bender futurama skateboard

give me your most controversial music opinion

the beatles were one ugly guy moving really fast

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

friendly reminder that [the most cherrypicked interpretation of the text possible] <3

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

let's all have a fun time looking up new words when we encounter them to see what they mean before incorporating them into our vocabularies

Betrayed and backstabbed by your scheming evil advisor? Psch. Skill issue. Absolute amateur problem. Just hire two of them and reward them for snitching on each other. Just make sure that neither of them is gay or they'll just end up hate-fucking each other and fucking you over all the same.

"hire two evil advisors but make sure neither of them is gay" are you hearing yourself right now. be serious