fine elven angst, direct from arlathan

what does this have to do with boiling your surgical tools? well look, the boiling water releases bubbles of steam which carries the malign influences up to heaven. you boil a knife, you send all the miasmic particles off with the steam to heaven. if you rinse the knife off in a bucket the water isn't hot enough, the particles go into the water and then right back on to the knife. you gotta boil it to get the particles all the way away. how can a tool or rag or a bed have miasmic particles on it when you can't smell them? humans have a lousy sense of smell. look at your dog on the hunt. are there no rabbits in the woods just because you can't smell them? we know that miasma is carried on the air, and is what makes stench so dangerous, and we know that humans can't smell worth a damn compared to dogs cats horses etc. a dog can smell if a rat died in a corner of the room last week. you can't. do you think licking the spot where the rat died is going to go well for you? luckily, what humans lack in snout we make up for in brains. we have extra brains where our sniffers should have been. God set that up for a reason.

and why does a rinse with wine spirits work? man, look how fast alcohol evaporates. my guess is that because wine contains a lot more vice than water, it evaporates a whole lot faster, in sort of an equal and opposite way that a rock falls faster than a feather. if you want the miasmic particles to get off there FAST, you dunk it in something that's going back to heaven at a gallop.

[2/4] Hansry through the seasons ✨

Autumn 🍁

iron lung: im vaccinated against polio so i dont need one

it: my pronouns are she/they

sinners: im an atheist

the backrooms: my house doesnt have that many rooms

Resident evil: id evict them

Midsommar: im swedish.

Get out: ok i'll leave

x: im still calling it twitter

Love whatever tf they had going on

part 3 of the screenshot redraw exercise ‼️‼️ I think there will be one more biggun’ & then I’m good (for now)

&!! big thanks to @sharessofbrightwater to lending a screenshot or two to the cause. Ur amazing tysm 🙇💖

Damsel |01062026 _

when Erik challenges Henry to the duel and Henry asks the gang for advice, they all volunteer to go with him, but he shuts them down with "no, it's personal, it has to be one on one". BUT when he talks to Hans, it's Henry who straight up unsolicited asks Hans to go with him.

and it's Hans who has to rebut, "uhh weren't you just telling everyone that's it's personal, a one on one duel?"

given that Henry automatically turns down everyone only to go up to Hans all "will you come with 👉👈", I have no choice but to conclude:

he trusts Hans over everyone else in the pack

he is asking his crush out for a cute date (duel to the death with his nemesis)

is very besotted and just wants to spend more time together

is scared and wants his bestie there for moral support and to cheer him on

knows he might die and wants his beloved to be there with him in his last moments

is being a savage bitch and is bringing his boyfriend there to rub in Erik's face that he's widowed and all alone while Henry still has his man who loves him so much