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*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

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Disabled people in your home will be like "lets get ice cream!" And then black out

#whining #ITS FINE LOL

vamptits

why is it so hot. why is it so hot. I am being punished.

vamptits

I'm having my first 24/7 dom/sub relationship with the entirety of the fucking sun

thatnoulguyorsomething

24/7, really? With the sun? Do you live in the arctic circle perhaps?

vamptits

when the sun goes down it is still hot. and the heat is an effect of the sun. so.

Im the only person who has ever been awake in my house

#my wife is asleep again as is my roomate and their dog #and of course our cats #every day its like im the first person awake at a sleepover #which is actually what would happen every time i had / went to a sleep over #whining #owie house

pinkthinkspalistineshouldbefree

Ever since I was a little girl I've wanted to see boys getting beat up and held delicately afterwards by their friends

#yeah yes yep

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boccher

the central conceit of white boy "comedy rap" genres is that they're too racist to recognise that most classic rap is already pretty humorous in many ways, on account of wordplay being fundamental to the form,

homunculus-argument

Herding sheep, looking after kids, and playing healer in videogames: every day you're surprised of the sheer innovative genius of how they'll find the most inconvenient goddamn places just outside your reach to get hurt or put themselves in lethal danger.

drafty-castle

Isn’t this sheep in real life?

homunculus-argument

Children in real life also.

homunculus-argument

It. It literally did. That was literally precisely the point.

I have no idea how the hell I could possibly express myself more clearly.

flickering-leaves

The humble Oxford comma

homunculus-argument

IT'S LITERALLY RIGHT THERE.

mylordshesacactus

#you can understand op by using your brain

#fucking. incredible.

greycatbird

No creature on this earth has ever been hungrier than a teen chickadee being taught how to forage and following one of their parents around BEGGING BEGGING BEGGING to be fed

greycatbird

bugs and worms and grubs PLEEEEEAAAAASE

ithasteeth

we have been feeding the birds for so long on a platform feeder in our apartment window now that they have started bringing their babies and teens for foraging instruction in the spring and summer and honestly it makes me grateful to be alive, seeing these little demanding hoppy weirdos flapping around. We call it Baby Time and an unspoken rule of Baby Time is if you see Baby Time you gotta tell your spouse that Baby Time is happening.

#birds #i loooove grown teens begging like im so so baby please i need heeeelp 🥺🥺🥺

pansy2025

when you’re too femme for the mascs but too masc for the femmes theres only one place you can go. the my chemical romance concert

#mcr #literally

3000s

they hate each other.

barin-mclegg

hey bestie you forgot the poll

3000s

oh sorry

would you kill and eat these animals?

yes

no

Voting ended onOct 3, 2024

barin-mclegg

I was talking to prev, asshole. The fucking critter-creature-beast poll blog? That person? Don't be a fucking dickhead.

3000s

sorry for being silly on my post it wont happen again

3000s

would you kill and eat @barin-mclegg?

yes

no

Voting ended onOct 9, 2024

#sea creatures

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emoparamore

sylvia & gerard @ madrid

#doomed yuri forever xoxoxox #mcr

johnnysmissingass-deactivated20

😭😭😭

your-dewey-decimal-number-is

793.85

card tricks

kaida427

what's the dewey decimal number for foreskin. coward

your-dewey-decimal-number-is

611.642

the prepuce (aka foreskin)

is a simple "please" too much to ask?

kaida427

prostrating myself at your feet for my lack of composure thank you for your wisdom

your-dewey-decimal-number-is

179.92

forgiveness

molabuddy

really specific trope i like that i feel like can only be explained in a diagram

#madoka #me in real life

marithlizard

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In case anyone hasn't heard, the cyclospora outbreak affecting tons of people in the US right now is coming from Taylor Farms produce. Best to stay away from bagged lettuce and prepared salads completely right now, but especially the ones mentioned in the screenshot:

Taylor Farms Earthbound Farms Little Salad Bar (Aldi) Marketside (Walmart) Kroger House Brand Target private label greens Costco salads and greens etc Trader Joe's chopped salad kits and fresh produce Fast food: McDonalds, Taco Bell, (Yum! Brands), Chipotle, Subway, Pizza Hut, KFC, Olive Garden, Top Golf, Red Lobster, Burger King, etc.

This is not the first time I've heard about a Taylor Farms foodborne illness outbreak. I stopped eating their salads after reading a description of the conditions in their facilities. Doesn't sound like they've improved anything.

We need a fully funded and staffed FDA, and regulations with teeth - and that's exactly what we don't have under Trump. To make things worse, the CDC is no longer tracking these outbreaks. We're on our own.

stardrifting

touch starved but for physical violence

#soul eater

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Everyone needs to remember that Gerard Way is a comic book writer and artist first and a pervert second and then sings her gay little songs

Yes this is a multiverse situation

#multidimension story in my mcr show? fork found in kitchen???#mcr #whining

killjoysradio

"lltbp being connected to danger days it so corny" "it doesn't even make sense" "it's bad storytelling" I DON'T care!! this is a FETISH opera and my FETISH is 49 year old PARTY POISON

#literally everyone wants to say they love the time loop #and YET when they start introducing alternative attempts at breaking the narrative and escaping #everyone is like 'this doesnt make sense'#well who cares i wish i could feel it get hard in my mouth move on #anyway.#the im not okay MV parrallels parts of nananana #the demolition lovers are in revenge #theyre all having sex #gerard ways pervert mind palace #mcr

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