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"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"
if youāre wondering why spellcheck and grammar check is worse now, itās because they replaced it with AI! š„°
now, instead of maintaining a comprehensive, nuanced, and human-maintained encyclopedia by which to check your document, they have switched to an AI that just compares what youāve written to what other people write in, say, Google Docs, and use the most commonly used iteration.
ever have it change something like āall intents and purposesā to āall intensive purposesā or āshouldāveā to āshould ofā? thatās why!
people make the same spelling and grammar mistakes so often, AI thinks thatās the way you say it because it is a PATTERN DETECTOR and cannot THINK let alone use language.
"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"
A very large Illyrian - Elriel š¦šø
Word count : 1k2
āš»Summary : Elain and Azriel are not as discrete as they thought they were. Nesta is Nesta - she just knows. ( can you tell I suck at summary ?)
šø Anyway - Likes, reblog, and feedback are much much appreciated !
Elain lay tangled in the sheets, her breath uneven as Azriel finally drew back - though not far, close enough that his taste still clung to her lips. His hand hovered near her hip, fingers drawing slow, absent circles on her skin. His shadows moved lazily around her, tracing the paths their master took shortly before.
āWe should get dressed,ā she whispered, shifting to sit up. Her hair was tousled, cheeks flushed, and the world beyond her room - family dinner, polite conversation, masks and pretending - felt unbearably sharp.
He sighed, a deep exhale fully encompassing his wish to stay there for the night, forever. āRight.ā His voice felt raw in the quiet, as if every careful word theyād shared between them had to vanish completely before the evening began.
āI smell like you,ā she said, her fingers brushing the edge of the sheet, as if grounding herself in something real. Azriel looked at her, his gaze soft but unreadable. āItās my second favorite smell in the world.ā Elain paused at that āWhatās the first? The smell of my chocolate chip cookies fresh from the oven?ā she teased. āThatās a strong third, but no. Your scent on me is actually my favorite.ā Her breath caught, though she didnāt let it show. āSomeoneās getting romantic.ā
A few seconds passed in silence between them.
Then he pressed his lips to her forehead. āWe canāt stay like this.ā He let the words hang between them - a quiet admission he hated to make. He hated even more what came next. He wasnāt lying when he said his favorite scent these days was the way their smells mingled - how hers lingered to his skin, making his head spin and his heart race.
Elain stood, her robe slipping off one shoulder. He saw the quiet ache in her eyes. The same impossible pull.
āNo. We canāt.ā She moved toward the small door leading to the bathing room and paused just before stepping through. āIāll go first.ā
Water hissed softly over the marble as Elain lowered herself into the pale, creamy basin. Jasmine and lavender oils floated on the surface, meant to mask the fading scents of cedar and leather still lingering on her skin. The House of Wind had cleverly designed the bath so water would rain gently from above, cascading over her hair and shoulders and easing the tension in her muscles. The soothing flow calming her, a quiet anchor before the nightās coming chaos.
Outside the door, Azriel stood, muscles coiled, shadows flickering at his sides like restless whispers. He could still catch her scent, soft and faint, but it was now overpowered by the lavender soap she was likely using. In her bathroom, her soap sat by the bath, while his was tucked away in the cabinet. In his own bathroom, it was the opposite : his soap next to the bath, and hers hidden in the cabinet. Heād have to switch to the soap tucked away in her cabinet - the same one he kept in his own bathroom.
Elain stepped out of the bath, a plush towel wrapped around her, skin still pink from the heat. She moved quietly across the marble floor, steam curling around her ankles as she reached for the door. When it opened, Azriel looked up - and went still.
She stood framed in the soft light, steam drifting around her like mist. Her damp curls clung to her shoulders and back, water trailing down her arms and legs in slow, glistening paths. The towel hugged her form, and her flushed skin glowed with warmth. She tucked a wet strand of hair behind her ear, eyes meeting his. āYour turn,ā she said, voice low, threaded with quiet affection.
