@theartofmadeline
Not today Justin
if i look back, i am lost
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wallacepolsom
trying on a metaphor
Peter Solarz
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Love Begins
tannertan36
Three Goblin Art
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
titsay
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we're not kids anymore.
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@morrigan-disapproves
shoutout to the words "overmorrow" and "ereyesterday". english losing these words was stupid. "the day after tomorrow" "the day before yesterday" clunky-ass constructions. revolting. i'm bringing overmorrow and ereyesterday back in my idiolect and there is nothing you can do about it
These words still exist in Swedish. ƶvermorgon - overmorrow - day after tomorrow
fƶrrgƄr - ereyesterday - day before yesterday
In Dutch also - overmorgen (overmorrow) / eergisteren (ereyesterday)
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Veil status: normal
Tomorrow's veil: normal to thick
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Spartacus: Vengeance | Balance
nagron + kisses
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āword hashtag my word #mywordā has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary
Working an office job will truly make you have the wildest enemies, bc why is my nemesis rn a woman Iāve never met and who exclusively haunts me by sending diabolical emails, and also a specific guy who left my company before I even worked here and made the system so fuckass that it ruined procedures for like a year
??? ok .
You really can get Tumblr users to fall for anything - medieval-era feudalist propaganda, for instance - if you sound authoritative and put it in the form of a list.
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danloumand
i knew i was gonna be a lover freak when i heard the first note of hallelujah hit in Shrek
LUPITA NYONG'O attending the world premiere of "The Odyssey" (July 06, 2026)
what the hell is going on
i believe in you Binface. you can do it. this could be your moment.
Please god it would be so funny
there is no downside to voting for Count Binface. its not taking away from other candidates bcos they aren't any and the more votes he gets the stupider Farage looks.
for people out of the loop:
Nigel Farage is the leader of Reform UK, a far right party who are currently in the process of a serious bid to become the UK government. they are just straight up evil.
Count Binface is an intergalactic space warrior with a bin on his head. he likes to run as a novelty candidate in general and mayoral elections. a big thing he likes to do is run as a candidate against the incumbent prime minister:
(Also pictured: Boris Johnson, Elmo)
Anyway, in brief:
Nigel Farage is currently in the midst of a big scandal about his finances
He has decided to deal with this by 1) making a show of nobly resigning from parliament and then 2) immediately running in the resulting by-election
He has stated that he is letting 'the people' judge his actions and implied that if he wins that will prove that he has been exonerated in the court of public opinion
His goal was presumably to get a big resounding win over the other parties, proving that The People still love him.
the other parties have thus far decided that this is a 'vanity election' and, well, there is one very easy way to ensure that he will not beat any of them, and that is simply not to play.
and as a result the only person who has so far confirmed they are running against him is Count Binface. no matter the outcome this makes Nigel Farage look like, u know, a fucking clown.
its important to note the "clever" politics behind all of the decisions around this; NF cannot be investigated if he isn't an MP (stupid ruling, yes, but hang on) so his plan was to cause a stir by trying to get someone to take his seat; other politicians see through the plan and don't participate which would fuck NF massively as it means he never stopped being an MP and therefore can still be investigated and imprisoned. Binface shows up because of course he does this is an excellent time to embarrass a tosser. NF is now in a lose-lose.
If NF wins, he won against a joke candidate and thus it only makes him look an idiot (homer beating 8 year olds style) with no legitimacy, AND he will still go through the investigation that most of the HoP wants to put him through.
If Binface wins, NF lost to a joke candidate, and good heavens that's gonna screw him over permanently innit.
how don draper would periodically lecture clients about how his creative employees shouldnāt be rushed because generating truly creative ideas takes time and outwardly looksĀ āunproductiveā but then always inevitably fell prey to the pressures of crunch time himself no matter how difficult his personal circumstances became e.g. the night he was supposed to come up with a pitch for samsonite and while he was brutalizing himself trying to come up with a good idea he got the phone call that anna had died and he disintegrated into a weeping shell of himself and somehow still by the morning had put on a fresh shirt and drawn up a pitch for samsoniteā¦ capitalism is destroying his ability to be human and create art heās proud of but at the same time his art IS capitalismā¦ the ouroborosā¦
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Doomed yaoi
stop trying to silence me
