Lover Of All Things Fat

I'll handle all the grocery shopping, making sure our cupboards and fridge are bursting with easy to grab snacks.

I'll bake constantly, pushing samples for new recipes into your hands. And the lingering smell of cookies, brownies , and cakes fresh from the oven will hang through the house stoking your appetite.

I'll drag you out to new restaurants, that I've "heard good things about". Ordering too much so "we'll have leftovers". Knowing the leftovers will never last through the night.

Late at night we will smoke up together and when the munchies hit hard, I'll help you rationalize having a second dinner delivered.

Would you agree that the bigger she gets the sexier she is.