and i said: let’s all lez out in the year 2000!!!!!

One single spider has been descending from a very long thread all the way from the moon and will very soon, we hope, carefully touch down on earth.

that one tweet that’s like “90% of posts online can simply be responded with I Don’t Think You Should Be Talking About Women Like That”

It is so cute to me when an animal is sniffing. There is a smell. They are investigating. They would like to subscribe to this newsletter. With their nose.

podracer Sebulba notably absent from swift-kelce wedding attendees............

i think the crux of human misery stems from the fact that our skeleton just wants to sit around and accumulate dust in an ancient barrow (that is the innate imperative of all skeletal remains in-case you didn’t know) but our meat has its own agenda which creates this fundamental conflict of interests