hannibal and will weren’t even toxic. all of that was normal

if i were a guy i’d sooo be picking fights at bars as a repressed homosexuality thing

i dont mean to victim blame but why do these vampires keep talking to daniel molloy when they know he's daniel molloy

shoutout to the words "overmorrow" and "ereyesterday". english losing these words was stupid. "the day after tomorrow" "the day before yesterday" clunky-ass constructions. revolting. i'm bringing overmorrow and ereyesterday back in my idiolect and there is nothing you can do about it

In Dutch also - overmorgen (overmorrow) / eergisteren (ereyesterday)

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

Working an office job will truly make you have the wildest enemies, bc why is my nemesis rn a woman I’ve never met and who exclusively haunts me by sending diabolical emails, and also a specific guy who left my company before I even worked here and made the system so fuckass that it ruined procedures for like a year

You really can get Tumblr users to fall for anything - medieval-era feudalist propaganda, for instance - if you sound authoritative and put it in the form of a list.