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ACOTAR merch being sold None of Gwyn, many of Elain

Podcast with the author, ACOTAR is discussed Gwyn is not mentioned, Elain is mentioned and talked about

Valkyrie-themed promo Gwyn is not mentioned, Elain is mentioned

Autumn Court-themed promo Gwyn is not mentioned, Elain is mentioned

It seems the publishing company and the author have forgotten the next FMC Gwynethy Gwendara Archeron savior of Prythian and Illyrians High Lady of Dusk Court, Autumn Court and Night Court Founder, CEO, President and Owner of Valkyries Legendary Pegasus Tamer Mermaid Empress

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Not gonna lie, the influx of all these wannabe Booktockers online is driving me kind of nuts.

First of all, stop stealing OLD theories and then presenting them as OH WOW LOOK WHAT I JUST THOUGHT OF!!!!

Like STFU. This is not new. This is you re-purposing other people's thoughts and efforts.

Or, they are so desperate to jump on the bandwagon that they'll use their KIDS as props for ridiculous Gwynriel vs Elriel posts.

Or it's clear that they only barely delved into the books and are just spewing silly shit.

Frankly, I am just tired of waiting and being exposed to even more dumbness now that we are closer to the release.

'Azriel will be alone!'

NO. It's a fucking romance! No one is ending up alone. Especially not the MMCs. Jeez.

echotzzz

Imagine being claimed as relevant, important and able to carry 1000 pages by #those fans.

and yet not a single mentioned or any indication by the publisher or the author???

but “boring” and “no one wants her book” Elain is?????

deep down they know

Genuine question:

Just how does the Gwynriel Leadership reconcile the next book being '100% Gwynriel' (trust me bro, I have sources!) with the fact that Gwyn isn't even mentioned on that list from yesterday. The Suriel and KoH are mentioned. But not Gwyn. Eris is mentioned. But now Gwyn (the next FMC presumably!) Not to mention that she hasn't been mentioned ANYWHERE this entire time. For 5.5 years. And that the Valkyries Pilates Event was discussing the 3 sisters and not the actual Valkyries? And that there hasn't been any mention of any Gwyn-related (let alone 'Gwynriel'-related) canon scene mention since that one time where BB had the ribbon cutting in their bracket.

But I am serious.

How are they maintaining this level of confidence?

#acotar 6

If you look at this list, and then say with your whole chest that the next book is going to be about Gwyn. Gwynriel. Or the Valkyries.

Then it's a YOU problem

#elriel #pro elriel #ACOTAR 6

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shadowyfawn

The most exciting part of this is Elriels have been theorizing for years that the rejected mating bond would cause a war with the Autumn Court. We were told the blood duel would never happen and Elain/Az have no connection to the Autumn Court. (Apparently Rhys mentioned that just for funsies.)

Yet here we have:

Elain/Az/Lucien (no mention of the other supposed love interest) Autumn Court Cauldron HOFAS mention (we know what that means... corrupted cauldron) "Most likely to start an accidental war"

I think we have our themes for ACOTAR 6. Goodbye yoga sessions and mountain hikes. Hello spying and court intrigue.

bolinhoelriel

Gwynriels are asking for the worst possible romance story for Gwyneth, seriously.

Because the way the story started and ended until now, if that's what they want, this has a 100% probability - no mistakes - of being a forbidden love story between Azriel and Elain (just like it was always meant to be), both with mates that nature gave them, but feeling that HOT as FUCK arousal and attraction for each other, that silent understanding, and secretly being lovers behind their mates' backs. I'm not kidding.

Azriel saved Gwyneth that time and then trained her through the Valkyries, he saw her in her most vulnerable state and in her strongest, and he still thinks about Elain EVERY DAMN NIGHT, gets hard for her, touches himself thinking of all the ways he could fuck her, wants to kneel for her, and bought a beautiful gift thinking about her, and probably how she would look naked only using that rose necklace like a fucking goddess, having all these poetic thoughts about her, how she is the fucking sunrise when she appears. And that is after spending a lot of time with her, having those cute, romantic moments we saw, showing his worry and protection over her, his interest for her, and slowly getting over the 500-year-long crush on Mor.

Dirty story is what they want? How about Azriel buying a solstice gift thinking about that gorgeous asf gardener woman with hot brown eyes smelling so fucking sweeeet, and throwing it away, doing a CHARITY for his "mate", and staying so PISSED because he wants to fuck and be fucked by the hot sister of his brother's wife? Azriel is ready to fuck happiness into her behind her mate's back, so much he is fighting with his own brother, and Rhysand having to put a damn leash on him.

They just want more suffering for their fav.

hopeforyoux

This pregnant Elain theory is so 😭💀 like WHERE are y’all even getting this from?? Like sorry but “She lost her child in the Cauldron” is such an insane thing to come up with.

miseria-fortes-viros

your weird obsession with moral purity is degrading your critical thinking skills and poisoning your ability to empathize with other people btw

lovelydreamshadows

“This time, you sent the trembling fawn to find me. I did not expect to see those doe-eyes peering at me from across the world.”

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dietkoke

I don’t know but if my supposed “warrior princess, the first of her name, Autumn court parentage having, river nymph with bendy bones so she can give birth, savior of Illyria, the pegasi love her” next FMC was just continuously not mentioned by anyone anywhere, I’d probably just take the L and move on…

Is each Archeron sister born on a specific equinox?

Feyre--Winter Solstice, Dec 21/22

Nesta, who was born in the spring, but spring cold enough to need a scarf (Elain's gift)? March? March 21/22 --Spring equinox, the beginning of spring?

Elain, Autumn equinox? Sept 21/22? (which would make her about a year and a half younger than Nesta)

Curiously, if we flip those two, it would be Autumn equinox for Nesta and Spring for Elain, if they are in the Southern hemisphere, and Summer for Feyre.

3 sisters, 4 equinoxes.

Am I way off base? or is there something to it?

(would also explain the whole '21' thing)

#the Archeron sisters #theorizing out of boredom

soaveintermezzo

Nesta - D

Mor - K

Rhysand - F

Cassian - A

Amren - H

Lucien - M

Azriel - B

Feyre - C

Elain - L

The Suriel - J

Eris - G

Helion - I

KoH - E

I dunno. It’s almost like the books will be about Elain, Azriel and Lucien.

#acotar 6 #elriel #elain archeron #azriel and elain #elain #azriel #acotar

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