Mayor Of Simp Town

This is the COOLEST thing I’ve seen in AGES. You both completely made my entire week.

God I love sexualising the grosesque. Romaticising the perverted. Fetishizing the undesirable. It's like catnip to me

This is how it must feel to have the gift of prophecy

Like when my... No.. i shant say

What's wrong with pineapples?

oh, you sweet summer child

genuinely i don't get it can you explain

Oh more sweet summer children who do not know the Lore.

can someone explain it instead of being vague about it??

The Devil, grinning devilishly after hearing peeps talking about the Devil's Sacrament: "Hey, what's this Devil's Sacrament I keep hearing about?"

why are scissors packaged the way they are it’s like they’re taunting us. Oh wow this is such a difficult awful packaging to get through that seems to cause physical damage to your hands as some sort of sick self defense mechanic, if only i had something to help get through it, something sharp perhaps

what sort of sick twisted game is it trying to play here

PSA to fan creators who don't have a lot of regular contact with children: They are almost always bigger than you think. A 1-year-old baby may already be walking. A toddler is likely already hip-high. A 10-year-old may already be taller than at least one of their parents. A 14/15 year old may already have reached their adult height.

Here's the link. It was actually not immediately easy to find, so I thought this might help.