I'm a little figment of imagination

"dog residue" post means so much to my ocd

touch my me and buy me money

Mice straight up go on missions and no body talks about it

Went to a fabric store yesterday and saw a sewing machine that did embroidery of photos and the example was of a newborn baby and it was so fucking insane looking I asked an employee if I could buy it and she looked at it and was like “oh my god eugh what the fuck… i think that’s my bosses grandkid….I think you should just take it” so I did

commenting under art of a thin character "oh they look like they give the most dogshit hugs. like being embraced by a wet skeleton"

this is america son you rip that cart til it tastes like pool liner gotdammit

you could just hit other people as a kid