I'm still one fucked up little kid

every $30 purchase is like a razor sharp arrow stuck firmly in my muscular wearwolf back

I feed my white son clear broth

why the fuck is it called the xbox 360 what does 360 mean???????????????????

when u see it u turn 360 degrees and walk away

turning 360 degrees would face you right back to the xbox you dipshit

this post somehow still in circulation despite everyone involved being deactivated

even you

Even me

5 Dancing Men (1993)

I find it hilarious they gave me hay despite having it just yesterday

Why are you eating hay?

They keep giving it to me?

They look... so tasty... like juice... or jello... mustn't...

open relationship??? i will literally open fire

takes a real artist to go "i have to deface this billboard promoting an evil corporation's evil product. but crucially☝️the typeface and kerning must match or else it's cringe"

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know