I'm trying to look at my naughty Tumblr while sheltering in a basement lol. But no signal!
dying like the guy jerking off in pompeii
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I'm trying to look at my naughty Tumblr while sheltering in a basement lol. But no signal!
dying like the guy jerking off in pompeii

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This is how you get put on blast, chum.*
You voted for Trump, didn't you?
@dpm4all thought he'd be Mister Dom McDomly Dominant (BSc, SSc) and roll up in my DMs, dick swinging, balls to the breeze, confident he was Mister Man of Master Mountain, a zero-post god among men, so wildly, desperately, flagrantly masculine that he has titled his blog "SUPREME DOM."
Trump Voter behavior
The reading comprehension was my first clue, as anyone who's been here for more than three hours knows how I roll, and this is possibly the most wrong it's possible to be.
Trump Voter behavior
But how about that intro, huh? Right to the wildly incorrect point!
Mister Dom McDomly Dominant (BSc, SSc) is.... looking to own and dominate a sissy without preamble.
Trump Voter behavior
Note the "will" in that second message. The bald-faced audacity of thinking you can tell someone, sissy or not, what to do without preamble, immediately upon meeting them.
Trump Voter behavior
You are a predator and a loser.
Trump Voter behavior
Daddy doesn't put up with entitlement or stupidity, but you fucked up and aimed at me and my whole fucking raft of male privilege.
You've obviously done this before, and you'd damn well better never do it again, to anyone.
Or, to use small words:
Fuck off.
*the kind you feed to sharks
Dave n Busters!!
a lil tipsy fun ~
You’re literally so cute I could die. Also if I saw you dressed in public like this I would be unable to help myself
Dave & Bra-Busters
its not fair that alcohol cures my anxiety for only short periods of time
I mean, there's an obvious answer to that.
But, to answer this more seriously, while I'm still sober enough to do so...
When you start drinking next (I suggest "now"), think about your anxiety. Put the anxiety itself in the pear wiggler and rotate it in your mind.
See what makes it tick.
Look for cracks.
Pry that fucker open like you're at a crawfish boil.
(There's probably a therapy term for this approach, but none of mine ever employed it, so I came up with it on my own, because this is how my brain works.)
Keep drinking.
What part of your anxiety does alcohol/substances get rid of fastest?
Or quiets the most?
Or turns into something you can play with?
As you get drunker/more stoned/etc., you get less anxious while you study it, in novel, drunken ways.
You don't need to break down everything right away! but this is a technique you can practice and use, even when you're sober.
I call it "troubleshooting my brain"
Signed,
A self-and-prescription-medicating anxiety mitten
Also! You're going to have ephiphanies. They're awesome.
its not fair that alcohol cures my anxiety for only short periods of time
I mean, there's an obvious answer to that.
But, to answer this more seriously, while I'm still sober enough to do so...
When you start drinking next (I suggest "now"), think about your anxiety. Put the anxiety itself in the pear wiggler and rotate it in your mind.
See what makes it tick.
Look for cracks.
Pry that fucker open like you're at a crawfish boil.
(There's probably a therapy term for this approach, but none of mine ever employed it, so I came up with it on my own, because this is how my brain works.)
Keep drinking.
What part of your anxiety does alcohol/substances get rid of fastest?
Or quiets the most?
Or turns into something you can play with?
As you get drunker/more stoned/etc., you get less anxious while you study it, in novel, drunken ways.
You don't need to break down everything right away! but this is a technique you can practice and use, even when you're sober.
I call it "troubleshooting my brain"
Signed,
A self-and-prescription-medicating anxiety mitten

