chairman of the couch tax

happy month, fellow slurs.

in the tags: you have been granted the ability to bring back three (but only three) cancelled shows for at least one more season. What do you choose?

Herding sheep, looking after kids, and playing healer in videogames: every day you're surprised of the sheer innovative genius of how they'll find the most inconvenient goddamn places just outside your reach to get hurt or put themselves in lethal danger.

Isn’t this sheep in real life?

Children in real life also.

The humble Oxford comma

#you can understand op by using your brain

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

#He needs at least one concussion a day as enrichment

Imagine if a like 8 foot tall guy that looked kinda like an alien species just kinda showed up at the house you rent a room in and crashed on the couch and at first everyone hated him but you kinda just accepted this weird massive kinda-human alien species thing as a part of your group even though he's like twice the size of everyone else there

Cuz that's literally happening to sea lions in San Francisco right now