I wish insomnia at least gave you more usable hours in the day instead of just more hours where you are stupid

Wouldst thou like to live fergaliciously

telling a vampire "youre not allowed in my house anymore" and they get blasted out through the nearest wall

Uncles and Nephews can perform especially powerful attacks together. Experiment with different uncles and nephews to discover their unique abilities.

this is what LMFAO did with party rock anthem

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

Let's all Get Bald and Play with Our Synthesisers #BrianEnoSummer

wow! your understanding of this character is so. . . Unique! just wondering by the way but when was the last time you directly interacted with the source media

idk i would personally rather give up access to certain products seasonally or locally than have people enslaved to give me the ability to have any product any place any time. i think i can go without tomatoes in january.

if my parents named me grape hyacinth i would actually hate them