LUPITA NYONG'O attending the world premiere of "The Odyssey" (July 06, 2026)

shark vs the universe

Janaina Medeiros
Cosmic Funnies
almost home
Cosimo Galluzzi

#extradirty
Jules of Nature
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
will byers stan first human second
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titsay
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Show & Tell
I'd rather be in outer space πΈ

Product Placement
$LAYYYTER
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Love Begins
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LUPITA NYONG'O attending the world premiere of "The Odyssey" (July 06, 2026)

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what the hell is going on
i believe in you Binface. you can do it. this could be your moment.
Please god it would be so funny
there is no downside to voting for Count Binface. its not taking away from other candidates bcos they aren't any and the more votes he gets the stupider Farage looks.
for people out of the loop:
Nigel Farage is the leader of Reform UK, a far right party who are currently in the process of a serious bid to become the UK government. they are just straight up evil.
Count Binface is an intergalactic space warrior with a bin on his head. he likes to run as a novelty candidate in general and mayoral elections. a big thing he likes to do is run as a candidate against the incumbent prime minister:
(Also pictured: Boris Johnson, Elmo)
Anyway, in brief:
Nigel Farage is currently in the midst of a big scandal about his finances
He has decided to deal with this by 1) making a show of nobly resigning from parliament and then 2) immediately running in the resulting by-election
He has stated that he is letting 'the people' judge his actions and implied that if he wins that will prove that he has been exonerated in the court of public opinion
His goal was presumably to get a big resounding win over the other parties, proving that The People still love him.
the other parties have thus far decided that this is a 'vanity election' and, well, there is one very easy way to ensure that he will not beat any of them, and that is simply not to play.
and as a result the only person who has so far confirmed they are running against him is Count Binface. no matter the outcome this makes Nigel Farage look like, u know, a fucking clown.
its important to note the "clever" politics behind all of the decisions around this; NF cannot be investigated if he isn't an MP (stupid ruling, yes, but hang on) so his plan was to cause a stir by trying to get someone to take his seat; other politicians see through the plan and don't participate which would fuck NF massively as it means he never stopped being an MP and therefore can still be investigated and imprisoned. Binface shows up because of course he does this is an excellent time to embarrass a tosser. NF is now in a lose-lose.
If NF wins, he won against a joke candidate and thus it only makes him look an idiot (homer beating 8 year olds style) with no legitimacy, AND he will still go through the investigation that most of the HoP wants to put him through.
If Binface wins, NF lost to a joke candidate, and good heavens that's gonna screw him over permanently innit.
how don draper would periodically lecture clients about how his creative employees shouldnβt be rushed because generating truly creative ideas takes time and outwardly looksΒ βunproductiveβ but then always inevitably fell prey to the pressures of crunch time himself no matter how difficult his personal circumstances became e.g. the night he was supposed to come up with a pitch for samsonite and while he was brutalizing himself trying to come up with a good idea he got the phone call that anna had died and he disintegrated into a weeping shell of himself and somehow still by the morning had put on a fresh shirt and drawn up a pitch for samsoniteβ¦ capitalism is destroying his ability to be human and create art heβs proud of but at the same time his art IS capitalismβ¦ the ouroborosβ¦
Doomed yaoi
stop trying to silence me

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sorry but as an anti feminist woman what is the point of you. why would you even volunteer to be involved in a pay transparency committee if your main concern is that we not be "too mean" to our company when trying to get them to comply with the law and correct pay imbalances. like why waste your own time to come here and do this with me??
but perhaps i need to be more open to the valuable feedback from someone who thinks we are "too activist" when we do radical inflammatory actions like "quoting the law" or "referencing statistics about gender pay gaps"
scream i needed to post this rant here to prevent me from going to the merchandising department where this idiot works and committing a kind of 9/11 on the glass wall there with a mannequin. however it has not really worked because im still raging internally
it's also especially galling coming from someone who is 27 and certainly already earning more than me, an old hag. i tried to get her interested in pay transparency purely from a selfish pov but she thinks our external consultants care too much about feminism and I have no idea how to address that. This is such a watered down, corporate version of feminism and its already too threatening for her. Girl if you saw the full range of my feminist opinions you'd hurl
to me. the ring finger is the thursday of the hand
sorry but as an anti feminist woman what is the point of you. why would you even volunteer to be involved in a pay transparency committee if your main concern is that we not be "too mean" to our company when trying to get them to comply with the law and correct pay imbalances. like why waste your own time to come here and do this with me??
but perhaps i need to be more open to the valuable feedback from someone who thinks we are "too activist" when we do radical inflammatory actions like "quoting the law" or "referencing statistics about gender pay gaps"
But I'm a Cheerleader (1999) dir. Jamie Babbit
"I can't think of anything that screams 'I'm an alcoholic' more than getting non-alcoholic beer" <- what is she on about???
If learn that someone drinks non-alcoholic beer, does that make you think they are
more likely to be an alcoholic
less likely to be an alcoholic
equally likely to be an alcoholic
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(emerges 3 hours later covered in blood) i figured out what emotion i was feeling
What do you think would happen if Daeron the Drunken & Daemon ii Blackfyre ever sat down to talk about their eldritch horror dreams over drinks?
They banned accurately describing what they would do to each other in this scenario on Tumblr in 2018. But it would be sloppy and it would be fraught.
i love this fucking picture
the central conceit of white boy "comedy rap" genres is that they're too racist to recognise that most classic rap is already pretty humorous in many ways, on account of wordplay being fundamental to the form,

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C.P. Cavafy, trans. Rae Dalven.
A Windmill, Earth
Have you been here?
I have been here
I have not been here