Mayor Of Simp Town

"you understand" is a common phrase exchanged between perverts

the most evil person alive would like to start their career in mental health

Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation

This is the Pride Month that It will happen. I feel it in my gay bones

My liege im sorry to break it to you but your advisor that's actually evil and wants you dead turned out to be straight. I know you really wanted to have an enemies to lovers situation with him. Yeah I'm afraid the poisoning didn't hold any romantic intent behind it. The king of the enemy kingdom is bisexual though, I could send him a letter? Yes, I'll make sure to include multiple threats of homoerotic nature. You will have your toxic yaoi, my liege

cant wait to go home so i can go be horizontal. all this vertical stuff sucks

Someone sent me anon hate then reported every single one of my posts because of this post

ok well my lesbian fantasies involve having sex. so write that down