join his friends. Just Marik(?), trying to kill the brother he loves so dearly. The line between friend and something wholly other only ever drawn by what you think they wouldn’t do

the first rule of cooking is that there are no rules. anything goes do whatever you want forever. the first rule of baking is that if you fuck it up you die

that was like watching someone very skillfully assembling a stained-glass window just to watch someone else dropkick it

if cis people are so great then why don’t they have a siberian orchestra 

one of the most fucked up aspects of being an adult is really how life-goes-on everything is. like you can be dealing with the most fucked up trauma-drama-grief and still have to sleep and eat food to survive and like. poop. pooping while you're really sad shouldn't be a thing but it is. we don't have a say in the matter. life goes on