wake me if you're out there

remember that guy that had a single auditory hallucination that told him he had a brain tumor and the exact location and then he went to the doctor and it was fucking right

love eating something—wondering if i’m going to be allergic to it—immediately after eating get weird Sensations—however no Sensations involve not being able to breathe etc—so now i’m sitting here wondering if I just can’t tell i’m about to drop dead—which seems counterintuitive to my understanding of anaphylaxis—but that’s just what happens when you had weird allergies as a kid & are paranoid as an adult ig

……..i wanna eat the other half of the croissant. :(

This reminds me of my corsetmaker days when i found myself searching for "extra thick boning."

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

I really can and will blame the 9-5 for everything. "We're in a loneliness epidemic" well, we have to spend a third of our day interacting with people in a professional way that makes forming real friendships difficult and then we're peopled out by the time we're done. "People are eating more and more unhealthily" people have to spend more than a third of their day doing work related tasks and they don't want to spend their tiny amount of free time making food. "People aren't involved in their local communities" after spending more than a third of their day doing work related things people are tired and also all those community events take place during normal working hours. "People need to get more hobbies" after spending more than a third of their day working, people are TIRED and don't want to do anything that takes yet more energy. "Literacy is dying" to maintain your critical thinking skills you need to read/watch things that make you think and after spending more than a third of your day doing work related stuff you are TIRED and don't want to expend even more brainnpower. "People need to get outside more" People. Are. TIRED. Because they have to spend all of their time working or preparing for work or recovering from work or doing all the chores they couldn't stay on top of because of work. I can blame fucking anything on having to work, it is truly the root of all fucking evil.

from what i've observed, i do think there is some pressure for women in not explicitly feminist leftist circles to affect a kind of "cool girl" posture for the benefit of the men in the movement

i’ll never be as good a poet as the ‘last night & night before last there was three women, walking down the street. i saw ‘em’ guy if i tried every day and worked at it for years

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'