Azriel was already perched at the edge of her bed, head tilted up to look at her, his expression unreadable - except for the faint curve at the corner of his lips. The sun had nearly set, which meant it was almost time to head to the River House for dinner. Elain would go first, as always, alongside Cassian and Nesta. Azriel would come later, slipping in with some excuse about a late report from one of his spies. A rehearsed scene theyād used more than once.
He stood, pressing a kiss to her temple before disappearing into the attached bathroom, his leathers abandoned in a heap on the chaise.
As he stepped into the bath after her, body tense beneath the spray, he let the water cascade over him in silence, scrubbing away the residue of stolen touches, the intimacy of the afternoon. He closed his eyes, tasting her name on his lips, and allowed himself one slow inhale, filling his lungs.
Elain moved to her vanity, towel still wrapped around her chest, fingers rifling through her jewelry for something simple that wouldnāt draw attention. The room held a faint trace of him, despite the open window and the lavender oils from her bath. She picked up a brush, running it slowly through her damp hair, before starting to slip into the deep blue dress sheād laid out earlier.
And that was exactly when her bedroom door flew open.
āElain!ā Nestaās voice cut through the quiet like a blade. āWhat are you planning to - oh.ā
Elain, halfway into her dress, yelped, stumbling back and clutching the bodice to her chest. āNesta! What are you doing?!ā
Her sister leaned casually against the doorframe, eyes quickly scanning the room, taking in the mess. Her brows lifted.
āI came to ask what youāre wearing to dinner,ā she said with mock innocence. āBut now I see the dress isnāt the most urgent decision youāve made today.ā
Elain opened her mouth to respond - then the sound hit them.
Water. Still running.
Nestaās gaze sharpened.
āElain,ā she said flatly, āis someone in your bath?ā
Elain blinked, starting to laugh nervously. āI - uh - I think I forgot to turn the faucet off.ā
Nesta slowly turned her head, eyes taking in the evidence: tossed pillows, a lacy undergarment flung across the floor, and most damning of all : the pile of distinctly Illyrian leathers on her chaise, blue siphons catching the candlelight, alongside a legendary blade.
The splashing stopped. Silence fell like a curtain.
āIs thatā¦ā Nesta tilted her head, āa dagger?ā
Elain stared at Truth-teller as if seeing it for the first time. āIt might⦠be.ā
āElain,ā Nesta said slowly, āis there a very large Illyrian in your bathroom right now?ā
She buried her face in her hands. āPlease go away.ā
Nesta grinned. āAbsolutely not.ā
And just then - because the Cauldron clearly had a cruel sense of humor - the bathroom door slowly opened. Azriel stepped out, one towel slung low around his hips.
He froze.āØNesta froze.āØElain may have whispered a silent prayer to die.
āOh,ā Nesta said calmly. āHello, Az.ā
Azriel glanced down at the towel, then at Elain, then back to Nesta. āI thought she was alone,ā he said evenly. Internally, he was scolding himself. How in hell did the spymaster of the Night Court not notice a new person in her room? He was probably still dazzled by his time with Elain, as usual.
āShe was,ā Nesta replied. āThen I came to ask about her dress. Which⦠seems futile now.ā
And as if the situation wasnāt catastrophic enough already, the booming voice of Cassian called up from below. āNesta! Elain! Are you two ready or what?ā
Still looking at Azriel, Nesta raised her voice just enough to carry. āJust a minute! Elainās⦠freshening up.ā
She turned on her heel, brushing past Elain with a smirk and a pointed look that said: Ten minutes. Iām waiting downstairs. Figure it out.
The door clicked shut behind her.
Elain buried her face in Azrielās bare chest and groaned. Dinner promised to be interesting.
