chairman of the couch tax

one person's "ugghh this trope is so overdone" is another person's "oooooohohohohohohohoho"

A wretched little horse is washed away.😈

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

kink: deleting someone’s pointless comment by reblogging the post from the same person they did

I mean, that’s censorship but okay.

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this could be the snart of something big

computa make my mutuals have a great day

happy month, fellow slurs.

in the tags: you have been granted the ability to bring back three (but only three) cancelled shows for at least one more season. What do you choose?

Herding sheep, looking after kids, and playing healer in videogames: every day you're surprised of the sheer innovative genius of how they'll find the most inconvenient goddamn places just outside your reach to get hurt or put themselves in lethal danger.

Isn’t this sheep in real life?

Children in real life also.

The humble Oxford comma

#you can understand op by using your brain

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?