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have another drink. Your only starting to get tipsy after all
Cheers
This one is 40%
@funlovernonny - that guy is known to be bad news.
i awas warned thanks!!!!!!!!
It’s the first day of summer and I’m tempted to sneak off work and go drink beer by the pool
obviously
have another drink. Your only starting to get tipsy after all
Cheers
This one is 40%
@funlovernonny - that guy is known to be bad news.
Okay, ghostdragon007 has a full detailed post on his blog where he admits to beating and sexually assaulting his wife. I saw him pop up, checked the blog cause I was curious, and stumbled across his admission post. Immediately thought you would probably wanna know.
Feel free to post this or just keep it to yourself, I just knew I’d wanna know if it was someone that I was talking to.
Thank you for telling me. I just searched for it and I found the post. I didn’t even read all of it before I started blocking and deleting.
My hands are shaking and I feel fucking disgusted. I know people who interact here kind of cross over and talk to each other, so I’m posting this.
Im not going to link the post cause its bad, and its exactly what this anon is saying.
Y I K E S
He's back under another name and claims he's going to behave himself, but I have my doubts.
@/archangelthorn
Hey I saw a blog called @/archangelthorn2 today and I’m 99% sure it’s the same guy so I looked around for this post.
I am not trying to start a witch hunt but this guy makes me uncomfortable and I really want people to be aware of who they’re interacting with. I don’t think this guy has a place in the community.
that's my read, too. [block]
long weekend starts now

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there are mutuals who are *chef's kiss* and then there are mutuals who are *french kiss*
and then there are mutuals who are in kiss
simple asks to help bolster ask culture again
What's your blog title from?
What movie have you watched most recently? What did you think of it?
what are you looking forward to right now?
if you could do anything at all today, what would it be?
What's your drink of choice? (Coffee/tea order, alcohol of choice, pop, etc)
What's your hair routine like? Anything special?
what's your favorite way to travel? Is there a mode of travel you haven't done that you want to experience?
favorite month of the year and why?
favorite time of day and why?
do you play or follow any sports? & elaborate on that?
what kind of music is stuck in your head a lot lately?
dishes or laundry?
what's something you learned recently?
if you could give a TED talk on anything, what would you talk about?
What's a piece of advice you find yourself giving a lot?
what's a piece of advice you would give to yourself five years ago?
do you believe in luck and superstition? Do you carry any lucky items or follow any lucky rules?
Are you musical? Play any instruments or sing? Would you ever perform for an audience?
Write, type, or speak?
what do you wish someone would ask you?
me thinking that my mutuals' likes and reblogs are about me like those guys thinking that the stripper is in love with them
if any strippers are mutuals of mine, this goes double
Tits out, cock in
i need to do this at least once whilst im abroad 😵💫
you're always a broad ;-)
library
cw: public sex, cnc, vibrator, messy overstimulation
The words blur a bit as I stare at the page for longer than normal, shifting as I bite my lip to stop from whining. My eyes dart across the table to his smug face as he turns the page of his own book. A frustrated sound leaves my throat as shifting in my seat does nothing to stifle the steady vibrations throbbing through my core.
Once more, I try to focus on the words before me, setting down the book in a weak attempt to try and take notes. As soon as my pen hits my notebook, the vibrations increase and I almost snap the pen in half as I grip tightly at the table to try and ground myself. My breath comes out in soft pants as I bite back the moans threatening to spill out.
"What's wrong, sunshine? You seem a bit ill," he whispers from across the table, acting concerned as I also notice some other people noticing my disheveled state. I glare daggers at him, but he hides his bites back a sadistic smirk as he tilts his head to the side.
"I'm..." my voice trembles as he increases the setting to max, "f-fine. I just.. n-need to go.. splash some water on my face."

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people are not erotic enough anymore, like why as an adult are you afraid of seeing/being perverse and sexy
sir, this is a wendy's
if you're teaching someone something like the stoplight system you can make it fun and sexy. explain the premise. green=go, yellow=slow down/can’t take any more of that right now, red=full stop. start touching them. whisper "what's your color?" in their ear. they're going to say green. start groping them. what's your color? pinch their nipples. what's your color? bite their neck. what's your color? start slapping their ass. what's your color? go harder. what's your color? they're gunna become a babbling mess eventually. they're only going to get rewarded when they answer your question, though. if they stop responding to "what's your color?" then stop until they do. it's a silly sexy way to build trust with someone and get them comfortable with safewording.
oh god this sounds so hot who's gonna do it to me pleeeaaase