This was so adorable, I could cry. š„¹
cutest thing about human biology is how they get sleepy after eating. sorry brain is offline due to digestion, check back later
stomach full head empty
Good job for eating
if you're a girl and a fish then why havent you laid eggs
You demand me to give birth??
In this economy???

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āMaybe the acotar ten year celebration was the friends we made along the way?ā
You know what? Yes. It is.
Iāve been in this fandom for ages and unfortunately negativity and toxicity is at an all time high. We need some positivity spreading around. So letās do just that.
If you see this post, comment/reblog and tag some friends youāve made in this fandom or some mutuals youād like to show some love to!
Iāll go first! You guys are all so cool and Iām glad I met all of you!
@1islessthan3books @separatist-apologist @kateprincessofbluewhales @chiefenthusiastwitch @bloomingdarkgarden @tealeaves-and-rosepetals @rizzoreads88 @bird-on-the-wire33 @santkazoya @duskandcobalt @foundress0fnothing @stickyelectrons @violetasteracademic @tswaney17 @ydubbu @yourstarsmyscars @thesistersarcheron @reverie-tales @cinnibelle
Despite the negativity, the brightest light will always be the friends Iāve made along the way. Thank u for the reminder @gracie-rosee š«¶š»
Thereās still good out there! To be able to share art and stories and just have a great time theorizing and connecting over characters that we love is special. Thankful for this community!! ššš
Adding shoutouts to @fauxdette @mirrorballpages @merymoonbeam @moonfalles @lunaatthezoo @merakimoonglade @nicawritesandwhines @nikethestatue
My beloveds! Such an amazing list of lovelies! Adding some beautiful names: @highprincessofthenightcourt @elrieldreamer @azrielsbreedingkink @shadowedpetals @elainsgirl @shitwillnotbegiven @shadowsatdawnx and my darling @jasmineandcedar (thatās on hiatus but I still hope she will return)
For the new accounts that are not listed here: canāt wait to know more about you, your headcanons! Welcome to the fandom and all these people are worth of having in your feed ā¤ļø
My besties! @tswaney17 @psychologynerd @offtorivendell @highprincessofthenightcourt @elrieldreamer @realfae12 @sakurakittypeachand and so many more!
Thanks for the tag Nike! Back atcha. š
@wingedblooms @silverlinedeyes @elrieldreamer @tswaney17 @sakurakittypeach @cassianfanclub @impossiblescissorspeachpaper @lovelydreamlight @psychologynerd @mrspettyferr @duskcowboy @duskwhisperer in no particular order, and so many more! You guys all mean the world to me.
This adventure really has been the friends I made along the way. It wouldnāt have been the same without @offtorivendell - my original ACOTAR fandom bestie. And I am so thankful for @nikethestatue ,@tswaney17, @epiphany-zzz , @psychologynerd, and so, so many more. Love you big, Elriel besties!!! šš
Thank you @gracie-rosee @nikethestatue @offtorivendell and @elrieldreamer š„¹š©·
I know Iāll miss a lot but having to shoutout some wonderful individuals. @duskwhisperer @moonfalles @merakimoonglade @psychologynerd @impossiblescissorspeachpaper @sakurakittypeach @cassianfanclub @kingravinger @leiaamidala and so many more!!
the Ides of March grows near
The apple of my eyes. The favourite time of the year. The instigator to my beloved merthur fic
Is it bad Iām hoping for a live re-enactment in my own Senate this year?
s/o to this skeleton babe from 1936
This is a really poignant illustration of the seductive nature of glorifying war but that is a LOOK and she is SERVING it
I've seen Death depicted as a card dealer or other sort of gambler, a guy in a suit, a farmer, a robed apparition, and any other number of things, but this? This has to be the best Death I've seen yet. An old seductress saying "hey kid, don't you wanna die in a trench for a government that doesn't give a fuck about you, just like your dear old dad?" This goes hard as fuck.
"I used to know your daddy." kicks like a mule.
