me gettin stabbed as usual

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

Planet Suckulon 5 has declared war on Earth

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

let's all have a fun time looking up new words when we encounter them to see what they mean before incorporating them into our vocabularies

The dragons face never changes, but I still feel like he looks happier in the 2nd pic 🥺

The orb delights him

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

leads you to my room giggling and smiling and pushes you onto the bed and my face goes deadpan and i shoot you without hesitation

Out of Touch Thursday

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

but im out of my head when you’re not around…

@bees-machine

So what? Are you too good to see Oprah's Device?