If my flight had taken off when it was supposed to, I would have been at my sister’s house for almost an hour now. However! I am still on the runway

I should’ve brought more snacks :(

Need to be taken apart and reassembled like a broken watch . Not in a sex way I just think they should put my joints together right this time

the great thing about the wuxia genre is you can start a sect called the Evil Blood Cult in a place called Demon Mountain that’s a volcano full of poison and you all wear crazy gothic black and red hanfu and practice Sinister Backstabber Style kung fu and like. that’s not a deterrent to prospective disciples. do all that and a fuckton of bright eyed youngsters will still show up at your door and say hello i would like to join the demon mountain evil blood cult where do i sign up?

Lockheed Martin was at my college's job fair

fuck it, i'm curious. reblog and tag with the first fictional death to ever rewrite your brain chemistry and/or make you cry like a baby. mine was ares from the underland chronicles (who, for context, was a giant bat.) to this day i will weep if i think too hard about it. okay, go.

UPDATE it doesn't even have to be 'cool', give me a fact about ur oc!!!!