wake me if you're out there

i cannot overstate how good it feels to watch older movies where the actors were still allowed to look kinda weird and not be conventionally attractive. like it is genuinely healing

men used to deal with loneliness by writing shit like catcher in the rye or the death of ivan ilyich but now they go right to manosphere podcasts and peptides

what the hell does jordan peterson know about bone deep existential loneliness that dostoevsky can’t body better? hell, i’d even say you’d get more out of reading bukowski and it’s hard for me to pay that man any real compliment

the gentle and curious way joe asks “what did it do to you?” is the only time he’s been funny and he didn’t do it intentionally

anybody else ever read those emotionally traumatizing children’s books from ewtn about the butterfly and the goldfish that almost died from getting left outside in a puddle after trying to get into a baptismal font or the starving rat who reenacted the prodigal son or the poor sick baby who died

greased rat days

big fan of the four-year-old on this flight who yelled "THEY ARE BRINGING COMPLEMENTARY BEVERAGES" when the flight attendants came down with the drinks cart

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

they’re saying you’re finally going to become a real person like everyone else. they just announced it