IM NOT A BIG FAN OF THE GOVERNMENT

unfortunately i have free will so im about to make art that is going to appeal to basically 4 people. let us hope those 4 people follow me.

I mean these are all the things I’d say in bed with another enby person

my terrible memory is kind of hilarious like I don’t remember my high school friend’s name but I do remember when his bike slipped on black ice and he ate shit and had this massive infected wound on his knee for like a month. genuinely my buddy. could not tell you his name, remember all of that in heavy detail.

bitches who ship real ppl are so weird like genuinely smth is not ok with y’all. and i don’t mean ppl who think a couple is cute but like stan accounts and multiple posts and conspiracy theories and stalking and sending hate to ppl……. mhm naur rolling in grass is not enough to save y’all anymore you need to live like hermits far away from the rest of us

one of my greatest pet peeves in fiction, and it is truly stupid I know, is that no one seems to understand how genuinely hard it is to kill someone via stabbing. stab wounds have a mortality rate of like 5%. especially abdominal stabbing. tv shows and movies show dudes getting stabbed one time in the lower abdomen with a tiny knife and then they fall over. like what did he die of precisely. that man died of Small Knife

the knife was discreetly laced with a point blank gunshot to the head

no one rlly talks about how dangerous male centred women or male centred people in general who r attracted to men are like it isn't even just annoying it's genuinely dangerous cuz these people will bring you around the most disgusting creepy scary men just bc they want dick it's really crazy ive just stopped entertaining it

STOP SAYING HERMAPHRODITE

"But I'm not talking about humans I'm tal-" I DON'T CARE SHUT UP

Genuine question, what should we call them instead? Does just intersex work?

As much debate as there is about tone tags, 90% of the issues would be solved by just typing the word. Like instead of typing /gen or /hj you can just write (genuine) or (handjob) and you'll be doing pretty much the exact same thing.

Of course I personally think it's less awkward to use some rudimentary language skills to form actual sentences and phrases. They don't even have to be complicated. Like "Genuine question, why are you doing that?" Or "I'm being serious. Stop that." Or "I'm going to jerk you off now."

I whole wholeheartedly agree with you on this matter OP. I do feel like it's often forgotten in this discourse that tonetags originated on Twitter where they had to get around a constrictive character count for tweets. I think how we got here makes a lot more sense when you consider the process otherwise of trying to fit an entire handjob in 280 characters.

Turns out the scheming eunuch's love for you is genuine