Cherry Bombastic Gender Elastic

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

google is truly hilariously useless now. like catastrophically useless. i have it on my phone still and tried to search a fanfic and the ai overview thought i was confessing love to it. tried to search the proper spelling of a a word that meant frustrated and it consoled me about being frustrated. we're literally in idiocracy

just switched to duckduck go again and tried the last 4 searches i did on google and instant and full relief that coursed through my body as the top search return for each one was exactly what i was looking for. good god

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

number one thing i want for public bathrooms is for them to be unisex accessible safe private and clean. number two thing i want for pubic bathrooms is for them to have flat surfaces in the stalls you can put your handheld items down on when youre shittin. ive encountered it in like two bathrooms ever and it changed my life for real.

reading problematic fanfiction but shaking my head so random tumblr user who thinks thought crimes are real knows I don't condone it in real life

ignore my boaner 👍

learning to respond to shit that doesnt matter with "so what" will save your life

Democrats, are you taking notes? This is how you get shit done.

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

tv from the mid 2000s was so good. if you can look past the everything

@apocrypals

Hi, pope expert here. This isn’t funny — popes only do this when they’re in extreme distress

Another fresh pope is unrolled from the pack in the back of the fridge. After he's thawed out in the microwave he'll attend his various popely duties before a safe and sanitary disposal at day's end.

people who have never grown food for sustenance or to supplement their diet have such an extreme view of it. I guess that’s what happens when generations of people are living lives completely divorced from cultivation, harvesting, processing, slaughtering. in theory they believe it’s the easiest thing ever - that it should come naturally to every human ever born, simply because you’re a human. then you ask them if they would ever kill a chicken hypothetically, and they act like you shot their pet in front of them.