we're for real gonna be telling stories about this man for centuries
yall I feel like I'm floating right now

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@fibbunny
we're for real gonna be telling stories about this man for centuries
yall I feel like I'm floating right now

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Notice how we have lunatics (those who stare at the moon, which is traditionally feminine-coded) and solastics¹ (those who gaze upon the sun, which is traditionally masculine-coded). Draw your own social-justice implications
¹Often rendered scholastics by hoi polloi
The light of the moon is the pale reflection of the light of the sun, ergo madness is the diluted reflection of knowledge
Richard Chaston (1620-95) wrote that faeries are strong in magic and weak in reason, and that it was the other way around for "us". This goes a long way to explaining why faeries are regarded as mad, which is in keeping with what you say. Indeed, it strengthens the case. Where I think you have lost the thread is what this says about magic
The earth is governed by the sun as the moon is governed by the earth. Reason allows us to see that the moon has no light, save the light given to it by the sun, and to direct our contemplation instead towards the sun, which is the creator of our world and the originator of all life. Faeries shall follow us as we follow the sun, and as such, magic will be guided by reason as reason is guided by truth
Sensible. Would you like to refresh yourself at my table?
Most appreciated, but I drink only on Sundays
Well! But this is ungrateful indeed! I have listened with the greatest good nature to your dreary conversation. I have borne patiently with your ignorance of the proper forms and etiquette of magic. And now you scorn my offer of sustenance.
I was innocently buying a soda and a Kit Kat bar from a snack shop recently when the cashier said, "Oh, a Kit Kat! That's what I named my cat!" and then launched into An Monologue.
Nobody was behind me in line, which seemed to be a good reason for her to treat me to a five minute retelling of the identification, rescue, and argument over initial custody of Kit Kat, who was so small they thought when they first heard him crying for help that he was a bird and not a kitten in a tree, and is now fifteen pounds of "pure, sculpted lardass".
And I didn't mind, precisely, I wasn't bored or anything, but around the time she was bringing me up to speed on Kit Kat's current status it occurred to me that this woman is a cashier in a store that primarily sells candy bars and beverages. People must buy Kit Kat bars from her multiple times a day. Does she do this every time there's nobody in line behind the purchaser? Did I just have that I Own Several Cats And Will Enjoy Your Cat Stories look about me? Was it the first time it occurred to her that she sold the brand of candy bar she named her cat after? Was she new to the job of selling Kit Kat bars?
The idea that every time she sees a Kit Kat bar she is gripped by the urge, Manchurian Candidate style, to retell the story of Kit Kat the Cat, elevates her from a friendly cashier to a deep enigma. Truly there is no knowing the mind of another.
IT GETS FUNNIER
I was in the same snack shop, which I'm in, like, once a month, recently. I only recognized her because I spent five minutes listening to this monologue in sincere wonder. But I did recognize her, so as I was buying a soda and a Milky Way bar (this time) I said, without thinking about how this would come across, "Hey, how's Kit Kat?"
She looked genuinely horrified and said, "What...how?"
"Oh fuck!" I blurted. "Sorry! You told me about him last time!"
This is still quite cryptic as responses go but she gave me a frankly frantic look of sudden recognition and said, "He's fine! You bought a Kit Kat! I was unmedicated!"
I did not inform her she is small town famous on Tumblr and instead just said, "Glad you're both doing well!" and we parted as confused and mortified friends.
Gosh she's fun. I hope she's there next time. I want to reenact the Spiderman Pointing meme with her.
Happy pride to those 5 seconds where Charlie Swan thought Jacob was coming out to him in the most insane way possible
HAPPY FORTH EVER INTERNATIONAL AROMANTIC VISIBILITY DAY
June 5th! EVERY year
*edit: FOURTH I MEANT FOURTH EVER IM SORRY DONT SPIKE ME

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Workers should have the legal right to tell their boss to fuck off and refuse to come into work for an indefinite period of time to recover from burnout and then be able to come back to work 5 weeks later as if nothing happened.
went to a new optometrist today wearing my squid facts ‘save our freaks’ shirt from @sarahmackattack that has a strawberry squid on it. and i wasn’t even thinking about it but the optometrist walked in and he was like ‘oh what does your shirt say’ so i showed him and he was like ‘oh that’s neat!’ and then i thought he might like to know about strawberry squid eyes since they have weird eyes and he is an optometrist and all. so i was like ‘yeah it’s actually a real kind of squid called a strawberry squid, their eyes are really cool because they have one big yellow-green one and one small blue one’ and he kind of gasped and went ‘oh my god that’s so interesting i wonder why they have that. do you know what their retina composition is like?’ and i watched as he minimized my chart on the computer and started looking up images of strawberry squid and then he googled ‘strawberry squid retina composition’ and he was like ‘sorry we’ll get to your eye exam in a moment i just really want to find out’ LMAO 10/10 optometrist experience will be returning
Hell yeah
He’s in the right for that this is so cool
it’s true strawberry squid are pretty awesome

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been reposting my tumblr posts on bluesky. don't tell those chumps i'm feeding them my leftovers lmao
The people who insist AI is smarter than a human are doing their fucking damnedest to manifest that
Не верите. Доверите.
Do not trust: verify.
i wanna get really rich so that when i die i can leave behind enough money to fully fund a bunch of marine science research with the single condition being that researchers have to sink my corpse to the bottom of the ocean and monitor it like they did with cows and alligators as an imitation whale fall for deep sea communities. let the zombie worms eat my bones. im not gonna be using em anymore
"everyone's a little autistic"
not true
rude actually
minimizing a disability
"everyone's a little weird"
true
human brains are very different
not diagnosing random people
works for neurotypicals too
I think this idea of transfems can only be safe around transfems is... I mean it's a problem because it's false, right, someone being the same demographic as you is no guarantee that they won't be toxic or abusive. And if you're restricting your social groups based on criteria like that, you'll have less options, you'll be more isolated, you'll be more reliant on fewer people and thus more vulnerable to abuse. The safety is an illusion.
#it's lesbian separatism all over again#it will not save anyone. just a bomb shelter that gets smaller and smaller#kicking out anyone who doesn't behave

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The pug-ification of toothless' face is actually unreal dude what the fuck did they do to my aerodynamic dragon
imo the term "walkable" in "walkable cities" should be understood to mean "wheelchair accessible" as well, not just literally "possible to walk in". the act of walking in a city doesn't automatically make it walkable