efforts towards a "positive vision of masculinity" or whatever are so funny because what these guys are trying to figure out is literally "what's a way of being a good person that's Not For Girls™"

im going to explode in the kiln

“let women be straight” no. everyone lez out now

the subtle and delicate cuteness of the chickpea

if you talk shit about fat dykes around me i will kill you i'm so serious

if you spoke to lestat or louis about your pain, they would say, "your pain? what about MY pain?" but if you spoke about your pain to armand he would say "let me lobotomize you and you will never feel pain again." he has a solution-based mindset and we could all learn from him.

I hope everyone loses the world cup and then the universe explodes

there's like a thousand ways for a shower to work and you wouldn't even imagine half of them until you have to take a shower at a new place

I understand the urge to comment on recent trends in which people seem to want increasingly sanitized media compared to the recent past, but when you say things like "people used to just shrug and move on when there were books and movies that made them uncomfortable" it's like...well. actually people used to convict artists of obscenity in a court of law.

Ponder like an uncle but post with a nephews spirit