babygirl I'm avoiding things that I don't even know about

much like a beautiful horse i like salt and roaming freely

oh boy! something in my mailbox from the IRA? I wonder what it could be!

i love you women with big noses

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

I wish insomnia at least gave you more usable hours in the day instead of just more hours where you are stupid

Wouldst thou like to live fergaliciously

telling a vampire "youre not allowed in my house anymore" and they get blasted out through the nearest wall

Uncles and Nephews can perform especially powerful attacks together. Experiment with different uncles and nephews to discover their unique abilities.

this is what LMFAO did with party rock anthem

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving