the wanter: i don’t want anything i never have

he did a little dance and for this crime he was imprisoned in a bubble

They liked his little dance so much they gave him a spotlight

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Horror fans.

There are truly very few forces in the world as strong as the inertia of staying up way too late doing fuckall

i know we're not supposed to say this but i literally love being alone and going on the computer

i wonder what they're gossiping about

they should invent a way to save your mother

i love fiction so much can we never be real again

huh. something small but unexpected happened and it threw me off my rhythm. the whole day is ruined now. its gonna take me 3-5 business days to recover

during the Victorian occultism movement I would have been the guy who giggled all the way through seances

Arthur Conan Doyle subtly, but very firmly kicking you under the table.

man was 6’1” and built like a brick shithouse if he looked at me sideways I’d collapse like an aluminum can

Mans was WHAT

brown works so hard and does so much and everyone is so mean to her. coffee chocolate hair leather tea wood eyes broth a warm coat autumn leaves caramelized onions the crust on a loaf of bread. all things good and warm and kind are brown. bitch!

first rule of being a rare pair shipper is find a freak or three who can be convinced to enjoy the rare pair as much as you do. second rule is feed each other's insanity

well maybe i don't wanna work in a fast-paced, flexible environment that requires great verbal communication skills

Anti-revenge narrative this, anti-revenge narrative that, I personally think that Inigo Montoya had the right idea when he stabbed Count Rugen in the gut and said "I want my father back, you son of a bitch"

A lot of revenge arcs end with the hero saying "there's nothing you can do to bring my loved one back, so me seeking revenge is pointless." The Princess Bride's revenge arc ends with Inigo Montoya saying "there's nothing you can do to bring my loved one back, so there's nothing that can save you."