The burlesque ad on the wall outside reads āFollies of 1936, starring Hitler, Mussolini, and Stalin. Now Playingā
i thinkĀ āvideo games arenāt really the violent child-corrupting threat some parents worry they areā andĀ ācertain circles of gamer culture are incredibly toxic and can lead people down dangerous/hateful ideological rabbit holesā are ideas that can absolutely coexist
Artificial violence is not actually a corrupting influence but hanging out with assholes sure is.
the real corruption was the friends we made along the way
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I have a deep and complex sadness within me. the complexity comes from the fact I have no idea what causes it
I should get topped
Omg same
Capitalist propaganda is manifest.
ITāS YA BOY SHADOWDADDY-AZ
@iamthebonecarver
Love me
But you already agreed to mary @hightarquinlordā¦
But thatās marriage. Doesnāt mean love. Two different words with two different meanings.
But i want to be your love and husband! Not just your love!
You can be my third husband
I ship this too
@hot-helion youre like your own fandom with you own little ships
True, I have enough ships to make a navy
You might as well switch jobs with @hightarquinlord
@hightarquinlord what do you say?
YOU DONT LOVE ME ???? *sniff sniff*
@iamthebonecarver
Can we adopt you as our baby? @iamthebonecarver??
Iām so confused *tears* whatās going on I need a hug *crying dramatically*
*hugs tightly with no plan of letting go* I donāt know⦠ask Azrielā¦
*hugs back with equal intent*
Mr.Azriel whatās going on
ā¦ā¦Iām still honestly confused
Azā¦..what have you doneā¦..
Literally nothingā¦
Hi new brother in-law!
*nervous laughter* haha yeah see everythings chill @themosthandsomehighlord
*slowly backs away* Iām just gonna go and call Feyre to take care of thisā¦ā¦
I wouldnāt do thatā¦
But she has experience with these creaturesā¦.
ā¦ā¦she needs to hurryā¦. Iāve missed my highlady terribly
Can I help you, oh fae who are laughably inexperienced for being so old @iamthebonecarver @themosthandsomehighlord @shadowdaddy-az
LISTEN MR FIRE DICK! First off Iām not fae
Dad does this mean that @themosthandsomehighlord and @queen-archeron are my aunt and uncle????
@hightarquinlord and @shadowdaddy-az Look! This was the birth of our family!Ā
@wolfprincess1229 @nerdperson524 @ressina-of-the-rainbow @officialsuriel @the-smoldering-illyrian-beauty @lionheart-gavriel @the-lovely-stryga @mayhemories @illyrianpriestess
This confuses me. Does this mean @hightarquinlord is our dad too or?
@highlord-tarquin if you need a love, Iām right here..
Oh my how I've missed this
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IDBTWY Deletion
As I prepare to rework I Do Bad Things with You into an original story, itās time to remove its online presence. I have asked for no reblogging of the actual story anymore as I will need to track down and ask users to delete each of those reblogs.
So, if you could help me out, I would greatly appreciate you taking some time to go through the masterlist linked here and delete any reblogs you have, including from the prequels and associated artwork.
Please reblog this post as a signal boost (if youād be so inclined. Iād really appreciate it). Iām hoping to start removing parts on November 1st and will likely begin reaching out to users over the next several weeks.
Thank you for your love and support with this story. It has meant more than youāll ever realize. š
I think I did it!
But also guilty that I only had 2 chapters to delete ššš
@fangirl-writes-poetry IS BACK
Sooooo itās a long story, but the short way of telling it is that my account got deleted but Iām back now and Iāve got some new poems in the queue, but Iām going to be reposting all my old stuff first (if I can remember it all!!!) BUT if yāall could SIGNAL BOOST this that would be really fabulous, since I lost all my followers and everything, and so I can re-follow everybody I was following before!
Ā Iām tagging the urlās of all yāall that I remember, which is not many because I have a crappy memory lmao
Thank yāall in advance!!!!!!!
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