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by talos this canβt be happening is a mandela effect because the actual phrase is by the gods this canβt be happening and iβve never heard anyone say the former in game
by talos this canβt be happening
the phrase by talos this canβt be happening is actually from a rupaul roleplay blog who left their husband in a cage with no food and water for a few weeks and the husband died sorry to be the spoil sport but it does have an origin and it is a very tumblr origin in nature
Hereβs the post theyβre referring to for context
Oh. Skyrim husband.

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HEY!
Do you wanna feel
So Energetic!?
Try
Powerthirst!
Energy drinks for people who need
GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF ENERGY!
With all new flavors like
Shockolate!
Chocolate energy! It's like adding chocolate to
AN ELECTRICAL STORM!
Sound the alarm! You're going to be UNCOMFORTABLY ENERGETIC!
What's that? You want strawberry? How about
RAWBERRY!
Made with lightning!
REAL LIGHTENING!
SPORTS! AAAAAAH! You'll be good at them!
It's an energy drink for men!
MENERGY!
These aren't your dad's puns!
They're energy puns!
TURBOPUNS
SCIENCE! ENERGY! SCIENCE! ENERGY! Electrolytes! Powerlytes! Turbolytes! More lytes than YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOR!
You'll be so fast mother nature will be like
Slow Down
And youβll go βfuck youβ and kick her with your
ENERGY LEGS
You'll have so much energy energy!
[AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH]
ALL THE TIME
Power running! Power lifting! Power sleeping! Power dating! Power eating! Power laughing! Power spawning babies!
Youβll have so many babies!
400 BABIES
Give Shockolate to your babies and make them good at SPORTS! Make your babies run ABNORMALLY FAST!
They'll run as fast as KENYANS! People will see them running and think they're KENYANS! They'll race as fast as KENYANS against actual KENYANS and it'll be a tie and they'll get deported back to KENYA!
Hey! Go with a sure thing! Don't gamble on your energy!
{SNAKE EYEEEEEEES!}
Try Powerthirst!
The energy drink that will make you
AAAAAAH!
(SPORTS!)
AAAAAAH!
The best part is that itβs a relic of Ye Olde Intwrnetes and is a parody of the very concept of Energy Drinks, right from the very beginning of their proliferation. You know, that time about 15 years back that 6 different soda conglomerates all realized at once that there was a huge market for what would eventually be 75 different flavors of carbonated, caffeinated, hummingbird juice.
Pratchett-levels of parody, then. It's a parody but it's an in-depth analysis but it's an art but it's also a prophecy somehow and it's a basis for sociological and economical research of the thing and it's still a parody nontheless.
Yea you get it
Btw I read it again and it acquired Disco Elysium voices.
Definitely Harry Du Bois energy
I've watched video. We need new version with Disco Elysium voice actors. Believe me, it will be the most deliciously fucked up yet perfectly logical remake ever. We need it.
It should start with "Pssst!" and end with "You acquired a new Thought: Menergy Drinks."
Me, looking up the Disco Elysium dialogue: Kim Kitsuragi is French!?
Kim Kitsuragi is French Asian pinball-hating pinball champion, who drives race machine as a police car. He's also a Magical Girl, who can make the absolute dumpsterfire of a human to get his shit together basically by telling him that he believes he can get his shit together. He smokes exactly one cigarette every evening, knowing perfectly well how cool he looks and insisting there's nothing cool about it.
....aaaand send before I'll derail it entirely into Kim Kitsuragi hagiography.
β¦huh. Neat. Learned a new word.
Silk is so beautiful. Thank you worms
u know they boil them alive for silk right
Theyβre wormsβ¦
ok im not gonna argue with a sociopath
Thank god
As I've already said on another post:
A: you don't have to kill them for the silk
B: silk moths spend BASICALLY THEIR WHOLE LIVES AS CATERPILLARS and only wrap themselves in silk after they've lived all their life because
C: when they turn into moths, THEY DO NOT HAVE MOUTHS. this is a very common feature for moths. They turn into moths to have sex and then starve to death.
D: in the wild, maybe thirty out of a hundred eggs survive to be caterpillars. Maybe one out of a hundred survives to become a moth. A moth who has a few days, at most, to live. They have no way to defend themselves. Many die before they even get to mate. Some never find mates. If they don't starve to death, they get eaten by a predator. And this isn't even counting the ones who get eaten in the cocoon by parasitic wasps.
E: the lifecycle of a wild silkworm is to struggle, struggle, maybe get sex, then starve to death.
F: domestic silkworms are literally flightless. They cannot survive in the wild. But we take care of them. Nearly one hundred percent of silkworms survive to metamorphosis- and every single one of them lives a safe, warm, long life, where their favourite food is literally handed to them, where they want for nothing. And even THEN, MORE OF THEM SURVIVE TO BECOME MOTHS THAN THEY DO IN THE WILD. The ones who die do so painlessly, and 100% of them gets used- they're literally edible. They get eaten, like they would in the wild, but infitesimally less painfully because they're already dead when they get eaten. Even the cocoons from the moths who chewed through their silk get used! And the moths? The many more who survive than in the wild? They have gigantic orgies, lay eggs that they know will live the same long, idyllic lives they did, and then die.
The life of a domestic silkworm moth is the kindest, most perfect life they could ever live.
This is like if aliens said "hey you get to eat your favourite food forever, live longer than you ever would, and never be in any danger, and your children and their children and their children will also have this, but when you die peacefully in your sleep after living a full life (because you are ssfe from all diseases also) we get your clothes and also your bodies?" and also imagine YOU DON'T HAVE A CONCEPT OF A SOUL OR BURYING A BODY OR CREMATING A BODY OR DOING ANYTHING WITH A BODY. OR THAT THE BODY OF SOMEONE WHO DIED HAS ANY VALUE TO YOU WHATSOEVER. Assume dead humans like. Just lie there and get eaten by dogs.
Literally, to them, all we get out of this is like... instead of something else eating the bodies, we eat them? It's literally just "hey instead of getting eaten by birds, would you like to have lives sweeter than you could imagine but like. You get eaten by monkeys and also less of you get eaten and you're already dead when they eat you."
If you're going to judge someone for liking the byproduct of a process, maybe educate yourself on the process first.
Two rules for creating anything.
1) Make it weird.
2) Make it with love.
me when i see people assign who is the mom, dad, kids and uncles/aunts to a group of friends/found family and entirely ignoring all the fucking complexities of their relationships with each other to give them the same exact shallow surface traits for nuclear family shit. and then that cold ass take on the characters becomes the popular one which means its illegal to even think about these friends having any sort of interesting dynamic bc the majority of people now perceive them as actual blood related family bc theyve been reduced to nothing but polly pocket dolls
stop telling me what not to draw. i do not care
i had a vision

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made some versions of the agony grip for my friends for when the whole gang gets it . including different levels depending on the anguish
and a joyous one for when there is love abound
can i make a contribution?
for when the whole gang is being real autistic about something
For when you say something absolutely horrid in the group chat
Three blind mice.
No one owes artists anything.
But existence is lonely and sometime you throw hours and hours of effort into a void, on the slim chance it will say something back.
I hope this helps everyone understand the crushing disappointment writers and artists feel when they post something and very little (or nothing!) comes out of that sad dark hole.

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