Académico Perdido

i think it’s really essential as an adult to stay silly and goofy and weird

one time I told my therapist "I tend to have issues with people who think of themselves as authority figures" and she burst out laughing and then said "I think we need to pause and reflect on how you phrased that"

I mean, what, was I supposed to refer to them as if they actually are authority figures? those don't exist

no internet interaction will ever again reach the high of chaos of the “does germany still exist?” officialgermangovernment: “Yes” “thanks” 

This is because snow doesn't bounce sound waves like concrete does. When the world is like this it's LITERALLY quieter. The snow muffles sound

lot of you guys want to bleed to death in this photo!

God you’re so polite to service workers it’s sooo hot 🥵

i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time