half agony, half hope

I’m a lover by nature except for when I’m a wretched hater cunt bitch which I also am by nature

the mystery bruises you're getting aren't from anemia or something stupid like that. they're from me. i go into your house while you're asleep and softly hit you with hammers until i am satisfied

im actually cleft in twain right now can i call you back

any tips for developing discipline? ive been going through life on a lackadaisical hedonist build but ive got a bunch of mysterious problems that i may or may not be at fault for

Why do LLMs talk like the SuperDictionary. Every tweet generated by chat yippity is like “Lex Luthor stole forty cakes. That’s as many as four tens. Not three tens, not five tens. Four tens. And that’s terrible.”

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man