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you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

This is DEFINITELY someone I call an expert.

I’m desperate to know who Gary is. So I can also avoid him.

I was thinking about this map just the other day.

he was just a fucking noob... he had the whole match ahead of him... HE WAS JUST A FUCKING NOOB!!!

a noob in the killfeed is worth two on the objective

dude he's a pro and he's dating a noob, it's a problematic skill gap, it's not a healthy pwnage dynamic

Shit. This dude knows an extreme amount about a niche subject. Crazy what you can accomplish when you have treatment resistant IBS

I want it on record that I shit mostly normal.

let it be known that i touch grass frequently and I’m still like this.

underrated tumblr feature is being able to catch up to yourself on your dash. so there is an END POINT. and you can say “ah, I have reached where I left off, there is no more to see! I’ll take my leave now and come back later when there are new posts.” instead of being stuck forever in a bottomless algorithm pit digging deeper and deeper till you have to summon monumental strength to climb out

But that's not a cat

yes it is

I've seen this fucking post 8 times

And you’ll see it again

FUCK THIS IS LIKE THE 12TH TIME

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@maryland-officially

............whhhyyy

@maryland-officially

I will never be free of this post

Why is this ostrich so pink? Is it part flamingo?

if you were a mouse, these will be the dinosaurs…

Goddamit i hate this fucking post. I hate it because obviously if “twelve” followed the same pattern as the other teen numbers it wouldn’t be “twoteen” it would be “seconteen”. Think about it. It’s not “threeteen” it’s “thirteen” as in “third”. It’s not “fiveteen” it’s “fifteen” as in fifth. So with that in mind, you count “first, second, third, fourth, fifth,” and so on, so eleven would be “firsteen” and twelve would be “secondteen” or “seconteen”. “Firsteen, seconteen, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen….” It just drives me absolutely mad everytime i see this post that this obvious pattern was overlooked and i cant hold in my rage anymore.