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The 'ingredients you can pronounce means it's healthy' line implies a world in which the kind of nutrition a person requires scales with their biology education and grasp of phonics. Which isn't true, of course, but sure would imply some interesting worldbuilding if it were

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

ooh I get it now. this world wasn’t meant for me

hello I notice that you are attempting to access my webbed site from a phone. did you know we have an app? I will redirect you to the app store so y— oops it looks like you tried to load the webpage again, it's okay I will show you to the app sto— no, no, it's okay this happens all the time, I know you didn't really want to access the actual website on your phone, that's why we have an app! let me take you to the app store where you can download it

guy who plays albums on mute, it was never really about sound for him as much as feeling a sense of progression through a series of named durations

if i was walter white id be cooking up vyvanse in that lab. And my family would love me. And id be a hero. Hank would find out but he'd turn a blind eye. If the feds find out the whole community would rise up to defend me. We are all Heisenberg. Big pharma would be over.

Kitties dont relly have Breeds like doggies do but they have special types like Weird Baby, Angry Head, Sleeper Fatty, Yappy Meower, Orange, Sweetie Playful, and The Creep. If you collect them all, well. You will probably have too many kitties.

Wow this is actually a perfect drawing of some of the types of kitties. Thank you

I once sent a woman a text message so interesting that she took three whole days to read it