just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

I have radar. It's like gaydar but for Ra

Every time you are at ease while being misunderstood your cells improve nutrient absorption by 10%

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

nope. funkytown again

come on

Referring to someone as your “partner” sounds as if you are deliberately obscuring their gender and may subtly out you. “My ex”, however, is entirely unobtrusively gender-neutral. #breakupallrelationships

Where's it made? Who brought it here? How much were they paid? Who makes it? Is it made in separate parts and put together? How much were they all paid to do this? Where do they get the materials? Who paid for that? Who brings it there? How much were they paid? Who streamlined the base materials? How much were they paid? Who gathered the base materials? Where? How much were they paid? Is it good for them? Is it good for us? Is it good for the land? Is it necessary? Is it biodegradable? How much does it hurt? Do I need it? Do I even want it?

to all the books that i’ve read 1/3rd of

the problem with musicians is how they're always touring their latest album instead of like their critically hated second album from 2009 which is the one i'm obsessed with

fully sober in the club googling frankenstein 1818 full text