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This video leaves me with such a feeling that I can’t remember my life before it, and I can’t imagine my life without it

#absolute power gem overflowing with chaotic energy #gold

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do you also zone out while someone’s talking to you because you’re too busy fantasizing about your fictional universe or have you not hit rock bottom yet

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body goals: rotting in the ground

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When you just finished dicking her down and now you in her pantry looking at all of her son’s snacks you about to eat

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every NFT 6 months from now

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Never has this gif been more appropriate

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A vegetable is a social construct.

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Zoinks!

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this was so wild

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Someone explain

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The first sentence says 32 and 13 implying that the speaker is 32 years old and their girlfriend is 13 years old, which is both highly inappropriate and illegal. The next sentence reveals the speaker was talking about their game levels, not their ages, which is perfectly okay.

In their reply to the audience they then say they are picking her up from middle school, again implying that their girlfriend is underage, but quickly state she’s grading papers letting us know she’s a teacher, definitely an adult, and there no reason to be upset.

The rollercoaster gif portrays how switching from upset and worried to relieved in such a short period of time feels emotionally.

The next meme shows the guy panicking from misunderstanding, then feeling relieved and calm realizing the truth, only to panic over the next misunderstanding and then calm again when hearing the end.

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the above explanation is followed by a picture of data from star trek with a speech bubble's tail coming out of him, implying he's the one saying all of that, which is humerous because the above text is written in a style similar to his speech patterns, and with a subject matter he would enjoy

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This is the worst website ever and I love it.

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