and the universe said i love you

oh thats why my hadns have started to always be in pain ok

I kept getting weird wrist pain I couldn't figure out. I happened to start using a magnetic grip on my phone, and it went away because I stopped supporting it with my pinky. I use my phone to read for several hours minimum most days, and so I've switched to using phone stands as much as possible and being very careful to hold my pinky with my other fingers, and the pain hasn't come back at all.

straigt up one marvle they are smaller and less harmful than a bowler ball.

i dont know much about quails but it's clear there's a big problem with what's going on there. Can you explain?

Well. she's handling a pheasant and calling it her quail. that's pretty much the entire problem. Definitely that is not a quail.

What I'm wondering is how one mistakes a pheasant for a quail in the first place. To my knowledge quails, even wild species, are quite small while pheasants are large enough to be considered fowls, more chickenish in size. Even if one isn't familiar with the differences in appearance of the chicks, I would assume that a baby pheasant is larger than some adult quail?

Gay kink stores are like here’s the fuck master 5000 gnome king pig blaster it goes in your ass obviously pigfag and pansexual kink stores are like here’s like gender sensory backdoor pridefun exploration pleasure rod and it’s the same toy

Be able to live comfortably without worrying about bills constantly. Be able to travel a bit, see the parts of the world I have only read about or watched in documentaries. Be able to ease other people's burdens and have the fun of doing so anonymously. I don't need to go buy Venice, I just want to be able to help the people when they need it.

ok but this unironically works. talk about how the working class is exploited and you can basically sell full-on marxism to your average republican if you do it right. all you have to do is avoid the words "Marx," "capitalism," "socialism," "communism," "means of production," etc - just use synonyms. say "big business" or "corporate shareholder interests" instead of "capitalists." say "a government that prioritizes the needs of the working people" instead of "socialism." it WORKS. I've DONE it. the hardest sell are usually things like social and racial equity, welfare, things like that, because people have been primed with the racist/classist idea that those things are somehow unfair - but you can get your foot in the door to getting them to buy into those too if you start with class issues. read up on your theory, make sure you REALLY understand your own ideology, because that will enable you to reword it and successfully sell it.

the handle of the jug being hollow so that some milk gets in it is genius because its a spot where they can just chill and not have to worry about fake social rituals and small talk

notice how its littlest pet shop and not littlest pet shelter, littlest pet adoption center, littlest pet rehabilitation. really twisted.

walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck

still thinking about when i saw a girl on here with ~3 partners and one of them was a lesbian with a “MEN DNI” banner and one of them was a tboy with a “‘MEN DNI’ DNI” banner

ohhhh you elfsturbating 😧😲