lost in the bongle sauce

just a spark by connorsjorts

relationship: astarion/wulbren bongle (you heard me) rating: e ongoing, updated every tuesday slow burn, pining, banter, emotional constipation - see ao3 for full tag list

After all the preparation and struggle it took to destroy the Steel Watch, one shot by an irrelevant prick sets off a chain reaction that takes down Wulbren’s Ironhands. A prick with no less than seventeen pillows in his corner of camp, who spends all his time looking in a mirror he can’t even see himself in, and who, in no uncertain terms, doesn’t really “do” gnomes. A prick who Wulbren is falling for. Hard.

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hi! my name is jorts. i write. these days i’m mainly focused on baldur’s gate 3. i like wulbren bongle.

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current fandom - bg3

just a spark - astarion/wulbren bongle 💥 rated e 💥 currently ongoing, chapters 1/8 posted - (my baby)

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past fandom - detroit become human all hankcon, all aus, all rated e (i am nothing if not predictable)

he's making a list; i'm checking him out - 35,355 words - (the Mall Santa fic)

long way home - 146,904 words - (the one where i made them bigfoot hunters because i didn't want to write about cops)

stupid sexy priest - 37,796 words - (the demon/priest romcom)

make my wish come true - 9,932 words - (the Mall Santa fic from the Mall Santa’s point of view but only the part where he’s jorkin it in the car)

wrong number - 2,839 words - (wannabe phone sex feat. sock garters and connor pretending to be his twin brother)

Refugees.

Here's a bigger project I've been working on for a while. The tiefling refugees are all pretty close to my heart, so I wanted to give them the love they deserve. A few of them are still missing, but I'm already planning another set for the kids!

Unfortunately, I can't add as many tags as there are characters, so feel free to tag your favorite underrated tiefling!

This is an honor @unaarista because I've been kinda skimming your blog before I even made this account while I was still lurking the bg3 tag. I was honestly surprised to gain your attention of all people and so soon too. Glad to hear you and your friends enjoy my work.

I greatly admire your dedication to painting hobgoblins like Michelangelo paints men. One day I will get on your level of utilizing colors and shadows since those areas are not my strongest. Your lineart is also great. Please take this offering as a token of my admiration and gratitude.

Screenshot via Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net on bluesky

Tldr Amnesty International, global human rights organisation, published a report called 'A growing threat: the anti-rights movement in the UK'. In it is detailed, amongst others, a whole bunch of transphobic groups and organisations, including Beira's Place, JK Rowling's trans exclusionary sexual violence support service. JK Rowling threw a shit fit and got Amnesty to take the report down by threatening libel. This was obviously not enough, because you can't appease a fascist, so now she's going to bankroll a bunch of lawsuits anyway through the JK Rowling Women's Fund.*

You can read an archived version of the report here, please save it and share it.

(real footage of me 👇🏼)

Thank you so much! <3 Always lifts me up to know that someone out there appreciates my style and art! And i'm extra glad that even my 2,5 year long obsession with hobgoblin ship didn't turn you off :D it, unfortunately, will continue. meanwhile, though, please accept this little doodle of old men in love <3

“It feels like I’m wearing nothing at all~”