Despite the fatigue we perdure

I pretended to be a point-and-click adventure protaganist in a 3d model tour of a wisconsin mcmansion zillow listing for all my friends and genuinely some of the most fun I had. they told me where to go and I got say "huh, that looks useful" and "I can't interact with that" all the time

I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory

I Executed The Demon Lord With One Flawless Strike And After A Brief Power Struggle The New Demon Government Is Substantially More Committed To The War Because Of Some Reason I Don't Know

I Successfully Overthrew The Demon Lord And Instituted Demon Democracy But They Voted For A Commie So The CIA Not Some Fantasy Equivalent The Actual CIA Who Have Known About Magic And Alternate Realms The Whole Damn Time But Won't Just Unisekai Me Launched A Counter Coup And That's When Things Really Went To Shit

these people would fucking die if they ever spoke to more than 1 furry

need some female director to lock in and make a movie where a grotesquely ugly and disgusting and monstrous woman slasher killer butchers handsome men in humiliating and sexualized ways. and it CAN'T be because they are rapists or abusers or otherwise misogynistic okay, she has to do it because she's a fucked up pervert

Not spitting or swallowing but a secret, third thing

The only being that Gothmog will take orders from is Morgoth, the only being that is even more goth than Gothmog.

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.