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if i was walter white id be cooking up vyvanse in that lab. And my family would love me. And id be a hero. Hank would find out but he'd turn a blind eye. If the feds find out the whole community would rise up to defend me. We are all Heisenberg. Big pharma would be over.

Kitties dont relly have Breeds like doggies do but they have special types like Weird Baby, Angry Head, Sleeper Fatty, Yappy Meower, Orange, Sweetie Playful, and The Creep. If you collect them all, well. You will probably have too many kitties.

Wow this is actually a perfect drawing of some of the types of kitties. Thank you

I once sent a woman a text message so interesting that she took three whole days to read it

Love when you try to take a screenshot but fuck up the timing of the volume down lock button combo and are left sitting there with slightly softer music and a black screen and you just have to sit there looking at your reflection on the locked phone and contemplate your failure for a bit

Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search

enough influencers. we need people submitting lyrics meanings on genius.com.

“when i was little” brother you are 5’3. so you must mean yesterday. or five minutes ago.

“i'll be there shortly” yeah. we know.

i do wonder how mamdani would have solved a problem like the green goblin

Uh oh, the player character is coming this way. Quick, engage in mindless small talk which comments on recent events or location relevant details

I know it's election season in yanquiland and everything, but you have to remember that regardless of whatever these politicians say, they are perfectly okay with trans women being raped, with Black transfems being lynched, with transfems being driven to suicide, and with young transfems being denied bodily autonomy by their parents. If you want these things to stop, you're going to have to do a lot more than just voting.

i know him is naned is Bubies