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About to finish the first of 5 tall boy ciders (8.2%) already a little buxzed

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Second one ipened

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About to finish the first of 5 tall boy ciders (8.2%) already a little buxzed

drunkbelly

Second one ipened

drunkbelly

I was SOO FUCKING SMASHED here. Slurring at the end

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this just in: big, buff man gives sweetest little forehead kisses

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princessporntits

OK so last night I ran to the grocery store to pick up a few things (thanks guys!) to eat this weekend and take to work this week. And I was making some little joke to myself with the melons, like holding them in front of myself and bouncing them, and I look up and this GUY is LOOKING at me! I was kind of embarrassed but he was like, no no it's funny... Not in words, cuz he was from a little distance, but like, he smiled? and made a gesture? and I was like, OK cool.

He seemed older than me, but not super old, like in his 40s. A dad. Little gray at the temples.

AND THEN after grabbing some strawberries or whatever for my cart, a minute or two later, I look over, and he's holding up two cucumbers, like he's deciding between them, and he was clearly waiting until I was looking, because as soon as he has my attention, he starts really *pondering* which one he should get, and deciding which is bigger, and... I don't know, just being an idiot. I LAUGHED. Loudly!

Anyway I get close enough to say, I'll take whichever one you're not using, and he was like, you can take them both. And he hands me one and our fingers touch and for some reason I say, you're gonna give it to me twice, huh?

Which is SO EMBARRASSING

But he smiles and says, "at least," soooo...

Chat, he asked me to dinner! And I'm like broke and stuff, so I said yes? So uh I've got a free dinner tonight!

... Some part of me worries I'll have to "pay" for dinner with my body... And some other part of me is a little worried I WON'T, so... Wish me luck, I guess?

Dinner with Daddy!

slut-drunk

How did it go?

princessporntits

I like to say that I rarely get high, and it's true that I don't deal with drink or drugs very often at all.

But it's becoming clear that I am addicted to the altered states of sexual pleasure. Of SOLO sexual pleasure. And my goddd have I been getting high this weekend. Ffffuucckkkk I feel like I've been out of my mind most of the last 48 hours...

If I found a gummie that made me feel like that, hoo boy would I be in trouble!!

desireddracula

I wish there was a drug that made you feel this way so I could spike your drink with it.

princessporntits

Mmmmmm... What a wicked thought... Halfway through my drink I suddenly feel on the verge of orgasm, and desperate to do whatever it takes, with whoever is available, to push me over the edge...

plushcow

i need a juicy tracksuit to eat myself out of asap 😭

slut-drunk

are you perhaps a moth

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I love how most people call 800cc huge and in my bimbo brain they’re coded as "starter implants”

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princessporntits

Anybody want to donate to a gummy-shopping trip, so I can get high for my birthday?

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princessporntits

Maybe for my 30th birthday I should get myself a big ol boob job...

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princessporntits

Going a "little" bigger made you feel sexier, happier, more self-confident... But it started you down a road you might never have imagined...

sobsicle

i’m sorry i got carried away and humped your leg until i came while we were kissing

slut-drunk

"sorry"

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haven’t we all it’s good for the ecosystem jerk off to a tumblr mutual today <3

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slut-drunk

That's a Subaru; ergo, they're lesbians

ametristee

actually insane to me that tumblr is a place where you can be so good at being horny you make friends about it

princessporntits

Yay I'm getting a good grade in being horny... something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve...

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