god is a he/him lesbian

ADHD is only motivated by 5 things: -urgency -challenge -novelty and play -interest -being a contrarian little bitch

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

Yesterday I overheard a trans woman saying to another "the fourth law of robotics is that the robot has to be gay and trans" and a cis guy nearby going "oh what? I only know the first three" and her repeating "yeah it says the robot has to be gay and trans. Asimov wrote that" and him earnestly saying "whoa I didn't know that!"

DNI if you’re happier & more successful than me

"why do you know that" i am curious about the world around me

The Galapagos finch evolved to be really good at filling ecological niches