I understand why people love Armand. He looks like a slender loris. Slender lorises are a slow-pursuit predator relying on their resemblance to empty space to sneak up on their prey before they SNAP SNAP it in their creepy little hands in an instant. That's cute but also stay away from me

everyone wants masc carpenter trade until his rough calloused handjob sands your thing down small and smooth as a river stone

my favorite thing about louis is he's a business major in a world of theater kids. everyone's playing psychological games with each other through theater and rock music and the fractured art of storytelling and he's like "but what are the margins on my vampire hotel"

It’s so fucking bananas that the last straw for Lestat in that meeting was finding out that Louis was getting 45% of merch profits on his tour. What kind of joker ass motherfucker becomes an investor in their ex’s crash out??? Louis Du Pointe Du Lac no one ever did it like you

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

What is happening to people????

i've never played dragon age and don't know anything about it but what i do know is that that solas guy looks exactly like if astarion and wulbren bongle had a baby