all that work to bring soccer to the us, paying out the nose for messi to play at miami, privately fundraising to get a top level coach your federation can't afford, getting trump to cheat for you and then your goalkeeper freezes like a baby deer for an instantly memeable goal that will humiliate your program for the next 4 years atleast.

then losing 4-1 to the worst belgium team in the last 10 years at home. like atleast canada got humiliated by world cup semifinalists morocco and are coached by jesse marsch.

his wife has filled THEIR house with ANTIQUES. to AVOID DAMAGING HER VALUABLES i fuck him on the floor

and i said: let’s all lez out in the year 2000!!!!!

One single spider has been descending from a very long thread all the way from the moon and will very soon, we hope, carefully touch down on earth.

that one tweet that’s like “90% of posts online can simply be responded with I Don’t Think You Should Be Talking About Women Like That”

It is so cute to me when an animal is sniffing. There is a smell. They are investigating. They would like to subscribe to this newsletter. With their nose.